They're all going on their summer holidays

Hmm, the annual celebrity beach cavorting / bikini bod revealing has begun. As mentioned previously, Cheryl has headed off to a tropical hideaway with potential new beau, Derek Hough. Apparently she's very impressed with his choice of location, Tanzania, although it is on the same continent as the one where her ex and his mates are currently embarrassing themselves.

Model, Daisy Lowe, and her actor beau, Matt Smith (aka 'the Doctor') have chosen to stay closer to home as they cavort around in classy Capri. Celebritree can't help but feel that Matt Smith is seriously punching above his weight in the 'ladder of love'... Shouldn't the two of them just get a room?

TopShop new store

TopShop opened a spanking new store in Knightsbridge yesterday and retail impresario, Philip Green, pulled together a very impressive guest list, including US Vogue editor, Anna Wintour. It seemed to Celebritree that most of the stars had been rummaging at the back of their cupboards to find some old thing to wear, as though the names were impressive, the outfits, on the whole, were anything but. Anna Wintour must have dispaired to return home to the UK and find such a bunch of ragbags around her...

Top Shop designer, Kate Moss, was in a playsuit. Nobody seems to say whether it's from her new collection or not. But if Kate Moss looks rubbish in it, it's pretty safe to say, nobody else should even bother. Still judging from the photos of the end of the night, Kate doesn't look like it stopped her enjoying herself. Nor does she seem bothered by Courtney Love's latest (attention-seeking?) claims that the she had an affair with Kate in 90s. Yasmin Le Bon was wearing some shiny-looking leather piece, whilst Nicola Roberts' dress appeared to be unravelling. Daisy Lowe seemed to have come as a giant wearing huge heels and yet her dress still had a 4 foot train. Perhaps she should have passed some of the spare fabric to her mate, Jaime Winstone, who seemed to look slightly uncomfortable in a tiny bit of cream lace. Thank goodness for Kelly Brook, who managed to up the glamour contingent somewhat.