Katie protects her kids from publicity at X-Factor show

Just a couple of months ago, Katie Price was claiming all the publicity her kids were getting was doing them no good and said she wanted to withdraw them from the public eye. Still last night Junior and Princess both debuted new hair styles as they went along to watch the X Factor finalists' tour. Katie's new squeeze was carrying Junior, who seemed to have taken inspiration from his mother's latest lover when styling his locks. Not sure where Princess got her inspiration from - but she has clearly been at the straightening irons again! And where DID her mum get those boots?!
No doubt Pete will have plenty to say about the whole fiasco, especially as Leandro has been overheard saying in Spanish that he has no plans to stick around in the UK and will soon be dumping Katie and returning to Argentina, where he is already a big star. Of course, the fact that Katie has a new show starting on Sky Living tomorrow will certainly not have discouraged her from avidly pursuing this latest romance....

Another Baby Spice

With Emma Bunton expecting a second son in May, and Victoria preparing to welcome her first daughter in July, it seems that the Spice Girls have been a busy bunch, as Mel B today confirmed to People Magazine that she is also expecting. The due date is late July-August. No word on the sex of the baby yet. Mel already has 2 daughters:Phoenix, 12, by ex husband, Jimmy Gulzar, and Angel, 4, from her relationship with Eddie Murphy. This will bfe her first child by her husband of 4 years, Stephen Belafonte, who also has a daughter from a previous relationship.
If Mel does manage to persuade Victoria that a Spice Girls reunion is a good idea, the Spice crèche will be very busy!

Baby Spice...

As Victoria flew into London Heathrow, on another business trip, no doubt, David has revealed that they are expecting a baby girl - and are delighted. At one point they had said they didn't intend to find out the sex of the baby, but clearly the temptation and speculation was too much for them and, it seems, Victoria will finally get her wish. As she landed at Heathrow, the world got the first view of the tiniest of baby bumps under her loose-fitting top.
According to Now magazine, David has had to put his foot down wtih Victoria, who is already getting over-excited about her big day - not the birth of her child, but the opportunity to show off her latest designs at the Royal Wedding. Victoria was allegedly considering wearing two outfits - one to the Abbey and another to the reception at Buck Palace, but, it seems David has put his foot down and pointed out it's Kate and Will's big day - so for once, Victoria might have to take a back seat and not hog the paps!

Tweedy goes down

Oh dear. Cheryl's brother, Andrew Tweedy, has finally had his day in court, and it didn't turn out well for him. After admitting to his part in an armed robbery that netted him and his fellow gang members a grand total of £1,000, Andrew has been sent down for six years. It seems Cheryl was busy on other engagements, so didn't make it up to Newcastle Crown Court to see her brother's big moment. Younger brother, Garry, also missed out, as he was living it up in Las Vegas with Derek Hough, who is keeping the world up to date with their exploits via Tiwtter. Following the verdict, it was revealed that Andrew has a list of previous as long as his sister's flowing hair extensions...

What Katie did next...

OK, Celebritree admits to being a little slack of late, and clearly it's been a long time in celebville, for Katie Price has gone from admitting that she still shares a bed with Alex Reid, her ex, to saying that she really doesn't fancy him that much at all - especially after meeting some hot Argentine model type during her stay in LA for the Oscars. The hot Argentine, Leandro, has now been flown over to the UK by Katie to get up to goodness knows what. The pair have been seen dining out together several times, although always apparently with Katie's GBFs, Phil and Gary, in tow. Apparently Leandro is very famous in Argentina, but has limited knowledge of English. Are Phil and/or Gary secretly fluent in Spanish and acting as translators, Celebritree wonders? Anyway, Katie has admitted that, as she doesn't understand anything he says, she's not really with him for his mind. Leandro has said that he's not with Katie for her fame (and Celebritree assumes that not speaking English is probably an advantage when dating Katie as he won't understand all of her inane tweets, or any of the stories of her past). Meanwhile, Alex has spent days crying into his pillow and wondering how she could do this to him. Err.. look at her past Alex, littered with the exes she has chewed up and spat out - and move on!
Actually, your former fellow CBB housemate, Dane Bowers, might be able to offer you a few tips on that: he's been spotted this week pulling a lithe young porn star at some dodgy party...

