Kezza moves house - again

Kerry Katona took time out from her skating training this weekend to visit a sofa showroom in South London to acquire a new 3 piece suite for her new home in Oxted, Surrey. Keeping it low key as ever, Kerry was being trailed by cameras for her reality show, as she excitedly kitted out her new £5,500 per month rented 6 bedroom home, complete with indoor swimming pool. Neighbours include Mohammed Fayed and Jamie and Louise Redknapp.
Life is clearly tough when you're bankrupt. Remember just a few weeks ago that Kezza's mum was moved out of her home as Kerry needed to sell her mum's house as an asset to pay off her debts. And now she's in DFS spending again...
Apparently she and her skating partner, Dan, like to sit on the sofa after a hard day at the rink, eating Chinese. Careful with those chopsticks Dan and Kezza - those sofas might need to go back - especially if you've got them on HP!

Lock up your sons...

Kerry Katona has declared that her skating partner, Dan, has restored her faith in men and she's ready to marry again. Phew! That didn't take long, did it? However, despite rumours of romance with fellow Dancing on Ice contestant, Jeff Brazier, Kerry says that the only men in her life right now are Dan and her son.
Jeff has been quick to deny the rumours too, saying he would not want to romance anyone in the public eye again, as he wants to protect his sons' privacy. He did express his admiration for Kerry as she tries to get her life back on track, though says he doesn't fancy her.
Meanwhile, Kerry is apparently to be cited in the divorce papers of her personal trainer, Kevin Green. His wife has gone on record to the papers saying that Kerry had an affair with her husband and labelling her a marriage wrecker...
Let's hope Kerry can keep her mind on the skating tonight!

New Year, New Love

A happy story for the New Year - it seems that Peter Andre and Frank Lampard's ex, Elen Rivas, have found love with each other, after meeting at a dinner party in November. They have apparently been on a few discreet dates before they were photographed this week leaving Claridge's together, after enjoying an evening there preceded by a visit to the theatre to see Flashdance: the musical.
Katie has given her ex's new relationship her blessing as she has said that her horse trainer, Andrew Gold (the man implicated in Katie and Pete's split) ran the marathon with Elen and says she's a lovely girl. Phew! That's alright then Pete!
Elen is clearly somewhat classier than Pete's ex, as she seems to be well covered for the inclement weather. No doubt we'll be seeing a lot more of Elen, doubtless in dodgy flesh coloured tights and sequins galore, as she gets her skates on for tonight's Dancing on Ice, along with Pete's close friend, Kerry Katona.
It's amazing Pete has found time for romance, as he has today been named "the hardest working act in pop music" after playing to 100,000 fans over 38 dates in his arena tour last year. Who'd have thought that Pete's music was so in demand?

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As she laces up her ice boots for a renewed attempt to win over the
British public, Kerry seems keen to start afresh for 2011. She has started by putting her marital home on the market. Estate agents are using the house's infamy (Kerry's drug binges and barnies with Mark Croft took place here). She also plans to find herself a new man so lock up your sons! Presumably ex Brian McFadden isn't on her list of potentials, although after a year of public slanging matches, the former couple have apparently buried the hatchet...

Dancing on Thin Ice?

With Strictly all over for another year, the star-studded line-up for Dancing on Ice has now been announced. The list seems never-ending (including Frank Lampard's ex, Elen Rives; Richard and Judy's daughter, Chloe Madeley; former Neighbour, Craig McLachlan; the usual token Hollyoaks lovely, Jennifer Metcalfe; father of Jade Goody's kids, Jeff Brazier; ex Corrie stars, Steven Arnold and Denise Welch; Vanilla Ice, Angela Rippon and, star of the show/car crash waiting to happen, Kerry Katona). The novelty this year is that some celebs will be voted off before they even get chance to skate - probably a relief or the show could go on for 3 hours! However, things are looking rather worrying for Kerry, who has apparently fractured two ribs in training. She was seen at a Peter Andre concert clutching her side, looking in some pain, although that might just have been Pete's performance...

Partying with Pete

The stars were out in force last night as Claire Powell, best known for being Peter Andre's manager, celebrated her birthday at the Crazy Bear private members' club in Covent Garden. Kerry Katona was showing off her slimline figure in a skimpy animal print frock, whilst chatting with The Only Way is Essex star, Amy. Celebritree is wondering whether Amy is offering to give classy Kerry a vajazzle...
Meanwhile, Pete is making big plans for his forthcoming tour - apparently he has devised a routine that involves 5 year old Junior joining him on stage. No doubt Katie will be thrilled!

