Angelina denies rumours

Angelina Jolie has been spending a lot of time in Haiti recently, sparking rumours that Brangelina are about to add to their brood with another adoption. However, Angelina has now spoken out to deny rumours that she and Brad are about to adopt a little girl called Leah, and she is just trying to help kids in general in Haiti. Celebritree really thinks it's high time they acquired another kid - the tattoo artists of California must be keen for an addition to the Jolie-Pitt clan too - Ange has the birth dates and geographical coordinates of all her kids tattooed on her arm.

Brad leaves Angelina with the Kids

Brad Pitt has left Ange and the kids in Los Angeles, as he is taking time out in Provence to work on their huge house, Chateau Marmont.
Let's hope that Brad doesn't do it up too nicely or have any expensive antiques lying around - from what Celebritree has heard about the kids' behaviour chez George Clooney, they could wreck the joint on their first visit!
IN Touch magazine would have us believe that Brad has gone to get a break from his wife's meltdown after she allegedly went crazy when she found a copy of Allure magazine in his office with his ex, Jennifer Aniston, on the cover. However, IN Touch manages to find a new Brangelina break up story every week, so perhaps we shouldn't take this source too seriously!

Those Pesky Kids

Celebritree has always considered George Clooney to be a pretty relaxed kind of guy. However, seems he might be a little less laid back than I had thought or those Jolie-Pitt kids are totally out of control, for it seems George has banned the kids of his good friends, Brangelina, from coming to his Italian home, as it seems they wreck the joint when they are there.
Perhaps George should invite TomKat's lovely Suri round so that she can give those crazy kids some lessons in decorum!

A secret wedding...

or just another cynical ploy to sell magazines? In Touch magazine is usually first with bad news where the Jolie-Pitts are concerned: Angelina is having a lesbian affair; Brangelina are on the verge of splitting; Brad's parents loathe Ange; Brad can't stop phoning Jennifer Aniston... So it makes a change for the magazine to be breaking some good news for a change - that the pair have suddenly gone and got spliced. Nice festive story that it is, Celebritree is not sure that this is any more true than all of In Touch's usual Brangelina stories...

Last minute Christmas shopping

Celebritree had heard that Ange had finished her Christmas shopping and wrapping over a week ago. However, maybe she has decided that her brood needs a few extras - as she and Brad were seen filling their trolley with toys as it is finally revealed where they will be spending Christmas: they are pictured here in Namibia - birthplace of Shiloh. Looks like the kids will spend the whole day unwrapping gifts!

The Jolie-Pitts' Christmas Adventure

Fresh from her world tour promoting her latest movie, The Tourist, you might think that Angelina Jolie would be looking forward to a chilled out Christmas with the kids at home. However, nothing so run of the mill for the Jolie-Pitts! No, Angelina plans to take her vast brood on a Christmas adventure to "some random part of the world". It seems they've tried the traditional Christmas at home with Brad's parents, and Angelina wasn't too keen. So, she'll be packing up her extensive Christmas shopping and heading for somewhere exotic. The question is: will they be bringing another child back from wherever they visit?!

Brangelina - Christmas shopping

After a whirlwind trip to Paris, to promote Ange's latest blockbuster, The Tourist, Brangelina and their brood are back in the US. This week they ventured out in NYC, as they took the twins, Vivienne and Knox, Christmas shopping at Lee's Art Shop. The twins were wrapped up warm against the New York cold, on a rare appearance out. Again playing with gender roles, it seems Knox's flowing locks may even be longer than those of his twin sister...

They're lovin' it

The Jolie-Pitt clan are currently hanging out in Budapest while Ange works on her directorial debut. She took a break from filming as she and Brad took two of their brood out to the famous spa baths (presumably they can't take the whole family as they would surely lose one or two. Zahara and Pax were the lucky ones this time.) Perhaps the kids were feeling homesick for the US, as they rounded off their outing with dinner at McDonald's. Somehow Celebritree imagined Ange wanting to feed her kids authentic local cuisine as part of their travelling experience...

Ange's Education Plan

Angelina Jolie has been telling the world about her latest big plans for her kids. She has revealed that her normally low-profile twins, Knox and Vivienne speak more French than English. Ange has employed a French nanny to ensure that the children grow up speaking the language of their birth country. Celebritree is just a little concerned that they won't be able to communicate with their many siblings!

Velma from Scooby Doo

In one of those weird 'how do these random celebs get to be friends' stories, it had materialized that Mindy Cohn, voice of Velma from the Scooby Doo cartoons (ok, celeb in the loosest sense of the word), is Godmother to two of the Jolie-Pitt kids. Apparently she's big buddies with Ange and her brother so Ange asked her to do the honours for two of her brood (probably twins, Knox and Vivienne) and thanked her with a big diamond ring! Hmm, if the Jolie-Pitts are in need of further random godparents, Celebritree could probably fit a christening into her busy schedule...

Montenegro style

Angelina strutted her stuff with her two eldest girls through Heathrow Airport on Monday, no doubt on her way to or from some trouble spot somewhere in the world.
Whilst Angelina doubtless had her thoughts on higher things, Shiloh was demonstrating her latest interpretation of 'Montenegro style'. Apparently, this iteration seems to involve combat boots and a tank top. Celebritree really sees a reality show where Suri Cruise and Shiloh make each other over...

Brangelina - rowing again?

Well, another week and another rumour of rows chez Brangelina. The fight this time is about Shiloh - Brad is apparently sick of Ange mouthing off about Shiloh, her desire to be a boy and her "Montenegro style". He doesn't like the fact that so much attention is being given to Shiloh and that she's not just being allowed to be a child in private. Sounds feasible to Celebritree, but can't see Ange letting Brad tell her how to handle their kids with the press. The only one who tells Ange what to do is Maddox.
Don't get Maddox angry, now Brad!