Another show of flesh

Madonna seems to have taken tips from Katie Price when selecting her outfit for the Vanity Fair post-Oscar party, choosing to show off a lot of leg and even a bit of bum and cleavage, in her lace/fishnet number. She covered up what little modesty she has with a strange fur gilet. Instead of accessorising with her usual boy toy, Madge rocked up at the party with her daughter, Lourdes. Poor Lola looked slightly embarrassed as she got an eyeful of her mum's bum, and self-consciously pulled down her own rather short dress at the back. Give it a few years and Celebritree thinks we can expect to see Princess pulling some similar moves....

Please TomKat, buy Suri some tights!

Suri and Katie have been seen out shopping again, in the snow covered streets of Vancouver, currently enjoying temperatures of around -1∘C. Presumably Suri's favourite faux fur number is at the dry cleaners, as she chose a pink puffa jacket to keep the chill out today. However, Celebritree is most concerned that, even though she teamed her jacket with some furry pink Uggs, Suri still doesn't seem to own a pair of tights to keep her wee legs warm. Her dress looked decidedly flimsy too. Isn't it time someone took Suri's fashion choices in hand, before she catches pneumonia?! You're not in California now, Suri!

Katie's Classy Oscar Outing

Well, Celebritree has to say that the Oscar gowns proved to be somewhat disappointing this year - most celebs seemed to playing it safe this year. Or ruining a perfectly nice dress with some crazy bustle action (stand up, Anne Hathaway)...
So, thank goodness for Elton John extending the invite to his AIDS Foundation party to all and sundry - and Katie Price. For once, Katie went quite minimal with her hair and make up, but went all out with her frock, ignoring the basic fashion rules: less is more and legs OR cleavage, choosing to show off all her assets...
No sign of Victoria Beckham. Had she run out clutch bags with which to hide her bump? Or just working really hard at avoiding Katie, after nearly running into her earlier this week at Heathrow?

Beckhams Bound for Return to Blighty?

As David and Victoria prepare to party at the Oscars this evening (with Victoria, no doubt, dressing for comfort, in some sky high heels and covering her bump with a big clutch bag from her latest collection), the latest news leads Celebritree to believe that the Beckhams will not be staying Stateside for much longer. David's contract with LA Galaxy is due for renewal in November, and news that the Beckhams have applied for a place for Brooklyn at an exclusive, £14,000 per year, independent school near Beckenham Palace, would suggest that they have plans to return home in the near future.
Certainly a return to the UK would put an end to dilemmas such as the one currently facing the Beckhams: how they can fit in an acceptance to the event of the year - Will and Kate's wedding.
With the wedding scheduled two days before the Galaxy is due to play FC Dallas in Texas, David may find that he has work commitments, whilst Victoria will then be 6 months+ pregnant, so may not be so keen to fly. Somehow Celebritree thinks that Victoria will find a way to get herself a seat in the Abbey one way or another!
Apparently Victoria was also facing flight dilemmas this week when she felt compelled to change her ticket in order to avoid coming face to face with her old enemy, Katie Price, over a glass of champers in the first class compartment. With Chezza also on the flight, the plane might have had trouble taking off with the weight of all those egos...

Jack Tweed to write autobiography

Jade Goody's mother, Jackiey Budden, is up in arms (or at least up in one arm) over the news that her son-in-law, Jack Tweed, is to write his autobiography. Celebritree is rather more amazed that Jack can actually articulate enough sentences to put together a whole book...
Apparently the book will tell how Jack met Jade at Faces nightclub in Essex, back in 2005, whilst she was still with Jeff Brazier, and will also reveal intimate details of Jade's final moments.
Oh well, whilst he's telling his story, keeps him out of fights in nightclubs...

Katie's Big Deal

Katie Price is keeping busy in LA. After arriving on the same flight as (and therefore fighting for the paps' attention with) Cheryl Cole, things seem to be going rather better for Katie. She has apparently signed a multi-million dollar deal with Parmount Pictures to make a movie of her rise from page three model to high-flying business woman. She has also been out partying with GBFs, Gary Cockerill and Phil Turner, at celeb favourite, Chateau Marmont; and has been seen cosying up with boxer Amir Khan.
Some images have also suggested that Katie is working on "self-improvement" as well as having a good time. Aside from her London marathon training with her brother, she has also been spotted with some rather swollen lips, suggesting that she hasn't quite given up the botox etc for good...
It seems Katie might not have moved on in other ways. Alex is apparently being allowed to stay in her home whilst she's away and she has admitted that, although divorce is going ahead, she and Alex are still enjoying intimate relations (although Katie put it rather more crudely)...

