What Katie did next...

OK, Celebritree admits to being a little slack of late, and clearly it's been a long time in celebville, for Katie Price has gone from admitting that she still shares a bed with Alex Reid, her ex, to saying that she really doesn't fancy him that much at all - especially after meeting some hot Argentine model type during her stay in LA for the Oscars. The hot Argentine, Leandro, has now been flown over to the UK by Katie to get up to goodness knows what. The pair have been seen dining out together several times, although always apparently with Katie's GBFs, Phil and Gary, in tow. Apparently Leandro is very famous in Argentina, but has limited knowledge of English. Are Phil and/or Gary secretly fluent in Spanish and acting as translators, Celebritree wonders? Anyway, Katie has admitted that, as she doesn't understand anything he says, she's not really with him for his mind. Leandro has said that he's not with Katie for her fame (and Celebritree assumes that not speaking English is probably an advantage when dating Katie as he won't understand all of her inane tweets, or any of the stories of her past). Meanwhile, Alex has spent days crying into his pillow and wondering how she could do this to him. Err.. look at her past Alex, littered with the exes she has chewed up and spat out - and move on!
Actually, your former fellow CBB housemate, Dane Bowers, might be able to offer you a few tips on that: he's been spotted this week pulling a lithe young porn star at some dodgy party...

Katie's Big Deal

Katie Price is keeping busy in LA. After arriving on the same flight as (and therefore fighting for the paps' attention with) Cheryl Cole, things seem to be going rather better for Katie. She has apparently signed a multi-million dollar deal with Parmount Pictures to make a movie of her rise from page three model to high-flying business woman. She has also been out partying with GBFs, Gary Cockerill and Phil Turner, at celeb favourite, Chateau Marmont; and has been seen cosying up with boxer Amir Khan.
Some images have also suggested that Katie is working on "self-improvement" as well as having a good time. Aside from her London marathon training with her brother, she has also been spotted with some rather swollen lips, suggesting that she hasn't quite given up the botox etc for good...
It seems Katie might not have moved on in other ways. Alex is apparently being allowed to stay in her home whilst she's away and she has admitted that, although divorce is going ahead, she and Alex are still enjoying intimate relations (although Katie put it rather more crudely)...

Another busy week for Katie Price

It's been another busy week for Katie Price as she has thrown herself back into single life with a night out on the town with one of the cameramen from her latest documentary. She ensured maximum pap attention by wearing a very short skirt with these tasteful leopard print thigh-high boots. The good news for anyone who fancies emanating Katie's look is that, not content with her kids' clothing and equestrian ranges, she has now bought a "high-end" fashion line, called Day 22. The plan is to release new items on the 22nd of each month. Hmm, can't wait.
However, Katie has apparently spent Valentine's weekend with her ex-husband at a spa hotel, where she checked into a suite. However, she's claiming that romance is far from her mind and that they are thrashing out the details of their divorce, with Alex allegedly holding out for a big pay off.
In case Katie manages to find any spare time in between taking her kids to the sauna, designing clothes, writing books, negotiating her divorce and enjoying nights on the town, she has also entered this year's London Marathon. She will be racing her other ex-husband's new squeeze, as Elen Rivas is also taking on the challenge.

Does Katie have the X Factor?

Although it's still not entirely clear whether the American producers of the US X Factor can understand a word that Geordie, Cheryl Cole, is saying (and therefore may be considering not giving her a place on the judging panel, instead favouring Katy Perry or Nicole Scherzinger), this hasn't prevented rumours about who is in line to replace Chezza on the UK version of the show. It seems ITV are desperate to keep Simon Cowell in place, and he recently signed a contract committing himself to the 2011 show at least, so Simon will be bouncing backwards and forwards across the Atlantic. When asked who he would like to have in the judging line up alongside him, Simon surprised us all by suggesting Katie Price! Now, Katie has previously suggested that she would love this gig, so this could be her big chance to turn public opinion round. Hmmm.
Celebritree has no doubt that Katie has the quick mind to come up with some acerbic put-downs for the wannabe pop stars, but considering she thought it a good idea to launch a singing career herself (despite a distinct lack of tunefulness), Celebritree is not sure that she's really in a position to judge who has the singing capability to make it to the top.
Still, one thing is for sure, can't see Katie and Dannii hitting it off, so expect lots more fireworks next year!
In other Katie news, it seems that she bought a secret country pad seven months ago, which her step-dad has been doing up, so even though Alex is refusing to move out of their marital home, Katie and her kids do have other housing options. Alex doesn't seem to have got the message and still isn't keen on the whole divorce idea, although some sources are now saying that he will accept the split on condition Katie buys him a flat. Presumably he's thinking luxury bachelor pad overlooking the Thames, rather than some studio in the suburbs...
And now it seems Alex may have had an accident after an ambulance was called out to their home whilst Alex as left home alone...

