What Katie did next...

OK, Celebritree admits to being a little slack of late, and clearly it's been a long time in celebville, for Katie Price has gone from admitting that she still shares a bed with Alex Reid, her ex, to saying that she really doesn't fancy him that much at all - especially after meeting some hot Argentine model type during her stay in LA for the Oscars. The hot Argentine, Leandro, has now been flown over to the UK by Katie to get up to goodness knows what. The pair have been seen dining out together several times, although always apparently with Katie's GBFs, Phil and Gary, in tow. Apparently Leandro is very famous in Argentina, but has limited knowledge of English. Are Phil and/or Gary secretly fluent in Spanish and acting as translators, Celebritree wonders? Anyway, Katie has admitted that, as she doesn't understand anything he says, she's not really with him for his mind. Leandro has said that he's not with Katie for her fame (and Celebritree assumes that not speaking English is probably an advantage when dating Katie as he won't understand all of her inane tweets, or any of the stories of her past). Meanwhile, Alex has spent days crying into his pillow and wondering how she could do this to him. Err.. look at her past Alex, littered with the exes she has chewed up and spat out - and move on!
Actually, your former fellow CBB housemate, Dane Bowers, might be able to offer you a few tips on that: he's been spotted this week pulling a lithe young porn star at some dodgy party...

Katie targeting polo players?

Having tried footballers (Dwight Yorke, Teddy Sheringham), pop stars (Gareth Gates, Dane Bowers, Peter Andre), Gladiators (Ace) and now cross-dressing cage fighters, Katie seems to have decided to move upmarket, as she was spotted out partying until the early hours in Klosters this morning, with a bunch of polo players. Onlookers described her as "a man-eater" with "raunchy dance moves" as she allegedly threw herself at any polo player in sight. The DJ at the event was under strict instructions not to play any Peter Andre tracks - amazingly, several people actually requested Mysterious Girl, apparently. Celebritree is surprised the DJ even had it in his record bag.
Katie's equestrian range is apparently the sponsor of the big snow polo event taking place in Klosters at the moment - hence her need to rent a £40,000/week 10 bedroom chalet. Rumour has it that the clientele turned slightly downmarket at the news of her involvement - normally Prince Charles and Jack Kidd would be attendees but seem to have given it a miss this year.
Joining Katie in her huge holiday abode are her sister and long-suffering mum, who seem to have been brought along on baby sitting duties for Harvey and Princess. No sign of Junior though, so Celebritree assumes he has chosen to hide out with his dad, rather than being on hand whilst his mum makes a show of herself.
Poor old Alex Reid has, of course, also been left behind. He has been spotted back at their marital home, despite Katie allegedly changing the locks and upgrading security, following the news of her split. Poor, naive Alex is still wearing his wedding ring, as he still hopes things might work out, that he also says he feels like an abandoned puppy.
Katie's statement announcing the end of her marriage and the fact that it had all been a big mistake (err, note mistake and NOT publicity stunt), seems to have been uttered without a hint of irony. Katie told the media that Alex was no longer the man she had married and had become a "fame-obsessed monster". Hmm, Katie, rearrange these words into a well known saying: KETTLE, CALLING, BLACK, POT...

Dane Bowers - free to love again

These are the pics that may break poor little George Lineker's heart. Sophie Reade (aka Dogface - apparently she changed her name to that flattering moniker by deed poll, in order to get on Big Brother) and Dane Bowers have been seen out frolicking in the sunshine. It doesn't seem any time at all since she was hanging off George's teenage arm. And earlier this week she was seen out having a romantic meal with another former BB star (if you can really call them that), Brian Belo.

Still, it's nice to see Dane out and about enjoying himself, isn't it?!

Katie's wedding planning continues

As well as planning to conquer the pop charts, Katie is also busy planning her second wedding to husband, Alex. The couple are keen to rope in some of Alex's former Celebrity Big Brother housemates as entertainment with both Basshunter and Katie's ex, Dane Bowers, apparently looking to fit in DJing sessions at the wedding into their (doubtless busy) schedules.
Less promising for Katie has been her inability to secure sponsorship from a champagne house for her wedding (can this really be for real?)
Meanwhile, Peter has attempted to generate more publicity for his TV show by today using it to apologise for yesterday branding Katie and Alex's marriage "a joke". He's also revealed that he's having his tattooed wedding ring removed. Hmm, does anyone think Pete might eventually run out of things to comment on about his ex?!

Does Dane have cage fighting ambitions?

Katie's ex, Dane Bowers, doesn't seem to have learned from his alleged fracas with Alex Reid at Katie's new year party. Dane displayed his battle scars to the world on Celebrity Big Brother (claiming he'd bumped into a door or some such - we've all heard that one before), whilst Alex appeared relatively flawless (at least in terms of bruising).

But it seems Dane hasn't learnt his lesson, although this time the other guys seem to come off worse, with one of them requiring 5 stitches. It seems the fight started somewhere between Southend's Mayhem nightclub, where the gentlemen had spent their Saturday night, and Dane's room at the local Travelodge... It's unclear who started the fight with each party claiming it was the other's fault. Dane and his mate were arrested after the injured two guys claim that they started the fight after Dane had made unsuccessful attempts to lure a couple of lovely ladies back to his room. Celebritree guesses that the girls were just not impressed enough by a celeb sleeping over at a Travelodge...