Cheryl gets the elbow

After what seems to be months of speculation, it has finally (apparently) been confirmed that Cheryl Cole will NOT be a judge on the new US X Factor. Instead, she will have a Sinitta type role as Simon's "little helper". It seems that the main stumbling blocks have been her Geordie accent - despite elocution lesson (it seems it's against US TV regulations to have presenters that nobody understands...) and the fact that very few people Stateside have a clue who she is. Rumour has it that Naomi Campbell is being lined up as judge instead. Clearly US audiences can cope with the sound of Streatham rather better than Chezza's Geordie lilt. Still, on the plus side, it does mean that Cheryl can stick closer to home, as she has sworn to take time out to look after her brother, Andrew, who has been warned to give up alcohol or he risks liver failure. Having had many drug convictions, can't see him being able to hang out in LA with his little sis.
As if Cheryl hasn't got enough to worry about, she seems to be making life even more complicated for herself by regularly calling her ex, Ashley Cole. Now it seems that nice boy, Derek Hough, is getting bored hanging around like Cheryl's lapdog and may have found a new girl of his own - a co-star in some new dance movie he's working on. And earlier this week, Cheryl was spotted looking very flirty with another blonde chap - who turned out to be her hair technician (so clearly key in her life). She also has admitted to a soft spot for star of the BRITs, Tinie Tempah. Although Cheryl left the awards ceremony without any silverware for her mantelpiece, it seems that she did leave with Tinie's phone number and is keen to work with him as they both try to break the US market.

Sinitta's Health Scare

Sinitta has today revealed to the papers that earlier this year she discovered a tumour, the size of an ostrich egg. She kept her own counsel on this news, fearing that it could be cancer (Sinitta suffered an earlier scare when she had a tumour removed from her breast) but has now been given the all clear. However, whilst out and about on Thursday, Sinitta, still weak from the op, collapsed, breaking her ankle. She is now housebound so is keeping herself busy tweeting away. Simon Cowell is, according to sources, as attentive as ever, despite the apparent furore surrounding his decision to quit X Factor in the UK, leaving Robbie Williams as the favourite to replace him. Bring back Pete Waterman says Celebritree!

Beckham date night

The Beckhams did not let the disappointing legal result spoil their first Valentine's date night in 7years. David found out yesterday that his case against In Touch magazine had been thrown out of court, due to legal differences between the UK and US. It seems in American courts, the onus was on David to prove that In Touch disregarded evidence of the lack of truth in their allegations that David had visited a prostitute. In the UK, the magazine would have had to provide evidence of the truth of their article.
Still, despite the hefty legal bills, the Beckhams went out for dinner in NYC, no doubt celebrating the success of Victoria's latest collection.

Someone's enjoying the Brit awards

It's the Brit awards tonight and various ancient sycophants from the British music industry are mooning over the latest bright young things (mostly graduates from the Brit school or the school of Simon Cowell). Checking out the red carpet pics, Celebritree couldn't help but notice that Mark Wright, from The Only Way is Essex, looks particularly excited to be there. Or perhaps he's just pleased to see girlfriend, Kayla Collins. Or is he just smuggling a kingsize Mars bar in his pocket in case he gets peckish - these awards ceremonies do drag on a bit after all...

VB triumphs again at NY Fashion Week

Victoria Beckham showed her autumn/winter 2011 collection during New York fashion week today. Her chosen venue was the apartment where Carrie and Big set up home in the first SATC movie. Tired, but excited Victoria said that she had designed this collection before she discovered that she was pregnant, although the clothes definitely showed a softer, more forgiving silhouette (though her trademark "spiritual" yellow still put in an appearance). Celebritree is a big fan, although can't see the swimming caps taking off... It seems Victoria's fan base is growing, as she has sent a selection of dresses to Kate Middleton, who is keen to try her clothes (hmm, no doubt Mel B is fizzing, after VB refused to send her anything for her to wear in her reality show - guess she's just not the demographic that Victoria is looking for!)
Victoria also spoke out about her pregnancy, denying that she and David have had any tests to check the baby's agenda and that they and their boys are all excited about the new addition and probably won't find out the sex, as they really don't mind (allegedly). Now that her show is out of the way, Victoria can relax and enjoy Valentine's Day in the arms of her hubby. They haven't been able to spend February 14th together for a few years, with Victoria's fashion and David's football commitments, but apparently they plan to spend it together in New York this year.