Katie targeting polo players?

Having tried footballers (Dwight Yorke, Teddy Sheringham), pop stars (Gareth Gates, Dane Bowers, Peter Andre), Gladiators (Ace) and now cross-dressing cage fighters, Katie seems to have decided to move upmarket, as she was spotted out partying until the early hours in Klosters this morning, with a bunch of polo players. Onlookers described her as "a man-eater" with "raunchy dance moves" as she allegedly threw herself at any polo player in sight. The DJ at the event was under strict instructions not to play any Peter Andre tracks - amazingly, several people actually requested Mysterious Girl, apparently. Celebritree is surprised the DJ even had it in his record bag.
Katie's equestrian range is apparently the sponsor of the big snow polo event taking place in Klosters at the moment - hence her need to rent a £40,000/week 10 bedroom chalet. Rumour has it that the clientele turned slightly downmarket at the news of her involvement - normally Prince Charles and Jack Kidd would be attendees but seem to have given it a miss this year.
Joining Katie in her huge holiday abode are her sister and long-suffering mum, who seem to have been brought along on baby sitting duties for Harvey and Princess. No sign of Junior though, so Celebritree assumes he has chosen to hide out with his dad, rather than being on hand whilst his mum makes a show of herself.
Poor old Alex Reid has, of course, also been left behind. He has been spotted back at their marital home, despite Katie allegedly changing the locks and upgrading security, following the news of her split. Poor, naive Alex is still wearing his wedding ring, as he still hopes things might work out, that he also says he feels like an abandoned puppy.
Katie's statement announcing the end of her marriage and the fact that it had all been a big mistake (err, note mistake and NOT publicity stunt), seems to have been uttered without a hint of irony. Katie told the media that Alex was no longer the man she had married and had become a "fame-obsessed monster". Hmm, Katie, rearrange these words into a well known saying: KETTLE, CALLING, BLACK, POT...

Katie draws out the death of her marriage a little longer

Well the gossip surrounding Katie and Alex's marriage has continued all week. True to her constant need for publicity, Katie has released a statement to tell the media that she and her husband were planning to release a statement about their separation, but have decided to withdraw the statement after he refused to sign, claiming he needed more time, and she agreed, out of consideration for his feelings. (Err, maybe Katie, if you had thought about Alex's feelings before ranting at him in public and flirting with Amir Khan, you wouldn't be heading for the divorce courts again now.)
Alex is keeping pretty quiet, but is supposed to be devastated and concerned that, thanks to a lack of pre-nup, he will have to settle for the £250K that Katie is offering him, which Alex doesn't believe will even buy him somewhere to live.
There are various theories as to why the marriage went wrong: Alex's side claims that her flirtation with Amir Khan was to blame, whilst Katie says that she fell in love with an ordinary man (albeit a cross-dressing, cage-fighting one) and now he is fame hungry monster. Hmm, considering Katie employed herself as his manager, to get him more publicity, this doesn't seem to be a water-tight excuse.
Anyway, the whole unpleasant mess is being captured on camera for Katie's latest fly-on-the-wall show with Living/Virgin Media, and most sources seem to agree that this is the reason Katie is drawing out Alex's agony - it makes great TV. She claims that it was over before Christmas but she wanted to leave it until February "for the sake of the kids" - yes, it must have made for a great Christmas with so much tension in the air and paps hanging around as the media speculation built... Added into her TV mix are "secret" meetings and text exchanges with ex, Peter Andre. Alex was said to have kicked off after one particular exchange. Surely Peter has enough to do supporting his new girlfriend, Elen Rivas, as she prepares for her debut on Dancing on Ice? However, Katie claims that relationship is a "fake" publicity stunt (well she'd certainly know about those) and she's just fizzing about the whole thing...
Surely this will be the weeks when the Reid-Prices finally make it official?

Another Celeb Wedding

Although a festive romantic break in the Indian Ocean didn't seem to do the trick for her former bessie mate, Katie Price, and her husband, Alex Reid, it certainly proved a winner for Sarah Harding, whose boyfriend, Dan Crane, proposed to her on New Year's Day. The two are obviously thrilled as they sealed their love by telling the world how made up they are on Twitter. Hmm, really adds to the romance, your partner down on one knee, a diamond solitaire ring on your finger, a "yes" and then "wait, let me get my phone, I must quickly tweet all my friends, family and fans..."
So that's two Girls Aloud weddings to look forward to in 2011 - Nadine and Sarah. Who will the bridesmaids be? Presumably Katie won't be returning the favour for Sarah now that the two are no longer so close (Sarah was bridesmaid at Katie's wedding to Pete, though didn't make the cut for the Reid-Price blessing extravaganza) - although Celebritree would pay good money to see a peach taffeta face off between Katie, Cheryl and Nicola in OK! magazine...

