Lock up your sons...

Kerry Katona has declared that her skating partner, Dan, has restored her faith in men and she's ready to marry again. Phew! That didn't take long, did it? However, despite rumours of romance with fellow Dancing on Ice contestant, Jeff Brazier, Kerry says that the only men in her life right now are Dan and her son.
Jeff has been quick to deny the rumours too, saying he would not want to romance anyone in the public eye again, as he wants to protect his sons' privacy. He did express his admiration for Kerry as she tries to get her life back on track, though says he doesn't fancy her.
Meanwhile, Kerry is apparently to be cited in the divorce papers of her personal trainer, Kevin Green. His wife has gone on record to the papers saying that Kerry had an affair with her husband and labelling her a marriage wrecker...
Let's hope Kerry can keep her mind on the skating tonight!

Dancing on Thin Ice?

With Strictly all over for another year, the star-studded line-up for Dancing on Ice has now been announced. The list seems never-ending (including Frank Lampard's ex, Elen Rives; Richard and Judy's daughter, Chloe Madeley; former Neighbour, Craig McLachlan; the usual token Hollyoaks lovely, Jennifer Metcalfe; father of Jade Goody's kids, Jeff Brazier; ex Corrie stars, Steven Arnold and Denise Welch; Vanilla Ice, Angela Rippon and, star of the show/car crash waiting to happen, Kerry Katona). The novelty this year is that some celebs will be voted off before they even get chance to skate - probably a relief or the show could go on for 3 hours! However, things are looking rather worrying for Kerry, who has apparently fractured two ribs in training. She was seen at a Peter Andre concert clutching her side, looking in some pain, although that might just have been Pete's performance...

Chanelle has her baby

Chanelle has done what every self-respecting celeb does these days and announced her big news via Twitter. Describing it as "the happiest day" of her life, she announced the birth of her baby boy. He was born yesterday at 6am.

Meanwhile, ex-boyf, Jack Tweed, has revealed that Chanelle issued him with an ultimatum - to choose between her and partying. He's not yet ready to settle down, so he chose the parties! He's still anxious that Jeff Brazier let him back into the lives of Jade's children, but to no avail, he claims.

Celebrating their love

Jack and Chanelle have been doing what any D-list (do they qualify as D-list?) celebrities do when they find love - celebrating by telling OK magazine all the heart-warming minutiae of their romance.

So, Chanelle has revealed that she hasn't 'put out' for Jack yet. She just thinks that's vulgar when she's expecting another man's child. Jack proves just what a gent he is too, saying that he doesn't mind - after all, he went without for 6 months while in prison, so he's found ways to cope. Apparently Chanelle is a "great kisser" and "when you do feel a bit saucy you can always find some way of helping yourself". TMI Jack.

Jack has also said that he no longer sees Jade's children, as their father, Jeff Brazier, has refused to give him access, following Jack's various run-ins with the law. Jack, charming as ever, reckons that Jeff must be jealous of his relationship with Bobby and Freddie. Can't imagine why else Jeff might not want the boys having Jack as a role model...