Cheryl keeping it real

Cheryl Cole has recently moved into her new home and has proven just what a down to earth girl she is by phoning up Enfield council to order her own wheelie bin. Good to know she's found time to get these tedious chores out of the way, whilst still trying to work out what is happening in the US - the latest rumours are that she might be taking on Sinitta's role, as Simon's mentor/companion. If that's true, no doubt Sinitta will be furiously tweeting sometime soon.
If she does get a US X Factor role, Cheryl also stands to get a £1million contract with Pepsi, apparently.
However, her plans for Valentine's Day are not clear as she has told Derek Hough to back off amid rumours that she is seriously considering taking Ashley back, despite warnings from Simon Cowell that she would lose all credibility if she does.

Kezza moves house - again

Kerry Katona took time out from her skating training this weekend to visit a sofa showroom in South London to acquire a new 3 piece suite for her new home in Oxted, Surrey. Keeping it low key as ever, Kerry was being trailed by cameras for her reality show, as she excitedly kitted out her new £5,500 per month rented 6 bedroom home, complete with indoor swimming pool. Neighbours include Mohammed Fayed and Jamie and Louise Redknapp.
Life is clearly tough when you're bankrupt. Remember just a few weeks ago that Kezza's mum was moved out of her home as Kerry needed to sell her mum's house as an asset to pay off her debts. And now she's in DFS spending again...
Apparently she and her skating partner, Dan, like to sit on the sofa after a hard day at the rink, eating Chinese. Careful with those chopsticks Dan and Kezza - those sofas might need to go back - especially if you've got them on HP!

Angelina denies rumours

Angelina Jolie has been spending a lot of time in Haiti recently, sparking rumours that Brangelina are about to add to their brood with another adoption. However, Angelina has now spoken out to deny rumours that she and Brad are about to adopt a little girl called Leah, and she is just trying to help kids in general in Haiti. Celebritree really thinks it's high time they acquired another kid - the tattoo artists of California must be keen for an addition to the Jolie-Pitt clan too - Ange has the birth dates and geographical coordinates of all her kids tattooed on her arm.

Another busy week for Katie Price

It's been another busy week for Katie Price as she has thrown herself back into single life with a night out on the town with one of the cameramen from her latest documentary. She ensured maximum pap attention by wearing a very short skirt with these tasteful leopard print thigh-high boots. The good news for anyone who fancies emanating Katie's look is that, not content with her kids' clothing and equestrian ranges, she has now bought a "high-end" fashion line, called Day 22. The plan is to release new items on the 22nd of each month. Hmm, can't wait.
However, Katie has apparently spent Valentine's weekend with her ex-husband at a spa hotel, where she checked into a suite. However, she's claiming that romance is far from her mind and that they are thrashing out the details of their divorce, with Alex allegedly holding out for a big pay off.
In case Katie manages to find any spare time in between taking her kids to the sauna, designing clothes, writing books, negotiating her divorce and enjoying nights on the town, she has also entered this year's London Marathon. She will be racing her other ex-husband's new squeeze, as Elen Rivas is also taking on the challenge.

Katy and Russell heading the same way as Katie and Alex?

Rumours are rife at the moment that Katy Perry and Russell Brand have already hit a troubled patch, just three months into their marriage. Fuel has been added to the fire this weekend after Katy appeared alone at some pre-Grammy's bash in LA, whilst Russ was in NYC, filming an appearance on a TV show. The rumour is that the trouble all started when Russell posted a picture of Katy looking a little rough and without her usual warpaint. Katy went mad and responded by asking friends for recommendations of marriage counsellors. The two have been spending less time together, and although Katy has factored in husband time during her world tour, the two are apparently finding it hard to manage their careers and their marriage.
Hmm, if this goes Pete Tong, Katy could be giving another Katie a run for her money in the wedding $ spent per day of marriage competition...

