Katie targeting polo players?

Having tried footballers (Dwight Yorke, Teddy Sheringham), pop stars (Gareth Gates, Dane Bowers, Peter Andre), Gladiators (Ace) and now cross-dressing cage fighters, Katie seems to have decided to move upmarket, as she was spotted out partying until the early hours in Klosters this morning, with a bunch of polo players. Onlookers described her as "a man-eater" with "raunchy dance moves" as she allegedly threw herself at any polo player in sight. The DJ at the event was under strict instructions not to play any Peter Andre tracks - amazingly, several people actually requested Mysterious Girl, apparently. Celebritree is surprised the DJ even had it in his record bag.
Katie's equestrian range is apparently the sponsor of the big snow polo event taking place in Klosters at the moment - hence her need to rent a £40,000/week 10 bedroom chalet. Rumour has it that the clientele turned slightly downmarket at the news of her involvement - normally Prince Charles and Jack Kidd would be attendees but seem to have given it a miss this year.
Joining Katie in her huge holiday abode are her sister and long-suffering mum, who seem to have been brought along on baby sitting duties for Harvey and Princess. No sign of Junior though, so Celebritree assumes he has chosen to hide out with his dad, rather than being on hand whilst his mum makes a show of herself.
Poor old Alex Reid has, of course, also been left behind. He has been spotted back at their marital home, despite Katie allegedly changing the locks and upgrading security, following the news of her split. Poor, naive Alex is still wearing his wedding ring, as he still hopes things might work out, that he also says he feels like an abandoned puppy.
Katie's statement announcing the end of her marriage and the fact that it had all been a big mistake (err, note mistake and NOT publicity stunt), seems to have been uttered without a hint of irony. Katie told the media that Alex was no longer the man she had married and had become a "fame-obsessed monster". Hmm, Katie, rearrange these words into a well known saying: KETTLE, CALLING, BLACK, POT...

Katie Lashes Out

Now, Celebritree is not usually one to stick up for Katie Price and her media rants, but on this occasion, Celebritree actually feels a wee bit sorry for Katie. There has been huge furore after controversial comedian, Frankie Boyle (who Celebritree had the misfortune to see live once - he's not funny and he can't take a bit of heckling as he stormed off after about 2 minutes) made a highly inappropriate joke about her and Harvey on his Channel 4 show.
Apparently the joke started that she and Peter Andre were still in court battling to avoid custody of Harvey and then descended into sexual innuendo. Amazingly (and Celebritree doesn't want to come over all Daily Mail reader here), despite Ofcom complaints, Channel 4 didn't deem this unsuitable material and broadcast it again.
Katie is demanding an apology. Celebritree can't see Frankie Boyle giving her one...

Phew! Pete's on the road to recovery

Phew! Peter Andre is out of hospital and going ahead with his Minehead gig at Butlin's tonight (all the classy venues in this tour, clearly). That's the good news. The bad news for Pete's Somerset fans is that he is still not well enough to put on his high energy dance routines, so will be concentrating on giving "the vocal performance of a lifetime." Still no word on what was wrong with him though Pete has said he thought he was dying.
In another of those weird stories that could only happen to the Price-Andre clan, Katie has spoken out about the case of the missing camera - allegedly stolen from Pete's house in August. She claims that Harvey took it (by mistake presumably - Celebritree assumes Harvey hasn't become some kind of clepto) and she will happily replace it. Finding it at her house, Katie checked the photos and discovered some of Pete's brother, Michael, having hair transplants. Being Katie, she made sure to tweet about the offending pics immediately. Mind you, if you want to have secret hair transplants, probably best to avoid photographic evidence.

Bye bye Bingles

In more bad news for the Reid-Price clan, Katie and Alex have apparently got rid of their pet micro pig, Bingles (a wedding gift named by Princess). It seems that micro pigs can have a nasty side to them, as Alex says that Bingles was becoming increasingly aggressive, especially when people were eating and that they couldn't take any chances with the kids (although Celebritree reckons that Harvey, Junior and Princess probably know how to take care of themselves...)
Alex doesn't know if this is a general micro pig problem or if they just got unlucky with Bingles...

Peter and Katie - reunited in court

Peter and Katie are gearing up this weekend to face each other in court. Peter has issued a writ against Katie for comments she made on the Graham Norton show that he had cheated on her with his manager, Claire and in a magazine article in which Katie suggested that Pete's song about his "Unconditional" love for Harvey made him a hypocrite. Apparently Katie thinks the whole thing is a waste of time (guess she is getting tired of court rooms after her recent driving case) but Pete reckons he needs to see the case through as he just doesn't know what his ex is going to say about him next. Expect some juicy details about their split as Phil and Gary (amongst others) take to the stand.