Kerry Katona's mum evicted

Kerry Katona's long-suffering mum, Sue, was evicted from her Warrington home this week. Kerry had bought the house for her mum for £37,500 when she was riding high, but it's now being sold off to help pay off Kezza's debts. Sue didn't even get to undergo the humiliation in private, as the film crew from Kerry's latest reality show venture were there to capture the whole event. Celebritree imagines Sue will be thrilled for this starring role in her daughter's TV show.

It's almost as though Kezza doesn't have a care in the world

Kerry Katona was enjoying a girls' night out as she showed off her new hairdo (apparently chopped due to the damage years of hair extensions had wreaked on her locks). Kezza really does look as though she hasn't a care in the world, although apparently her Cheshire home is now on the market, with Kerry needing a quick sale to help pay off her debts after being declared bankrupt. She allegedly paid £1.25m for the home that she shared with her kids and Mark Croft, but now may face making a loss as she looks for a quick sale.

Celeb mum of the year

Bounty had announced its shortlist for the coveted 'Celebrity Mum of the Year' award. Well, I say shortlist - of 20! It includes current holder, Kym Marsh, Victoria Beckham, Sam Cam, Coleen Rooney and even Kerry Katona (in spite of the footage showing her cursing and threatening to whack her kids). Even Natalie Cassidy makes the list, and Celebritree is pretty sure she hasn't actually given birth to her sproglet yet... You would have expected having a child to be a minimum criteria!
One noticeable absentee is Katie Price, who won in 2007, but has somehow failed to make the grade this year. No doubt Peter is still polishing his 'celeb dad of the year' award!
The full list of nominees is below. Who would your choice be?

1. Victoria Beckham
2. Tina O’Brien
3. Samantha Cameron
4. Natalie Cassidy
5. Charlotte Church
6. Tess Daly
7. Kerry Katona
8. Myleene Klass
9. Danielle Lloyd
10. Kym Marsh
11. Davina Mccall
12. Dannii Minogue
13. Bernie Nolan
14. Denise Van Outen
15. Jools Oliver
16. Patsy Palmer
17. Billie Piper
18. Coleen Rooney
19. Suzanne Shaw
20. Holly Willoughby

Kezza chops those men right out of her hair

Kerry Katona has gone out (to Daniel Galvin) and got herself a new do. She certainly looks pleased with the results as she flicks her hair and tosses her head like she's auditioning for a L'Oreal ad.

Coleen makes her mind up

So it seems Coleen has agonised long enough and has decided to stand by her man, moving back into their marital home, but warning him that he's at the last chance saloon: cheat again and Wayne's out on his ear (hmm Celebritree feels sure that we heard that before post-grannygate). Coleen's taking plenty of stick for her decision from the media and even Kerry Katona has waded in saying that Coleen needs to have some self-respect - clearly too much to start taking advice from Kezza!

Kerry's birthday shopping trip

Ever one to turn on the glamour, Kerry Katona was out spending her birthday money (for someone so recently declared bankrupt, she spends a hell of a lot of time being photographed with new shopping bags...) So did Kezza head to Selfridge's? Harrod's? Harvey Nick's? Nope, she decided to avoid the hectic centre of London and chose to do her shopping in Croydon. Now far be it for Celebritree to criticise such a salubrious location - but it's not the usual hangout for celebs - is it?!

Kerry celebrates her 30th

Kerry celebrated her 30th birthday at the TV Choice Awards - a classy do, with Kerry dressed up to the nines in a full-length black gown, that seemed to expose as much flesh as possible. Well, if you've got it, flaunt it Kezza...
Also present was TV chat show host, Angela Griffin (what was she thinking?!)

Happy 30th birthday Kezza!

It's Kerry Katona's 30th birthday today and she is celebrating with a big bash at her manager's house. Rumour has it that her management team are thinking of dropping her, so Kerry's been working hard at the beautician and clothes shopping to ensure she looks her best - as this party needs to be a success to prove her celebrity credentials.
Well, her twenties certainly seem to have been an eventful decade, with Kerry going through more than most people endure in a lifetime: two marriages, four children, declared bankrupt twice, leaving a pop band (just as they actually hit the jackpot with their first no. 1), proclaimed Queen of the Jungle, diagnosed bipolar, fought a cocaine problem and spent thousands on cosmetic surgery. Err, let's hope her 30s are somewhat calmer...

Dancing on Ice - line up revelations?