Spot the baby bump

Victoria Beckham flew out of Heathrow today and the world got the first full length view of Victoria since she and David announced their pregnancy. Let's face it, if you didn't know she was pregnant, you this shot wouldn't exactly be a giveaway, but underneath that billowing top, there are the beginnings of a baby bump.
Much has been made of what kind of look Victoria would work for this pregnancy, but judging by this photo, it's not comfort she is looking for. Victoria went with leather leggings - no doubt very comfy when you're expecting - and still not sacrificing her heels, she sported a pair of studded 4 inch stilettos!

Condolences to Amanda Holden

It's been a sad weekend for Amanda Holden and her family, as she went into hospital in Middlesex after not feeling her baby move for a day or so. It was revealed in the press today that the baby boy was stillborn, seven months into her pregnancy. Amanda had kept her pregnancy quiet until last month, when she revealed that she had been hiding a bump for some time, with strategically placed handbags and winter knits. Of course, all the usual celeb suspects have been tweeting their condolences to Amanda and her husband. Poor Amanda had a busy few months scheduled as she is in the middle of Britain's Got Talent auditions and was scheduled to start in Shrek- the musical on London's West End in May.

Cheryl earns some pocket money

Cheryl has popped over to Italy this weekend to earn herself a nice little bit of pin money, courtesy of Audi. She performed at their staff party, pocketing £250,000 for the hour long in Venice.
Clearly Elton John wouldn't have enjoyed that particular party, as his sharp tongue has finally re-emerged after several weeks of cuddly baby talk. Elton has been laying into his fellow pop stars, including airing his opinion that Cheryl's music is "crap". She got off lightly compared to Kim Kardashian, who Elton described as a "stupid old tart".
Anyway, back to Cheryl: it seems Derek has been taking his girlfriend's musci to heart, as he is preparing to "fight for this love" as rumours continue that Ashley and Cheryl are continuing to share cosy phone conversations...

Suri shops again

It seems Suri can't get enough of the shops in Vancouver, as she and mum, Katie, ventured out again, whilst Tom is busy filming MIssion Impossible 171 or something.
This time, rather than footwear, Suri was paying a visit to the beauty counter in Holt Renfrew, trying out various lipsticks on the back of her hand, as she attempted to find the perfect shade. Apparently mum treated her to some nail polish and lipstick before the pair headed off for another trip to Starbucks. (Clearly Suri needs her caffeine kicks as part of her shopping routine!) However, Suri did prove at Starbucks that, despite all the evidence to the contrary, she is just a kid, after all, as she threw a major tantrum, until Katie promised her a cookie if she put a sock in it! Remarkably, a little blackmail worked wonders... How does that fit with the Scientology philosophy, Katie?

Nadine's ambitions take another knock

Nadine Coyle and her fiance, Jason Bell, have had a knock back in Nadine's ambition to be the next Angelina Jolie. It seems Nadine was keen to adopt a Thai orphan but her application has been turned down. The knock has hit Nadine hard, after the rather feeble reaction to her solo career ambitions last year.
However, Nadine has picked herself up and has apparently found an alternative as she is taking part in a "big sister" scheme, where she gets to mentor an underprivileged child. No doubt Cheryl will be looking to make her own mothering achievements sometime soon then - subject to Ma Tweedy's approval, of course.

Katie plans to take on the US

As Katie despairs of ever getting Alex Reid out of her house (err, have you tried pest control Katie?) she is planning her next trip to Los Angeles at the end of the month. No doubt this will involve various tinkering with her teeth, botox and fake tans, as she plans to head to the Oscars (or at least, Elton John's infamous post-Oscar party). Rumour has it that she could also be up for a job on the US X Factor, although this seems rather unlikely. Just last week the rumours were that she was about to take Cheryl's spot on the UK version of the show - surely she can't be out to conquer the US like Chezza?!
In fact, Katie seems to be preparing to take on the world as she also plans to launch her equestrian range in China and Japan...
In more shocking news, apparently Alex is consulting "experts" to help him cash in on his split from Katie and sell his story. Is Max Clifford being kept busy then?
Last night Katie decided to drown her sorrows as she headed out to a nightclub in Essex with her sister and a group of friends, eventually emerging from the club looking rather the worst for wear, with her friends covering her in a red blanket. Not like Katie to keep a low profile!

