Wayne has the sensitivity of ...

umm, actually Celebritree is struggling to find anything that could be quite as insensitive as Wayne seems to be.
The media are having a field day at the England striker's expense, as it is revealed that Wayne let his wife know that the hooker scandal was to break via text message, whilst she was at the hairdresser's, getting a 'do' for a family christening they were supposed to attend. They didn't.
Wayne's defence is about as impressive as his striking skills at the World Cup: he has apparently told Coleen that the scandal is "no big deal" and "just boys being boys". Hmm, presumably he followed this with, "if you don't believe me, ask Peter Crouch..."