Cheryl in tears

OK, Cheryl Cole in tears isn't really news. With the amount of emotion she manages to squeeze out on X Factor every week, she probably has some of the best exercised tear ducts in showbusiness.
The difference this time is that the tears kept coming for TWO hours as the normally private (apparently) Cheryl faced a grilling from Piers Morgan, on her near death experience with malaria over the summer and the break up of her marriage to Ashley. Cheryl admitted that she still loved the cheating rat bag and claimed, "We had a great marriage, the most fantastic wedding, but I just don't know where it went wrong." Well, first learning, Cheryl, should probably be that a big white dress, fancy reception, attended by footballers, Wags and popstrels aplenty and 230 page photo spread in OK magazine, does not a great marriage make.
Despite being billed as Cheryl revealing all, she remained coy on her current relationship status, refusing to confirm whether Derek Hough is her boyfriend or best friend. Whatever...

Piers weds

Yesterday Piers Morgan wed his beautiful bride, Celia Waldren, in a sunshine drenched wedding at the small parish church of St Mary, Swinbrook, Oxon. True to their word, they followed the small ceremony with family and close friends with a low-key reception at the nearby local pub. Celia was looking beautiful and aptly wearing a daisy chain in her hair and carrying wild flowers for the country wedding. Piers looked (as usual) pretty smug - and, for once, who can blame him?
Interesting fact for some Celebritree readers: the couple married at the church where famous authoress, Nancy Mitford and three of her sisters (including the infamous Diana Mosley and Unity Mitford) are buried.

No, Katie's not the only one having a wedding this summer

Indeed, Britain and America's Got Talent judge, Piers Morgan, is also planning a second trip up the aisle this summer. Celebritree is sure that Piers would be the first to admit that he has seriously punched above his weight in convincing journalist, Celia Waldren, to marry him. Still, the man who tried to ban celeb tittle-tattle from the Mirror and make it a serious paper has decided that his wedding will be a celeb-free affair - no invites then for fellow judges, Sharon Osbourne, David Hasselhoff, Amanda Holden or even Simon Cowell... Oh well, I'm sure Katie will be pleased to entertain any disappointed celebs who might want to give their wedding hats an outing...

Cheryl's off on hols

Cheryl has finally managed to fit a break into her busy schedule and is off on holiday "somewhere exotic" with Derek Hough (according to Derek's dad). Celebritree assumes that they won't be off to South Africa...
Black Eyed Pea, Fergie, has also been chatting away to the media about our Chezza, claiming that she is so stunning that she could change anyone's sexuality (although clearly not enough to rein in her husband's) and that Fergie would like to take her out on a date.
Cheryl has also apparently agreed to reveal all about her marriage break up to Piers Morgan, presumably on one of his cringe-worthy, mutual love-ins on ITV. Somehow Celebritree doubts that she will reveal much that we haven't all already heard, especially considering her divorce conditions are supposed to prevent Ash talking about their marriage or break up...

Victoria - to gain weight?

Victoria Beckham's sister, Louise, is expecting a baby girl and it seems that this has inspired Victoria to start porking up to give her a better chance of conceiving and realising her and David's dreams of a daughter. So perhaps there is a chance of her eating the pasta and tiramisu fest the Beckham boys have planned for her birthday after all!
Meanwhile, Geri has been blabbering on to Piers Morgan about who the favourite Spice Girls are. Geri believes herself to be second following Emma (surely never managing to offend anyone, does not necessarily make you the favourite) and has declared that Victoria is near the bottom as she is like Marmite - people either love her or hate her. Well, from Celebritree's outing at the Spice Girls' final tour, there was a lorra love in the O2 for Posh...
Victoria Beckham and a jar of Marmite. Which do you love and which do you hate, Celebritree readers?

"Robbie saved my life"

Geri Halliwell has confessed to Piers Morgan (does anyone else think it's weird that celebs and politicians are lining up to confess their deepest darkest secrets to Piers - who, not so long ago, was celebrity enemy no. 1 as Editor of the Mirror?) that she nearly died after leaving the Spice Girls. Thankfully Robbie Williams was on hand to save her from herself (note to readers: if Celebritree's life is on the line, please allow her to die peacefully rather than inflict Robbie and all his issues on her) and brought her back from the brink. Geri has spoken before about her issues with bulimia and admitted to Piers that she still attends overeaters anonymous sessions to help her cope with her relationship with food. Celebritree wonders what the other people at these sessions look like - are there lots of stick-thin people attending overeaters anonymous sessions? Maybe Geri should take Nadine along next time for some company...