Brad leaves Angelina with the Kids

Brad Pitt has left Ange and the kids in Los Angeles, as he is taking time out in Provence to work on their huge house, Chateau Marmont.
Let's hope that Brad doesn't do it up too nicely or have any expensive antiques lying around - from what Celebritree has heard about the kids' behaviour chez George Clooney, they could wreck the joint on their first visit!
IN Touch magazine would have us believe that Brad has gone to get a break from his wife's meltdown after she allegedly went crazy when she found a copy of Allure magazine in his office with his ex, Jennifer Aniston, on the cover. However, IN Touch manages to find a new Brangelina break up story every week, so perhaps we shouldn't take this source too seriously!

Heir Apparent to the Hermes Handbag Collection?

It seems Victoria Beckham's wish for some female solidarity in her family may be due to come true. Apparently Victoria had a 4D 16 week scan at a Hertfordshire hospital this week (which would make baby Beckham due mid to late July) and the scan revealed that the Beckhams are expecting their much longed for daughter. However, previously the Beckhams have claimed that they had no intention of finding out the sex of the baby before the birth, so this story could be a load of codswallop.
If Victoria does get her daughter, she will, of course, inherit one of the world's greatest collections of Birkin handbags! Victoria has spoken of how she would love to dress a little girl up and paint her nails. Just don't get any ideas about straightening her hair, Victoria - Peter Andre has allegedly found straightener burns on poor Princess's sensitive little scalp, as Katie tries to tame those crazy curls!
Still Lourdes Leon (Madge's daughter) and Suri Cruise could soon have some real competition - after they were this week voted the most stylish celeb kids.
It is said that it is good for babies to play them music whilst they are still in the womb. However, the Beckhams have their own interpretation of this as they have taken to rapping to their unborn child. Hmm, maybe Victoria has recognised this might be a better option than her singing...

Chezza contemplating a return to Ash?

Well, a week is a long time in politics, and Cheryl Cole's life, it would seem. As Cheryl confirms she's staying Cole by renewing her passport in her married name, rather than reverting to her maiden name of Tweedy (even fewer people in the US have heard of Cheryl Tweedy than have any idea of Cheryl Cole's identity), it seems that things may be cooling off between her and Derek, as he has shown a distinct disdain for her love of tattoos (and there's no hiding from them, especially after the latest monstrosity, that appears to stretch from her lower back to her upper thighs). Still, one man who apparently isn't put off by Cheryl's love of body ink, is ex-hubby, Ashley. Following his break up with Playboy bunny, Kayla, he and Cheryl have met up at their marital home to see if they still have any common ground. Allegedly Ash is desperate to persuade his ex-wife to stay in the UK and, surprisingly, Ma Tweedy seems to be siding with Ash - clearly she hasn't taken to the condo Dezza plans for her in LA! It seems Cheryl still holds a bit of a torch for Ash and may be persuaded to abandon her burning ambition to take on the States, but her friends are all keen for her to make the clean break. Phew! Could Cheryl be about to blow it all?
Still, in case Cheryl is worrying that she is no longer the nation's sweetheart, no doubt she will be comforted by the results to two surveys (errr, WHO arranges these surveys? And why? And has anyone ever been asked any of these random questions by someone carrying out one of these surveys?!): apparently Cheryl is the celebrity that most people would like to name their dog after and she beats Britney Spears to be the celebrity that people would most like to employ as a babysitter... (Do these people not like their children? Celebritree knows that they've since cleaned up their act, but Brit practically had to be sectioned and lost custody of her own kids, whilst Cheryl appeared in court on assault charges. Surely there are more suitable celeb babysitters? Err, Katie Price, Angelina Jolie, Victoria Beckham...?!)

Beckham Boys to dust off their dancing shoes

The latest from the Beckham camp is that David has arranged for his three sons to have dance lessons with Usher. We have already seen Romeo busting some moves on stage at the Spice Girls tour, and it seems that Cruz is also showing an aptitude for dance: he has joined his cousin in the UK at ballet classes and has taken a real shine to it, despite being the only boy in the class.
Meanwhile, as well as keeping busy preparing for her show at New York fashion week, Victoria is preparing for the new arrival to the Beckham clan by having their various homes redesigned - taking feng shui into account. Apparently she's a big fan and doesn't like clutter in corners blocking the flowing chi (or something). She's also gorging on tea and marmalade - apparently her pregnancy cravings have a very British vibe about them, so let's hope she gets well stocked up before they return to the States. Although don't put on too much weight Victoria - it seems Geri hasn't given up hope of persuading Posh to agree to a Spicy reunion for the 2012 London Olympics.
Meanwhile, James Corden is apparently keen for David to act as his best man at his forthcoming wedding. Now Celebritree knows that they've done a few comedy sketches together, but seriously, James, don't you have any "real", long-standing friends to do the job for you? Or are you just hoping to get a few quid more from Hello! or OK magazine?!

