Becks joins Wossy for his final farewell

Good to see that David is getting some more wear out of that
World Cup suit, after the short stay in South Africa. He appears on Jonathan Ross's final show tomorrow night. Apparently he will reveal to Wossy that his wife is still listed as 'Posh' in his mobile, that he loves making babies, hoovering and general housework (a nation swoons).

"Please respect my privacy"

Cheryl Cole seems to already be planning her assault on the media, as she has allegedly signed up to appear on the Jonathan Woss show on 12th March. Yes - that's the same media that she yesterday requested to respect her privacy at this difficult time.
Question: how long before the exclusive OK deal in which she opens her heart for several grand? And, what will Katie do next? Cheryl's now dominated the headlines for several days....