The holiday continues

Chezza and Dezza are now in the second week of their sunshine trip in South Africa and still seem to be having a ball. Despite the news that he has found a new love, apparently Ashley was left "close to tears" when he saw pictures of his ex-wife cosying up with Derek at a Hogmanay party. Apparently the exes had exchanged Christmas gifts just before Cheryl headed off into the sun with her new man and have been exchanging texts late into the night during her holiday, much to Derek's frustration. Celebritree wonders if Ashley's goodies measured up to Derek's £10,000 diamond bracelet that he apparently presented to Cheryl.
Still, her expensive new jewellery was not on show as she and Derek hit the shops (either he's very patient, or those gay rumours might have a whiff of truth about them, if Derek can match Cheryl's passion for shopping). Cheryl showed her usual ability for dressing appropriately as she stepped (or should that be tripped?) out in a skimpy shiny shirt dress and sky-high heels (that she had to remove as they were too high even for Cheryl). She was also wearing a friendship beaded bracelet, which is apparently sold to raise funds to fight malaria. Her alleged new beau, Derek, was wearing an identical bracelet, in a further declaration of his love (no doubt). Best get yourself one of those then Ash!
If one thing is guaranteed to make Derek run for the Hollywood Hils, it's comments from one of Cheryl's "close friends" in this week's New! magazine, "She says she can’t wait any longer and wants a baby – even if it means doing it before her and Derek get married. She’s incredibly broody.” So keen is Cheryl to create a mini-me, that she has appanrently even started looking for nursery equipment online and wants to emulate her frenemy, Dannii Minogue in combining motherhood with her career... Well, it would certainly prove to any doubters out there that she and Derek are the real deal and not a publicity "fauxmance" as some cynics are claiming.