Katie and Kerry - the Kat-fight continues...

As the magazine column merry-go-round continues, Kerry has commented on Katie's strange, surgically enhanced pout - claiming that she now looks like "a better looking version of Pete Burns" (well, could be worse, Katie - at least someone looks stranger than you!)

Alex has, of course, said, in his own column that Kerry should mind her own beeswax, but it seems Katie is considering taking things a step further and considering legal action. This has transpired as it seems that, since sharing the same agent, Kerry has been popping round to Peter Andre's with her kids and boyf in tow, to have barbecues. Katie doesn't want Kerry anywhere near Harvey, Junior and Princess, so is keen to put a stop to their cosy garden parties. Can Kerry really face another lawsuit with two custody battles in the pipeline?

Also, Katie has claimed that although her kids don't like her trout pout - and laugh at her "beak", they have been enjoying her single (well, I guess someone had to...) Junior and Princess have been bopping around to it, apparently. Although, they are not exactly paragons of great taste: in Pete's own magazine column, he tells how Vanessa Feltz had been round for one of his barbecues (hmm, can Celebritree can get an invite? Seems like everyone else can!) and Junior and Princess are now obsessed with her...

Meanwhile, Alex is apparently considering a vegetarian diet (or at least giving up the bacon), so enamoured is he of their pet micro-pig.

Katie continues her 'promo' tour

Katie Price has been continuing her promo tour for her new single, although, obviously readers, this is just a hobby for her and so she's really not interested in chart success as she knows she can't sing and she didn't write or produce the song and it's not like she needs a record contract and it's not her main job... Hmm, does the lady protest too much?
Well, today Katie added to her list of lack of talents by proving on GMTV that not only can she not mime very well, but she isn't great at dancing either. And what IS with that hair?
Katie has also told The Sun that she feels her ex husband, Pete (who she seems to be contractually obliged to mention in every interview) is really milking their divorce. Hmm, try rearranging these words into a well known phrase Katie: Pot, Black, The, Kettle Calling, The.
Other news from Katie - she and Alex have attempted to partially satisfy their parenting skills by adopting a pet micro pig. Celebritree can just imagine what a hit that will be with Harvey and the other kids...

Do you really have time for this right now, Katie?

With just a few days to go now before her big-deal wedding replay/blessing fiasco, Katie has apparently decided to contact lawyers as she considers suing her ex-husband for claiming that she had prevented him from seeing her son, Harvey, for months. Katie and Alex are still smarting from the accusation Pete is supposed to have made to police after he found Princess with bruises (which apparently turned out to be smudged mascara), so Katie is keen to put an end to this back-biting once and for all.
As for the wedding, it seems Alex's CBB pal, Basshunter, is washing his hair (or something) so can't make the wedding, but don't panic, as JLS have volunteered to play instead. Maybe guests are paying them to avoid Katie having to put on the musical entertainment herself?

Peter Andre blethers on again

Peter Andre has evidently been desperately looking for material to fill his weekly column. The good news is that he celebrated Father's Day with Harvey, as well as Princess and Junior - seems he has finally been able to satisfy Katie's demands for a qualified nanny to help him care for Harvey. He has thrown down the gauntlet to Alex Reid again saying that his kids don't need another dad.

So what's the bad news? Well, it seems that Pete is too busy with his tour to fit Strictly Come Dancing into his schedule. Boxer Lennox Lewis and rugby star, Will Carling, have also turned the show down, apparently.

Pete has also told sources that he is supporting Australia, Greece AND England in the World Cup. Could Pete's support be the kiss of death for a football team?

Amid rumours that Katie has banned Alex from having a stag do, Pete has spoken out and said that he was not allowed to even be seen with a woman before their wedding - or Katie would have called off the whole shebang! (And risked never getting to appear in that pink diamond encrusted carriage - surely not?!)

Poor old Alex is finding life tough getting recognised and is thinking of getting a toupe as a disguise. He has also revealed that he likes to coordinate his outfits with those of his Missus. The mind boggles.

Bank Holiday Outing for the Reid-Prices

Presumably Junior and Princess were with their Dad, Peter Andre, this weekend - let's hope they were having fun. Poor Harvey's face seemed to mirror the moods of mum, Katie, and her current husband, Alex, as the family visited the new attraction Lost Island Encounter in Sidcup, Kent.
Rumour has it that the couple are rowing as the pressure of fertility treatment takes its toll. Ever sympathetic and understanding, Katie has told Alex, "I've had loads of babies in the past. This is your problem, not mine." Apparently she is furious as she has discovered that Alex had tried to have a baby with a previous girlfriend and that their attempts had also ended in frustration. She can't believe that she told the world they were about to get pregnant, when her man has a low sperm count. Celebritree wonders whether this will have taught Katie a lesson about keeping her own counsel on personal matters...!

