Someone's enjoying the Brit awards

It's the Brit awards tonight and various ancient sycophants from the British music industry are mooning over the latest bright young things (mostly graduates from the Brit school or the school of Simon Cowell). Checking out the red carpet pics, Celebritree couldn't help but notice that Mark Wright, from The Only Way is Essex, looks particularly excited to be there. Or perhaps he's just pleased to see girlfriend, Kayla Collins. Or is he just smuggling a kingsize Mars bar in his pocket in case he gets peckish - these awards ceremonies do drag on a bit after all...

Ashley back on his own

Despite claiming at the start of their relationship, just 5 weeks ago, that she hoped he was "the one" and rumours that she had already moved her stuff into Cheryl's empty wardrobes, it seems it's all over for Kayla Collins and Ashley Cole. They were apparently heard having a fierce row after attending a P Diddy party together.
Still, clearly Kayla is not one to let the grass grow under her feet and seems to have moved on already, as she was seen leaving Deuces nightclub in Essex last night with its owner, The Only Way is Essex star/love rat, Mark Wright. Whether it was the right decision remains to be seen, as it seems he showed her the glamour of the local McDonald's on their way home, and Kayla is feeling somewhat the worse for wear this morning.
Celebritree is left wondering why Mark, who probably had the pick of the women in his club, chose to go home with someone wearing leggings that look as though they were left over from a Laura Ashley sale circa 1985...
Still, Ashley, Kerry Katona and Katie Price are both available, in case you're feeling lonely....

Chezza and Dezza - the holiday is over

Cheryl and Derek are now back from their new year holiday in South Africa. They flew back in style, with the nation's sweetheart now considered worthy of a visit to the Windsor lounge at Heathrow airport. This exclusive area is normally reserved for the PM, royal family and any visiting royals, Presidents and the Beckhams, but Cheryl enjoyed the privileges offered for just £3,000.
The holiday seemed to be a resounding success (and hopefully no mosquito bites this time) with the pair keeping to themselves apart from the Hogmanay party. Instead they preferred to have nights in watching some of Cheryl's favourite DVDs - including Marley & Me and Dirty Dancing. The only problems on their holiday seem to have been Cheryl and Ashley's text exchanges, and the fact that Derek is a bit of a messy pup, whilst Cheryl is said to be verging on OCD. Still, good to know that they have oral hygiene in common: apparently they are both obsessed with brushing their teeth...
Meanwhile, despite the texting, Ashley does seem to have moved on. Barely had Cheryl moved out of Hurtmore House, before Ash had moved I'm a Celeb star and former Playboy bunny, Kayla Collins, in!

A new playmate for Ash?

It seems that Ashley Cole has found himself a new playmate - former Playboy Playmate and, more recently known as star of I'm a Celebrity, Kayla Collins. Apparently Kayla was keen to meet a British guy, thinking them so cute. Perhaps to this end, she threw a party at the Funky Buddha nightclub and Ashley was one of those so-called hot Brits in attendance. The two chatted, hit it off and have apparently been on a couple of dates since. In fact, Kayla think that Ashley could be "the one" - err, don't rush in too quickly, Kayla! Ashley will be relieved that Cheryl has given his new relationship her blessing, saying that she is happy that he has moved on. Phew! Although maybe Cheryl just has other worries: as she prepares for her big move to the US, she is apparently feeling threatened by Leona Lewis. It seems Leona is wanting a change in direction and is keen to work with Will.i.am. Cheryl isn't keen on the idea, as she is anxious to establish herself on the other side of the Atlantic, and doesn't want another of Simon's protégées getting in her way.