Brad leaves Angelina with the Kids

Brad Pitt has left Ange and the kids in Los Angeles, as he is taking time out in Provence to work on their huge house, Chateau Marmont.
Let's hope that Brad doesn't do it up too nicely or have any expensive antiques lying around - from what Celebritree has heard about the kids' behaviour chez George Clooney, they could wreck the joint on their first visit!
IN Touch magazine would have us believe that Brad has gone to get a break from his wife's meltdown after she allegedly went crazy when she found a copy of Allure magazine in his office with his ex, Jennifer Aniston, on the cover. However, IN Touch manages to find a new Brangelina break up story every week, so perhaps we shouldn't take this source too seriously!

Jennifer Aniston - Groundhog day?

So, 'unlucky in love' Jennifer Aniston seems to be a glutton for punishment - rumour has it that she has taken back John Mayer. Clearly they must have some chemistry going on to keep up this ridiculous on again, off again charade. Still, has Jennifer got the memory of a goldfish? This is the man who, after each break-up seems hell bent on talking to the media about Jen and adding to the whole sympathy vote that the public has for "poor Jen". When will Jennifer find herself a nice man and stop falling for these love rats?

Poor Jennifer Aniston

Has ever a woman had to talk about her ovaries etc as much as poor Jennifer Aniston? Ever since Brad Pitt ditched her for the motherhood-crazy, Angelina Jolie, it seems that poor Jen has been questioned about whether she wants children at every interview. And every time she is seen with a man, they're evaluated as a potential father to these hypothetical children.
So recently Jen's indicated that she WILL be a mum, so Jay Leno took her latest promo tour (does anyone really ever ask her about her movies?) to find out what she meant by that. Jen cleared things up by indicating that she wouldn't want to be impregnated by anonymous sperm - she would want to know the father. Well, it seems like the rumours of discontent at the Brangelina camp have died down, so good luck with your hunt, Jennifer!

More trouble and strife chez Brangelina?

That ever-reliable source, the National Enquirer, seems to have started yet another rumour of discontent chez Brangelina. It seems that put-upon Brad has started seeing more of his ex, Jennifer Aniston. According to Brad, it's all perfectly innocent and above board and purely business. Angelina doesn't seem overly worried and says that it's up to Brad what he does in his own time, but has apparently warned him not to involve their kids - she doesn't want Jennifer to have anything to do with her children, believing they will find it confusing with their father spending so much time with another woman - who also happens to be his ex-wife. If all the rumours are true, then surely that must be the thing that the kids are LEAST confused about...

Jennifer Aniston: "pathetic"

Celebritree has always thought that Brad Pitt seemed pretty well-balanced and the calm in the eye of the storm that is the Jolie-Pitt shebang. However, it seems that Brad has had his handsome nose (or at least it used to be, before the huge beard distracted from it) put out of joint for he has allegedly branded his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, "pathetic". What could Jen have done to infuriate the normally mild-mannered Brad? Well, it seems the outburst was prompted by the fact that she appears on the cover of this month's Architectural Digest magazine, showing off her homes. This hardly seems a heinous crime, but Brad feels that architecture is his domain and feels that she never showed an interest when they were together. He sees this latest move by Jennifer to be another example of her press games and is distinctly unimpressed...

Victoria's new fitness regime

No doubt in a bid to further ready her body for pregnancy, Victoria has come over all zen-like and discovered 'yogalosophy' - as advocated by Jennifer Aniston. Apparently it promotes getting into shape with a combination of yoga and some stretching exercises. Apparently Victoria hates going to the gym so has bought a yogalosophy DVD and has already noticed a difference. Celebritree clearly needs to get hold of this DVD - although not convinced Victoria could notice a difference - she can't have much spare flesh to shape up!