New Year, new start 1

As she laces up her ice boots for a renewed attempt to win over the
British public, Kerry seems keen to start afresh for 2011. She has started by putting her marital home on the market. Estate agents are using the house's infamy (Kerry's drug binges and barnies with Mark Croft took place here). She also plans to find herself a new man so lock up your sons! Presumably ex Brian McFadden isn't on her list of potentials, although after a year of public slanging matches, the former couple have apparently buried the hatchet...

It's almost as though Kezza doesn't have a care in the world

Kerry Katona was enjoying a girls' night out as she showed off her new hairdo (apparently chopped due to the damage years of hair extensions had wreaked on her locks). Kezza really does look as though she hasn't a care in the world, although apparently her Cheshire home is now on the market, with Kerry needing a quick sale to help pay off her debts after being declared bankrupt. She allegedly paid £1.25m for the home that she shared with her kids and Mark Croft, but now may face making a loss as she looks for a quick sale.

Kerry battles on

Kerry Katona really does seem to make life a struggle. If potential looming custody battles with her two ex-husbands for her four children aren't enough, Kerry has now decided to start making demands on her new boyfriend, Adam Waldron.
Apparently Kerry has taken a dislike to Adam's tattoo of a dragon, on his calf. Not on the grounds of taste, rather because it was the idea of an ex-girlfriend. So, it seems Adam is going to have to spend his hard-earned cash on expensive, painful tattoo removal sessions - which he'll need a lot of, considering the size of it. And even then, it might not be successful, as Peter Andre can tell him...

Croft threatens Kezza

Well Kerry's documentary went down well with all concerned it seems. Her ex, Mark Croft, seems to feel that he came across badly and that the show has left his reputation in ruins (sorry, Mark, were you seriously under the impression that your reputation could be any damaged any further?)
Anyway, as if things couldn't get worse for Kerry, Mark is now threatening to sell some seedy sex tapes to the highest bidder. He's staying realistic though, and saying that should nobody want to buy, he'll post on the internet himself. Hmm, would anyone (even a tabloid journo) want to pay for a pic of Kerry getting down and dirty with the leech?!

Kerry Katona's manager fights to ban the Kezza show

It seems that Kezza's new wholesome image could be under threat unless her manager, Claire Powell, can stop the show due to broadcast on Channel 4 tomorrow night, Kerry and Me. Seems before Kerry broke up with the leech (aka Mark Croft), she agreed to let the cameras follow her around. It seems Kerry may still have been 'under the influence' of something - as she is apparenlty seen screaming at her kids, including telling eldest daughter, Molly, "Shut your face, or I'll knock you out". Charming, Kerry, really charming.

Car Crash Kerry

Kerry Katona was yesterday sporting an England T-shirt and seemed to be happily barbecuing with current squeeze, Adam, in the sunshine before the big World Cup match. However, although they seem like a happy couple in this pic, along with one of her daughters, rumours are afoot that Kerry has got back in touch with ex, Mark Croft, and still has feelings for him. She may even be considering a reunion "for the sake of the kids". (Celebritree reckons that considering the financial and narcotic woes Kerry and her kids endured whilst with Mark, they are probably all better off safely tucked away in Surrey).
Please Kerry - just don't go there again!

Kerry has a set-back?

Kerry's manager is taking her back to boot camp as it seems that as Kerry has found happiness in her love life, so she has started piling on the pounds. Her management team is anxious that she sorts herself out before things get out of control again. It's not all bad though - apparently some of the outfits that Kerry has been pictured in recently have been selling like hotcakes - so Kerry is in talks to release her own clothing range - targeted at larger women.
Meanwhile, Mark Croft is said to be fizzing with jealousy at Kerry's new relationship and is driving around Warrington (presumably in one of his many cars purchased by Kezza) on the hunt for her new man. Apparently Croft reckons he can win back his ex-missus. Hmm, Celebritree knows Kerry's not the sharpest pencil in the case but surely even she can't be that daft - can she?!

Kerry's battles continue

'Skint' Kerry Katona has apparently been in touch with the CSA, anxious to get child support from ex, Mark Croft. He's claiming he doesn't have a penny (he clearly emptied out his piggy bank for the £3,500 he just spent on a motorcycle) and says that even if he did, he wouldn't give the money to Kerry, who hasn't been letting him see his kids (according to him). The former couple's custody battle began on Friday, with both fighting for full custody of Heidi and Max.
Meanwhile, it seems after his angry tweets last week, Brian is still pursuing a custody suit against Kerry to take Molly and Lily Sue to Australia to live with him and Delta.
Celebritree is worrying that Kerry will be rattling around in her huge new pad if her former husbands have their way...

Kerry has a fight on her hands

Kerry Katona has been continuing her assualt on the UK media, with an interview in the News of the World telling all about her relationships with Brian McFadden and Mark Croft.
According to Kerry, Brian is a terrible father who calls his 2 daughters about 5 times a year. Lilly Sue, 7, barely knows who he is. Their marriage started to go wrong before it even started, as Kerry claims that Brian cheated on her with a lap dancer at his stag do. She hoped it would work out, as they already had daughter, Molly, but the relationship soon fizzled out and Brian revealed he didn't love her - and according to Kerry he had already begun an affair with Delta. She says she couldn't believe that "the fat one from Westlife" had cheated on her (the podgy one from Atomic Kitten...?) Brian is fizzing over Kerry's accusations and has been tweeting away, sharpening his claws again after his attack on Posh Spice, saying Kerry is dead to him.
Meanwhile, Mark Croft was a much better father to his 2 offspring with Kerry, Heidi and Max. So clearly in Kerry's world, drug binges with your kids in the house aren't as negligent as an affair with an Australian soap-star... However, Mark is also furious with Kerry and her decision to move to Brighton. He's now sleeping at friends' houses (he hasn't given up sponging then), whilst starting up a slot machine business and is determined to fight tooth and nail for custody of his 2 kids.
Celebritree is really not sure who is the best bet for Kerry's 4 children...