Ange likes a bit of meat

Angelina Jolie has told us how she "loves red meat" and that being vegan "nearly killed" her. Meat-eating is a sore point in the Brangelina household as Brad is apparently a strict vegetarian and can't bear to see Ange and the kids scoffing steaks.
Well, looks like Ange is going to need to keep her strength up as her career seems to be as busy as ever. Apparently plans are afoot for her to make a film about the Bosnian war and also to star in a remake of British TV drama, Unforgiven, about a murderer who is released from prison and then stalked by one of her victim's relatives.
So looks like Brad will be on baby-sitting duty for the foreseeable - better get used to those veggies, kids...

Angelina Jolie to play Marilyn Monroe

Rumours have been flying around the gossip magazines that Ange is to play the ultimate Hollywood idol, Marilyn Monroe. British author, Andrew O'Hagan's recent novel, The Life and Opinions of Maf the Dog, and of His Friend Marilyn Monroe, is apparently to be made into a movie. However, Angelina has denied that she has been offered the starring role. Celebritree really can't see Ange playing the vulnerable size 16 Marilyn, somehow...

Fun in the sun with the Jolie-Pitts

The Jolie-Pitt kids have been having fun in the sun in Berkeley, California, whilst Daddy is busy filming his latest movie. US Magazine showed pics of Zahara and Shiloh laughing and messing about in their pool, with Shiloh seemingly having borrowed one of her brother's swimming trunks - just to prove her tomboy status (or are these trunks what Ange was referring to when she spoke of Shiloh's Montenegro style?)
No sign of Pax, though - he was probably off giving himself a manicure somewhere....

Ange braves the media

Angelina took 3 of her brood toy shopping today, after spending some time watching Dad filming his latest movie. Apparently they emerged from the shop with a bag of toys, including a manicure kit, picked out by Pax and Zahara (Shiloh, of course, being way too boyish to bother with such frivolities!)
Angelina is facing more speculation about her private life following the publication of an unauthorised biography by Andrew Morton (famous for revealing the truth about Diana and Charles's relationship). The biography reminds the world of Angie's rather wild past: pics of her in S&M gear, allegations of heroin taking and a story that she was so depressed that she hired a hitman to kill her. Celebritree supposes this doesn't sit so well with her humanitarian image that she has busily built up over the last few years.
The book also claims that Ange set her sights on Brad well before the end of his marriage with Jennifer Aniston was over. There are also tales of her seducing Leonardo DiCaprio, Colin Farrell and Ralph Fiennes (whilst he was in a relationship with Francesca Annis) and stealing previous husband, Billy Bob Thornton, from his fiancée, Laura Dern. There are stories that she had a 'hitlist' of men she wished to seduce, which included Brad and Johnny Depp (with whom she recently filmed The Tourist and stories are circulating that Ange went off script to improvise a snog with Mr Depp, when he refused to respond to her other attempts at flirting...

Poor Jennifer Aniston

Has ever a woman had to talk about her ovaries etc as much as poor Jennifer Aniston? Ever since Brad Pitt ditched her for the motherhood-crazy, Angelina Jolie, it seems that poor Jen has been questioned about whether she wants children at every interview. And every time she is seen with a man, they're evaluated as a potential father to these hypothetical children.
So recently Jen's indicated that she WILL be a mum, so Jay Leno took her latest promo tour (does anyone really ever ask her about her movies?) to find out what she meant by that. Jen cleared things up by indicating that she wouldn't want to be impregnated by anonymous sperm - she would want to know the father. Well, it seems like the rumours of discontent at the Brangelina camp have died down, so good luck with your hunt, Jennifer!

Angelina baffles fashion insiders

Angelina is now on another world tour, promoting latest movie, Salt. She arrived in Mexico accompanied by her four eldest children. Currently, it's Shiloh Nouvel who is getting all the fashion press in a tizz - Angelina recently described her as having "Montenegro style" (see Monday 27th June on Celebritree). Now Celebritree was a bit worried that this was a whole fashion genre that she was yet to uncover. Could this be the look for Celebritree for summer 2010?
However, it seems that the fash pack have also been scratching their heads. In fact, even the most knowledgeable US stylists have failed to come up with a definition. From studying pics of Shiloh, it seems to involve pork pie hats, 3/4 length trousers and ill-fitting jackets. Hmm, so maybe not the look for 2010 after all...

Angelina - no more kids?

Angelina Jolie has given a shocking interview to Vanity Fair where she admits that she might have enough kids to keep her occupied. It seems she has realised that kids take a lot of looking after, especially as they get older, and, of course, it's important to have quality time with them all. Each of the Brangelina brood has their own personality, with Maddox the intellectual, Shiloh the wannabe boy (who apparently has "Montenegro style" - whatever the hell that means) and Zahara being all elegant and well-mannered. The twins are doing fine too with Knox being a "real dude" and Viv "really feminine". Seems poor Pax has been forgotten, though guess that's easily done when you have 6 kids. Still Angelina's enjoying the challenge being a mother brings and thinks she'll soon give up the acting career to concentrate on being fulfilled by her kids.

More trouble and strife chez Brangelina?

That ever-reliable source, the National Enquirer, seems to have started yet another rumour of discontent chez Brangelina. It seems that put-upon Brad has started seeing more of his ex, Jennifer Aniston. According to Brad, it's all perfectly innocent and above board and purely business. Angelina doesn't seem overly worried and says that it's up to Brad what he does in his own time, but has apparently warned him not to involve their kids - she doesn't want Jennifer to have anything to do with her children, believing they will find it confusing with their father spending so much time with another woman - who also happens to be his ex-wife. If all the rumours are true, then surely that must be the thing that the kids are LEAST confused about...