Sunday 17 October 2010

Keep Death off the Roads

Hmm, Celebritree was starting to feel that the roads of the south-east were a little safer with George Michael banned from driving. However, it seems that there's a new threat to our safety: despite recently acquiring 6 points on her licence, Katie Price doesn't seem to have learned her lesson - she arrived at the theatre to watch bessie mate, Michelle Heaton, appear in a new play (who knew she could act? Clearly there is no end to her talents: singing, acting, dancing, drinking, applying fake tan and managing to show the patience of a saint by being about the only person to maintain a close friendship with Katie for any length of time), driving whilst chatting away on her mobile. Despite Alex's rather feeble attempts to stop anyone getting a pic, Katie continued, ending up hitting a photographer and driving onto a footpath, before abandoning her vehicle for a friend to park. Can Alex not drive?
Apparently Katie has also told Alex to abandon his plans to write his autobiography, saying she doesn't want him to write about her, and that she's the only interesting thing in his life - rendering the whole idea pointless. She really is all heart....

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