Someone's enjoying the Brit awards

It's the Brit awards tonight and various ancient sycophants from the British music industry are mooning over the latest bright young things (mostly graduates from the Brit school or the school of Simon Cowell). Checking out the red carpet pics, Celebritree couldn't help but notice that Mark Wright, from The Only Way is Essex, looks particularly excited to be there. Or perhaps he's just pleased to see girlfriend, Kayla Collins. Or is he just smuggling a kingsize Mars bar in his pocket in case he gets peckish - these awards ceremonies do drag on a bit after all...

Ashley back on his own

Despite claiming at the start of their relationship, just 5 weeks ago, that she hoped he was "the one" and rumours that she had already moved her stuff into Cheryl's empty wardrobes, it seems it's all over for Kayla Collins and Ashley Cole. They were apparently heard having a fierce row after attending a P Diddy party together.
Still, clearly Kayla is not one to let the grass grow under her feet and seems to have moved on already, as she was seen leaving Deuces nightclub in Essex last night with its owner, The Only Way is Essex star/love rat, Mark Wright. Whether it was the right decision remains to be seen, as it seems he showed her the glamour of the local McDonald's on their way home, and Kayla is feeling somewhat the worse for wear this morning.
Celebritree is left wondering why Mark, who probably had the pick of the women in his club, chose to go home with someone wearing leggings that look as though they were left over from a Laura Ashley sale circa 1985...
Still, Ashley, Kerry Katona and Katie Price are both available, in case you're feeling lonely....