Katie back to work

Essex girls were doubtless out en masse at the Lakeside Shopping Centre yesterday, as Katie Price made a personal appearance to promote and sign her equestrian and baby ranges at Debenhams, wearing a velour tracksuit and pink T-shirt (presumably from her own collection - not sure who else would have the cerebral power to come up with such a slogan: Horses are like chocolates - one is never enough). However, she couldn't seem to manage a smile to light up the lives of her fans.
She finally admitted on Twitter (where else?) that she and Alex are having marital problems, although dim-witted Alex is still denying them on his Twitter site (err, maybe he doesn't follow his wife's feeds?) Alex has apparently even said that he'd like to get advice from Peter Andre, as he's the only one who understands what he's going through - err, yes and that worked out really well, didn't it Alex?!
Katie is said to be fed up with Alex not following her fashion tips (look at this picture, would you take styling tips from this woman?) and the fact that he runs to his mum whenever the going gets tough. However, rumours are abound that Katie is anxious to keep the relationship going into February, as she doesn't want to have a marriage that lasted less than a year on her track record. Celebritree is just glad that Bingles got out before things turned sour...

New Year, new start 4?

The Reid-Prices have headed off on a romantic break to some remote resort in the Indian Ocean. Apparently the holiday is a last ditch attempt to save their marriage as Katie has been finding it hard to fit in time for her husband amidst all the personal appearances promoting her books, clothes and TV shows. Hmm, well let's hope some time alone does the trick. Still Carol Reid, Alex's mum, has told the press that the marriage is as solid as ever (although Celebritree is not sure that it's ever been so terribly solid - after all, they got spliced less than 3 months after breaking up...)
Still, it remains the bookies' favourite celeb marriage to end first in 2011...

The end is nigh?

Well Alex Reid and Katie Price haven't been seen in public together since early November, and Katie has recently been spotted several times without her wedding ring, and headed off on holiday (apparently on Christmas day) with her hairdresser, whilst Alex is at home focusing on his "acting career" and clubbing in Guildford.
All of this has led bookies to shorten odds on a Price-Reid split in 2011 to 7-4. The only doubt in anyone's mind seems to be whether they will actually make it to the new year. Perhaps that's why Katie has gone away - to give them a hope of making it to Jan 1st...

Katie's Rivals in Love - the Sugababes?!

Well, rumours continue that Katie Price and Alex Reid's marriage may soon be over. He's apparently still living with his parents as they try a trial situation, in the hope that absence will make the heart go fonder (or at least give Alex a break from Katie's nagging). Anyway, Alex seems to be taking full advantage of his freedom, as he helped run up a £30K bill at Mahiki the other night, and was then seen out and about looking cosy with Amelle Berrabah - the rough one from the Sugababes.
What is it with Katie's exes and members of that band? Just this week rumours have started up about Peter Andre and former Sugababe, Kesha Buchanan. Whatever next? Will Heidi be hooking up with Dane Bowers? Will Mutya get it on with Dwight Yorke? Hmm, well time will tell...

Blondes have more fun?

Katie Price is currently enjoying a break Stateside with her hairdresser/make up artist friend, Gary Cockrill. Seeing the California sunshine has obviously had an effect on her style, as Katie has decided to go blonde again. This has sent the rumour mongers going as Katie once claimed that she is always blonde when pregnant. So has Katie finally got her wish to be Reidonated? Well, she's denying it for now...

Pete rushed to hospital

Peter Andre was due to start his arena tour this evening but the big occasion has been postponed after Pete was rushed to hospital. The news ways revealed (of course) on Twitter by his ex-wife, who clearly isn't satisfied with the publicity generated by her book tour and her appearances minus wedding ring (are Katie and Alex really on the verge of divorce?) so she decided to take advantage of her ex's illness for another chance to generate some publicity / sell some books or perfume / show how much she really cares... She told the world, "I'm told CAN are going to release a statement saying pete been rushed to hospital with stomach pains!why does press need to know! hope pete ok".
CAN did indeed release a statement confirming Katie's tweet and highlighting the necessity to make a press release to inform his devoted fans of the delay to his tour.
Celebritree just hopes it's nothing serious and that Pete can hit the tour trail again soon!

