Coca-cola has had to change its marketing plans as the powers that be in Atlanta have decided that a footballer who pays prostitutes to indulge in threesomes whilst his pregnant wife is at home and urinates in public, does not represent the brand's wholesome image. Rooney's face was supposed to be appearing on cans and bottles of Coke Zero, but plans have now been canned (Celebritree would have found Rooney's mug on her drink most off-putting!)!
No comment from the Rooneys, who are now attending marriage guidance to get their lives (and brand) back on track...