There have been rumours in the press and on the internet for a few weeks about a couple of footballers who have injunctions out to try and keep mucky stories about them hitting the press. It's not confirmed if this is one of the cases, but the latest revelations about England's upstanding members of the national football squad, focus on Wayne Rooney - husband of Coleen and father to 10 month old Kai. Apparently Wayne did try to stop the revelations, but as he has an infamous history with prostitutes, this wasn't upheld, and the News of the World and Sunday Mirror both had front page headlines about his £1,200 sex sessions with Juicy Jeni, the hooker - which even she considered seedy. Apparently he liked to live dangerously (although apparently the romps were very routine) and even tried to persuade Jeni to come back to his £4.5million marital mansion, whilst pregnant Coleen was away. Jeni, being a lady of morals, refused, disgusted by this offer. It seems his hooker bit on the side was paraded in front of his team-mates for the 7 months of their 'relationship', but, in case readers are worrying that there is no moral fabric left in English football, Jeni has revealed that Michael Owen was "disgusted". Phew!
We now wait to see what Coleen will do next - will she follow Chezza and make a strike for female independence. Or will we see her do a Toni Terry/Abbey Clancy and stand by her man? She suggested, as a teenager, after Rooney's dalliances with a granny prostitute that Wayne was at the last chance saloon. Celebritree votes that she gives him the boot. She just hopes that there are no painful tattoo removals at stake in this relationship...
Well thank heavens that Juicy Jeni is the kind of young lady of such high moral fibre as to not let this matter become unsavoury.
ReplyDeleteAn interesting point re Michael Owen, he is sooo dull. So either your footballers are a bit mroe interesting and shag about, or dull and always stay at home with the kids. Hmm. I've seen Footballers' Wives, I know these things.