Tuesday, 28 September 2010

Katie Price had her day in court today, facing accusations of driving without due care and attention when her huge pink horse box veered out of its lane, causing other drivers to swerve out of her way. Katie was spotted clutching her phone. Apparently she had 4 kids and 4 adult passengers in the horse box with her (though strangely no horses) and they were on their way to Euro Disney. Katie denied using her phone but claims she was spraying perfume (let's hope it wasn't her own scent - or that would explain her apparent loss of control). Feminist Katie proved what a great role model for young women she is, when she claimed that she "was just being a typical woman driver". Wow! Won yourself a few more fans there, Katie! She also earned herself a big fine and 3 points on her licence...

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