Beckham Boys to dust off their dancing shoes

The latest from the Beckham camp is that David has arranged for his three sons to have dance lessons with Usher. We have already seen Romeo busting some moves on stage at the Spice Girls tour, and it seems that Cruz is also showing an aptitude for dance: he has joined his cousin in the UK at ballet classes and has taken a real shine to it, despite being the only boy in the class.
Meanwhile, as well as keeping busy preparing for her show at New York fashion week, Victoria is preparing for the new arrival to the Beckham clan by having their various homes redesigned - taking feng shui into account. Apparently she's a big fan and doesn't like clutter in corners blocking the flowing chi (or something). She's also gorging on tea and marmalade - apparently her pregnancy cravings have a very British vibe about them, so let's hope she gets well stocked up before they return to the States. Although don't put on too much weight Victoria - it seems Geri hasn't given up hope of persuading Posh to agree to a Spicy reunion for the 2012 London Olympics.
Meanwhile, James Corden is apparently keen for David to act as his best man at his forthcoming wedding. Now Celebritree knows that they've done a few comedy sketches together, but seriously, James, don't you have any "real", long-standing friends to do the job for you? Or are you just hoping to get a few quid more from Hello! or OK magazine?!