Another show of flesh

Madonna seems to have taken tips from Katie Price when selecting her outfit for the Vanity Fair post-Oscar party, choosing to show off a lot of leg and even a bit of bum and cleavage, in her lace/fishnet number. She covered up what little modesty she has with a strange fur gilet. Instead of accessorising with her usual boy toy, Madge rocked up at the party with her daughter, Lourdes. Poor Lola looked slightly embarrassed as she got an eyeful of her mum's bum, and self-consciously pulled down her own rather short dress at the back. Give it a few years and Celebritree thinks we can expect to see Princess pulling some similar moves....

Rocco Ritchie steals the show

Madge and daughter, Lourdes, launched their new Material Girl fashion line in New York last night. However, it was Rocco who stole the show as he demonstrated his breakdancing and moonwalking skills in front of a packed audience. Clearly, no child of Madge's was ever going to be a shrinking violet, but Celebritree is starting to notice a pattern of precocious kids stealing the limelight from their megastar parents.
Meanwhile, Lourdes showed off her and her mum's "designs". Hmm, Celebritree won't be rushing down to the shops for this collection!

Madge's Birthday Bash Part I

So Madonna went all out to 'celebrate' her 52nd birthday at a bash at Soho House on Saturday night. She had 13 year old daughter, Lourdes, in tow, as well as slighly older boyfriend, Jesus. The guest list seemed a slightly bizarre choice with no Gwyneth, Stella, Trudi Styler etc in sight. Rather, they were replaced by Billie Piper and hubby, Claudia Winkleman (is Madge thinking of appearing on Strictly? Now THAT Celebritree would like to see!) and Paul Whitehouse. The only thing this odd mix has in common is their ability to follow instrucctions to the letter - all turning up in black, as instructed. Looks like they all had a whale of a time at the (no doubt) macrobiotic evening, eh?!

Happy Birthday Madge!

So, her Madgesty reaches the grand old age of 52 this week. After spending recent weeks hard at work directing a film about Wallis Simpson and Edward VIII (and allegedly annoying the cast by being slow and generally not very good), Madge has decided to celebrate with her son, Rocco, who has just turned ten.
She has decided to celebrate with a joint party with a royal theme - with guests invited to dress up as kings and queens. It sounds like a barrel of laughs: there will be no alcohol (of course, it being for kids and all), gluten free jelly, gluten free brownies and dairy free ice cream. Sounds delish.
After the party, Madonna hopes to head out to her favourite London club, Aura, with her current squeeze, Jesus. He might prefer to stay hanging out with Rocco and co, of course - after all, they're somewhat closer in age to Jesus...

Gwyneth enjoys the Hamptons - for now

Gwyneth Paltrow is enjoying some chill-out time with children, Apple and Moses, at their Hamptons home. No sign of Daddy, Chris Martin, though. This year's holiday break is proving slightly more complicated, as rumours are flying around that Gwyneth has had a major falling out with her old pal, Madonna, who has a home nearby. Thankfully, Madge is busy working on her new movie about Wallis Simpson in London at the mo, but should she make her way out to her Hamptons home, insiders expect things to be awkward: the close-knit Hamptons summer community will make it difficult for the warring pair to avoid each other....

Queen WAG reappears

Hmm, Celebritree has been most concerned as it's all been quiet on the Victoria Beckham front recently. The Queen of the WAGs has been out of the papers, with the young upstarts dominating instead. She made a stylish return to form at the Diane Von Furstenberg party at Claridge's this week, wearing a Giles Deacon dress that she recently wore in the LG ad (have you fallen on hard times VB?) and a pair of stiletto thigh-high boots (which must have been sweltering in London's current heatwave).

Although VB stole the show, her outfit proved to not be very practical as she tried to keep her dignity climbing into the back of her car. Seems she'd also managed a trip to Boot's the Chemist - perhaps stocking up on some no. 7 make up whilst back in the UK?!

Other stars at the party included Madge, who seemed to have lost her feet under her trousers and Joan Collins, who seemed to be showing her age...