Will Ash never learn?

So, in case anyone was in any doubt that the England team's minds (small, endangered items that they are) were on something other than football, during 'the most important tournament of their lives', the proof has come today in an interview with an anonymous model by the Sunday Mirror.
For, it seems that Ashley spent his time in South Africa sending the model (who he got in touch with initially via Facebook) 139 fairly explicit texts - anything to while away those hours in a luxury hotel. In the texts he begged her to send him 'real dirty' pictures of her - she responded by downloading some from the internet that didn't show her face. He seemed to enjoy them apparently. It served as a useful distraction as he complained of being bored and then bragged about getting drunk at the England hotel.
Ashley's new girlfriend, Sarah Purnell, has been talking to the press about how everyone thinks she looks like Cheryl (a complete mug?) and how Ashley no longer loves his ex-wife (err, Sarah, Celebritree doubts he ever did. Does Ashley actually love anyone other than his own reflection?)
Despite not being England's worst player on the pitch during the World Cup, seems Ashley might be about to reclaim his position as the least popular man in football. Add the repeat sexting offence to his laughing with teammates just hours after the humiliating loss against Germany and saying that he hated England and their "f***ing fans" and Celebritree reckons that Ashley will get a hard time from away fans next season...