Apparently Kerry Katona has been spotted practising her skating, as rumours do the rounds that she has signed up for the next series of Dancing on Ice. 'Nasty' judge, Jason Gardiner, apparently threatened to resign if the calibre of celebrities were to drop to Kezza's standards (err, unlike those big stars from Emmerdale and Hollyoaks that have dominated previous series...) Matthew Cutler of Strictly Come Dancing fame is rumoured to be another of the signings for the new series. He has apparently resigned from Strictly after being told he wouldn't get a celeb partner this year. And he's one of Celebritree's favourites!
Meanwhile, Kerry's ramblings in this week's column include a comment that she thinks Chantelle should not get back together with her ex-husband, Preston. Kerry wisely advises Chantelle that it never works second time around. And also points out that she'd quite like a bit of Preston for herself. She was apparently told by a clairvoyant when she broke up with Crofty that she would end up with a man from 'the business' with a name beginning with 'P'. So Preston, Peter Andre, Philip Schofield, Paul Ross - watch your backs!

Kerry back in the saddle

Kerry Katona recently publicly declared that she had given up men, but didn't let that stop her from putting her details (with a pseudonym) onto match.com. Now she apparently feels she has come up trumps after bombarding Brighton-based kick-boxer, Scott Gibson, with emails, she has now revealed her true identity and the pair enjoyed a date at a Brighton bar recently.
Kerry feels that this latest macho find (Scott is known in martial arts circles as Scott "too hot" Gibson) has trumped her rival, Katie Price's fighter hubby, Alex Reid. Well, let's hope that the relationship is more plain-sailing than the Reid-Price rollercoaster...

Latest Strictly Rumours

So, as the big announcement for this year's Strictly Come Dancing draws closer, the rumours of the contenders are hotting up. Of course, we all know about Felicity Kendall, Anne Widdecombe, Patsy Kensit and Gavin Henson.
The latest revelations have added rapper, Goldie, the other one from Destiny's Child (Michelle Williams), Robbie Williams' mate (Jonathan Wilkes) and Celebritree favourites, Peter Andre and Kerry Katona into the mix.
In a quest to ensure that nobody can accuse the dancers of being more famous than the contestants, it seems they've decided that in case of not being able to attract the stars, they have just decided to get new dancers.

Kerry has NEEDS!

Kezza recently swore off men, following the end of her relationship with her Warrington-based decorator. However, clearly short of material for this week's OK column, she has decided to reveal to the nation that she is "highly sexed" and "would like someone for a good old shag!" Of course, it's not easy being Kezza, as she can't just go out and have a one night stand - she's afraid someone would sell the story. Kerry also revealed that, when she's not feeling randy, she's worrying about the floods in Pakistan. She would love to help and is thinking that she might like to adopt an orphan or something, Madge/Angelina-stylee.
Hmm, I'm sure any adoption agencies would love to see Kerry adopt an orphan - especially seeing the wonderful way she handled her own kids on the recent TV exposé...

Reid-Price marriage in crisis?

Here's Katie pictured last week at the launch of the new Katie Price iPod. (that outfit - WTF?!) Let's hope it's not full of her music or it will be likely to go the same way as the World Cup limited edition gold Frank Lampard iPods, 5,000 of which have had to be melted down and rebuilt as Hello Kitty iPods (err, doesn't Frank ever learn? After the last World Cup, his biography turned out to be one of the jokes as the whole England team clamoured to release their life stories, which following their poor WC performance, nobody wanted to buy...)
Still, Celebritree digresses. Stories today are indicating that the Reid-Price marriage is in serious crisis. Katie has apparently headed off on holiday with her mum and kids to Portugal (allegedly not wearing her wedding ring), leaving Alex home alone training for his next fight (presuming he doesn't back out of this one at the last minute). Alex has apparently gone back to his mum and dad's (presumably in search of some normality). After a series of rows, Alex is apparently close to walking out on the marriage - although he claims to still love her. So what could possibly be the reason for these rows? Well, it seems Alex is fed up with Katie indicating that he is thick (why would she do that?), trying to control his career and every move (err, didn't he make her his manager?), putting all her energies into her TV series/book launch/recording career and repeatedly calling him "Pete". He has said that she needs to change her ways or their marriage will go the same way as the last one...
Hmm, maybe Kerry Katona is psychic, as Celebritree agrees with KK, this story might not have much longer to run.

Kerry dumps Facebook

Kezza is having a relaxing time with her kids, holidaying in Marbella. However, in between taking to the seas on a pedalo and building sandcastles, she has had time to remove her profile from Facebook. Apparently some lowlife has hacked into her account and is selling her photos to the papers so she's had enough and is closing her page down. She's also had time to comment that Brian McFadden is, like, way better looking than Peter Andre. Hmm, Celebritree can't say that either of them are her cup of tea, but seriously, Kezza - you'd best get yourself down to Specsavers once you're back home in Blighty...