Jack Tweed to write autobiography

Jade Goody's mother, Jackiey Budden, is up in arms (or at least up in one arm) over the news that her son-in-law, Jack Tweed, is to write his autobiography. Celebritree is rather more amazed that Jack can actually articulate enough sentences to put together a whole book...
Apparently the book will tell how Jack met Jade at Faces nightclub in Essex, back in 2005, whilst she was still with Jeff Brazier, and will also reveal intimate details of Jade's final moments.
Oh well, whilst he's telling his story, keeps him out of fights in nightclubs...

Dancing on Thin Ice?

With Strictly all over for another year, the star-studded line-up for Dancing on Ice has now been announced. The list seems never-ending (including Frank Lampard's ex, Elen Rives; Richard and Judy's daughter, Chloe Madeley; former Neighbour, Craig McLachlan; the usual token Hollyoaks lovely, Jennifer Metcalfe; father of Jade Goody's kids, Jeff Brazier; ex Corrie stars, Steven Arnold and Denise Welch; Vanilla Ice, Angela Rippon and, star of the show/car crash waiting to happen, Kerry Katona). The novelty this year is that some celebs will be voted off before they even get chance to skate - probably a relief or the show could go on for 3 hours! However, things are looking rather worrying for Kerry, who has apparently fractured two ribs in training. She was seen at a Peter Andre concert clutching her side, looking in some pain, although that might just have been Pete's performance...