Another Premiere

SATC wasn't the only thing premiering last night. On this side of the Atlantic, Peter Andre stepped out to promote his new fragrance for Superdrug. Oooh! The glamour!

Peter has also expressed his regret that he hasn't seen his step-son, Harvey, for 2 1/2 months. He tells in his magazine column that he hopes to see Harvey soon as he believes that he has finally met Katie's demands that he have a specialist dedicated nanny employed, who is qualified to deal with Harvey's various conditions.

Katie has previously played tough with Pete over access to his step-son. She refused to allow Harvey to appear in Pete's reality TV show, saying she wanted to keep her son away from the cameras (and then relentlessly parading him in front of the camera on What Katie did Next).

If there are any Pete fans out there, they will be thrilled to know that as well as busily working on fragrances and his weekly column, Pete has a new chat show coming soon...

Pete's been tango'ed

Phew! Peter Andre, his manager and kids, Junior and Princess, have finally made it back from Dubai, with their Trunkis. Looks like Pete took advantage of a few extra days of sunshine, as he's sporting a very deep tan.

Katie will no doubt be pleased to have her family reunited. Thankfully she, Alex and Harvey have already returned from Dubai after she paid a small fortune to hire a private jet to get them home as Harvey had run out of his medication. However, in case any readers were thinking, "Ah, bless, she's got a good heart under those huge mammaries", rumour has it that Katie was offering other stranded holiday-makers a lift - but none of them could afford to take her up on it!

Now Pete can't move on

Peter André has said in his weekly column for New magazine that he has still not recovered from his marriage to Katie Price and that he agrees with a new survey that suggests that it takes couples 18 months to recover from a divorce. (Celebritree wonders whether that's true or whether he's just scraping the barrel for something to say in his column this week...)

No such problems for Katie though. She has hit out at recent reports about the state of her marriage to Alex through OK magazine. Apparently her children all love Alex and call him 'Daddy Alex' (no doubt that news will help Peter's recovery no end). Harvey loves having a man about the house (especially one who compares him to the Incredible Hulk no doubt) and it sounds like life is just bliss in the Price-Reid world.

They certainly look blissful, don't they?

Fun in the Sun for the Reid-Prices

Katie and Alex have been enjoying the unseasonably good weather by taking Harvey to Alton Towers for a day of fun in the sunshine. Maybe Alex is trying to make up for comparing Harvey to the Incredible Hulk the other day. Or maybe they are just trying to get some relaxation time in; after trying to get pregnant for a whole 2 months, Katie is panicking that she is not yet pregnant and is preparing to undertake early stage fertility treatment. Most people might leave it a few more months before going to such extremes, but as Celebritree readers know, Katie lives her life at her own frenetic pace (so convinced is she that she will die young)...
Maybe Katie should be focusing on managing her client's runaway mouth. Yes, Alex has been let loose with an interviewer again. Talking of their wedding plans, Alex bitched, “At our wedding there will be no fairytale coaches. Katie’s done that – let’s keep it a bit more sane." And it seems that Alex has some really good ideas on having a 'sane' understated ceremony. Star Wars geek Alex thinks the perfect wedding would be to have Katie dress up as Princess Leia and himself as Darth Vader.
Yes, that sounds very sane, Alex. Celebritree can see the attendants already - Princess as R2D2, Harvey as Chewy and Michelle Heaton as a Storm Trooper....

Katie Price - Questioned by Police

The Reid-Price family were having a pretty standard quiet UK family bank holiday, heading off to a retail park for a spot of shopping. Of course, life with Katie is never ordinary - she was involved in a screaming row with an OAP over a disabled parking space. The elderly gentleman accused her of using a space that should have been free for him and his wife, but, for once, Katie was in the right - due to Harvey's condition, she is entitled to use disabled spaces when she is with her eldest son.
After an initial dispute with Alex and Katie, the OAP walked away but, of course, Katie wouldn't let it lie and followed the couple into Comet to continue the row. She was heard shrieking at him by most of Brighton and Hove, by the sounds of it, and some reports claim that she struck the man's mobile out of his hand when he tried to call the police.
Katie has now confirmed that she has spoken to the police about the incident but wasn't drawn on further details. Sources have suggested that this is further evidence that Katie is starting to crumble under the pressure of her new marriage. Sounds like run of the mill Jordan behaviour to Celebritree...