What Katie did next...

OK, Celebritree admits to being a little slack of late, and clearly it's been a long time in celebville, for Katie Price has gone from admitting that she still shares a bed with Alex Reid, her ex, to saying that she really doesn't fancy him that much at all - especially after meeting some hot Argentine model type during her stay in LA for the Oscars. The hot Argentine, Leandro, has now been flown over to the UK by Katie to get up to goodness knows what. The pair have been seen dining out together several times, although always apparently with Katie's GBFs, Phil and Gary, in tow. Apparently Leandro is very famous in Argentina, but has limited knowledge of English. Are Phil and/or Gary secretly fluent in Spanish and acting as translators, Celebritree wonders? Anyway, Katie has admitted that, as she doesn't understand anything he says, she's not really with him for his mind. Leandro has said that he's not with Katie for her fame (and Celebritree assumes that not speaking English is probably an advantage when dating Katie as he won't understand all of her inane tweets, or any of the stories of her past). Meanwhile, Alex has spent days crying into his pillow and wondering how she could do this to him. Err.. look at her past Alex, littered with the exes she has chewed up and spat out - and move on!
Actually, your former fellow CBB housemate, Dane Bowers, might be able to offer you a few tips on that: he's been spotted this week pulling a lithe young porn star at some dodgy party...

Katie speaks frankly

Katie Price has given an interview to The Guardian (unusual choice for her there) and told them how she loves "to be the centre of attention" (err, tell us something we don't know. She feels completely comfortable with the fact that she has 3 children by 2 fathers and says that is quite normal in her circles - although "maybe, we're all slappers".
Meanwhile, Alex has said that he would absolutely forbid his wife from being a surrogate mother for her gay friends, Gary and Phil.
Still no signs of her being 'Reidonated' though...

Gary Cockrill's exciting auto-biography

is in the shops tomorrow (26th July). Called From Coal Dust to Star Dust, Gary lifts the lid on his life, his marriage to handyman other half, Phil, and his close friendship with Katie Price (Celebritree assumes this takes up a larger chunk of the book). He tells how Phil took Katie into a 'dark room' in a Spanish club and also reveals how he and Phil went to kinky club in London with Alex and Katie. She was disguised in the clobber shown - nobody recognised her! Err - did these people not have eyes? Or was it just another (very) dark room?
He also tells how Katie is always offering to have a kid for Gary and Phil. Oh well, Katie, if Alex doesn't Reidonate you any time soon, there's always the GBFs...

Another hen do for Katie

Katie was last night celebrating her second hen do (for this particular wedding) with a Barbie-themed party at a hotel in Mayfair. She even had a cake shaped like a Barbie and wore a typically tasteful outfit.

Her GBFs, Phil and Gary, seemed to play a key part in the organising as Phil rocked up complete with 4 real life Kens/topless models, baring some goodies in Sainsbury's carriers (no expense spared then...)

Katie has got all the press talking as it seems that even with all that Sainsbury's Cava (or whatever) available, Katie resisted temptation and didn't touch a drop, choosing to drive herself home. Apparently she needs to keep a clear head for all the organising that she needs to do for her wedding blessing on Saturday (don't forget readers, this wedding is all about them, it's far more personal than her last one so they're NOT getting a wedding planner involved!) Or perhaps she would like us all to wonder whether she's pregnant??