Celebrating their love

Jack and Chanelle have been doing what any D-list (do they qualify as D-list?) celebrities do when they find love - celebrating by telling OK magazine all the heart-warming minutiae of their romance.

So, Chanelle has revealed that she hasn't 'put out' for Jack yet. She just thinks that's vulgar when she's expecting another man's child. Jack proves just what a gent he is too, saying that he doesn't mind - after all, he went without for 6 months while in prison, so he's found ways to cope. Apparently Chanelle is a "great kisser" and "when you do feel a bit saucy you can always find some way of helping yourself". TMI Jack.

Jack has also said that he no longer sees Jade's children, as their father, Jeff Brazier, has refused to give him access, following Jack's various run-ins with the law. Jack, charming as ever, reckons that Jeff must be jealous of his relationship with Bobby and Freddie. Can't imagine why else Jeff might not want the boys having Jack as a role model...