The Priory - you are needed

Celebritree thinks that the Priory should spot a celebrity trend/addiction problem and open up a new wing especially dedicated to people who can't seem to stop pumping their faces full of botox and other dodgy fillers. Clearly anyone who spends their hen do having cosmetic fillers until she has a duck's beak for lips (by her own admission) should be first in queue - Katie Price. Still, judging from the latest pics of Sharon Osbourne, she shouldn't be far behind. What HAVE you let them do to your face, Shazza?!
As if daughter Kelly doesn't have enough to deal with, with her latest heartbreak, without her mother having a spooky smile permanently etched on her slightly scary face...

No, Katie's not the only one having a wedding this summer

Indeed, Britain and America's Got Talent judge, Piers Morgan, is also planning a second trip up the aisle this summer. Celebritree is sure that Piers would be the first to admit that he has seriously punched above his weight in convincing journalist, Celia Waldren, to marry him. Still, the man who tried to ban celeb tittle-tattle from the Mirror and make it a serious paper has decided that his wedding will be a celeb-free affair - no invites then for fellow judges, Sharon Osbourne, David Hasselhoff, Amanda Holden or even Simon Cowell... Oh well, I'm sure Katie will be pleased to entertain any disappointed celebs who might want to give their wedding hats an outing...

Sharon Osbourne - TMI!

Sharon Osbourne has decided that the size of her (no doubt very expensive) boobs is rather unbecoming at her age and is planning to further increase the size of her cosmetic surgery bill by having her implants removed and smaller ones inserted to replace them.

Never one to let good taste get in the way of a few headlines, Sharon has revealed that she is recycling her sizable implants: she is giving one to Ozzy to use as a paperweight (Celebritree wonders what paperwork Ozzy has/does? Let's hope it's nothing important!) and the other to her PR consultant to use as a stressbuster. Ewwww!