Bye bye Bingles

In more bad news for the Reid-Price clan, Katie and Alex have apparently got rid of their pet micro pig, Bingles (a wedding gift named by Princess). It seems that micro pigs can have a nasty side to them, as Alex says that Bingles was becoming increasingly aggressive, especially when people were eating and that they couldn't take any chances with the kids (although Celebritree reckons that Harvey, Junior and Princess probably know how to take care of themselves...)
Alex doesn't know if this is a general micro pig problem or if they just got unlucky with Bingles...

Katie on tour

Katie Price is back on the road again promoting the latest in her series of autobiographies (her fourth and she's still only 32). Strangely, the new book seems to be dedicated to her ex-husband, Pete, although she has been talking about how miserable she was during their marriage.
Meanwhile, all does not seem to be rosy in her current marriage. Apparently Katie is climbing the walls and has hired a private detective to try and find her horse trainer's missing mobile phone. Readers may recall that Katie and Pete broke up after Pete believed Katie to be getting intimate with her horse trainer, Andrew. Rumour has it that the reason Katie is over-reacting to this loss because the phone contains some steamy and incriminating text messages between her and Andrew.
She has also allegedly informed Alex that under no circumstances should he consider going on Strictly Come Dancing (would they want him?) as Katie is apparently paranoid about him getting intimate with his dance partner. Hmm, doesn't she have enough REAL stuff to worry about?

Keep Death off the Roads

Hmm, Celebritree was starting to feel that the roads of the south-east were a little safer with George Michael banned from driving. However, it seems that there's a new threat to our safety: despite recently acquiring 6 points on her licence, Katie Price doesn't seem to have learned her lesson - she arrived at the theatre to watch bessie mate, Michelle Heaton, appear in a new play (who knew she could act? Clearly there is no end to her talents: singing, acting, dancing, drinking, applying fake tan and managing to show the patience of a saint by being about the only person to maintain a close friendship with Katie for any length of time), driving whilst chatting away on her mobile. Despite Alex's rather feeble attempts to stop anyone getting a pic, Katie continued, ending up hitting a photographer and driving onto a footpath, before abandoning her vehicle for a friend to park. Can Alex not drive?
Apparently Katie has also told Alex to abandon his plans to write his autobiography, saying she doesn't want him to write about her, and that she's the only interesting thing in his life - rendering the whole idea pointless. She really is all heart....

Katie has egg on her face

Another week, another court case for Katie Price. The poor love was out having a quiet meal with her mum and husband this weekend, as she prepares to face Peter in the courtroom. However, their quiet night out descended into chaos when they left the restaurant at about 11pm and found a gang of youths waiting to throw eggs at them. Katie called the police whilst fighter Alex tried to fend them off. Word had clearly got round that Katie was in town, and team Andre were clearly well-armed. Thankfully no serious damage though Katie's long-suffering mum, Amy, seemed to brad the brunt of the attack.

Katie and Alex - abstaining...

It seems that Katie and Alex's much talked about baby-making plans are on hold for now. The press have been reporting for weeks that the pair have been rowing and that Alex even walked out and moved back in with his parents for a while. The latest is that Katie decided to lift the sex-ban she had imposed during their rows, just before Alex's big fight. Unfortunately Alex didn't have this included in his pre-fight training regime, so spurned her advances. She allegedly went crazy and shrieked that a baby wouldn't make itself. So seems like the sex ban is back on chez Reid-Price. Oh, wedded bliss, eh?!

Reid loses the fight of his life

Alex Reid finally faced the much-hyped "Fight of his life" against Tom Watson in front of a packed arena, including freshly botoxed wife, Katie. Sadly things didn't go Alex's way as he lost in the 5th round, but, sporting reports say he put up a good fight, despite some nasty facial injuries. Prior to the fight, Alex had been telling the media how he is considering laser treatment to remove all the hair from his body to make him "slippier", which he thinks will improve his fighting prowess. Celebritree can't claim to be knowledgable about cage fighting but reckons your ability to throw a punch should probably be more of a focus than the latest depilation techniques.

Katie back on TV

Katie Price Is back on TV this week, but proved a little camera shy, no doubt protecting her exclusive deal with ITV. She is shown on the BBC reality show, Traffic Cops, after being stopped for having an illegal number plate (BO55Y KT) that police had already warned her about. Adding to her woes, the police then discovered she was driving without insurance (apparently mum, Amy, organises that for the multi-millionairess!
Further Price-Reid news is that the pair have fallen out (hmm, again?) over an auction for a date with Katie, won by 2 Man City players - Adam Johnson and Micah Richards, who forked out £12k. Katie has promised the guys an unforgettable night - Alex was thrilled, as any husband would be.
Still Katie is now heading for LA - her face may be in danger of moving as she feels the need for Botox top ups.