Peaches Tweets Again

After the break up of her last relationship, Peaches Geldof seemed to give up on Twittter, as she took time out to lick her wounds and mend her broken heart. She's now rediscovered the social networking site as she enjoys a break in Stockholm with her new man, Thomas Cohen, who is in a charmingly named London punk band, SCUM. Peaches was keen to share a few private snaps taken on her mobile in their hotel room, including this lovely shot of them playing tonsil tennis. The pair were in Stockholm for the city's fashion week and to show the world just how loved up they are...

Princess visits the hair salon

Katie Price has been washing that man right out of her hair, with a visit to her hair salon. Three year old daughter, Princess was accompanying her and took to the hair straighteners.
Dad, Peter Andre, is not at all happy, as he feels that it's a shame to try to tame his daughter's crazy, curly locks. Toddlers' scalps are notoriously delicate and it's not advisable to use hot straighteners on such young heads.
Celebritree is also rather concerned by the leopard print coat that Katie has chosen for her daughter.... That girl is heading for trouble already!
Mind you, Katie ought to have other things on her mind: it has just been reported that, for the first time, Jordan Holdings actually reported a loss (- £366,923 to be exact). Now, her other company, Pricey Media, did manage to make a profit of £1,039, but could it be that Katie's star is finally fading?

Those Pesky Kids

Celebritree has always considered George Clooney to be a pretty relaxed kind of guy. However, seems he might be a little less laid back than I had thought or those Jolie-Pitt kids are totally out of control, for it seems George has banned the kids of his good friends, Brangelina, from coming to his Italian home, as it seems they wreck the joint when they are there.
Perhaps George should invite TomKat's lovely Suri round so that she can give those crazy kids some lessons in decorum!

Does Katie have the X Factor?

Although it's still not entirely clear whether the American producers of the US X Factor can understand a word that Geordie, Cheryl Cole, is saying (and therefore may be considering not giving her a place on the judging panel, instead favouring Katy Perry or Nicole Scherzinger), this hasn't prevented rumours about who is in line to replace Chezza on the UK version of the show. It seems ITV are desperate to keep Simon Cowell in place, and he recently signed a contract committing himself to the 2011 show at least, so Simon will be bouncing backwards and forwards across the Atlantic. When asked who he would like to have in the judging line up alongside him, Simon surprised us all by suggesting Katie Price! Now, Katie has previously suggested that she would love this gig, so this could be her big chance to turn public opinion round. Hmmm.
Celebritree has no doubt that Katie has the quick mind to come up with some acerbic put-downs for the wannabe pop stars, but considering she thought it a good idea to launch a singing career herself (despite a distinct lack of tunefulness), Celebritree is not sure that she's really in a position to judge who has the singing capability to make it to the top.
Still, one thing is for sure, can't see Katie and Dannii hitting it off, so expect lots more fireworks next year!
In other Katie news, it seems that she bought a secret country pad seven months ago, which her step-dad has been doing up, so even though Alex is refusing to move out of their marital home, Katie and her kids do have other housing options. Alex doesn't seem to have got the message and still isn't keen on the whole divorce idea, although some sources are now saying that he will accept the split on condition Katie buys him a flat. Presumably he's thinking luxury bachelor pad overlooking the Thames, rather than some studio in the suburbs...
And now it seems Alex may have had an accident after an ambulance was called out to their home whilst Alex as left home alone...

Emma is engaged

Emma Bunton announced last night during the Dancing on Ice ad break that she and long-term love, Jade, have got engaged. On the return from the ad break, Emma was showing off her rock, accompanied by the gushing trilling of Holly Willoughby.
Emma and Jade are expecting their second child this spring, and Emma will doubtless be kept busy in the coming months as she joins an ever growing list of celebs to be planning their wedding.

Repeat appearance

In these hard and environmentally friendly times, it has at last become acceptable to be seen in the same item of clothing more than once (unless you are Victoria Beckham). Kate Middleton has often been seen at weddings reaccessorising outfits that have had previous outings and even the Queen has been known to bring out a previously seen hat or dress.
Still Celebritree really didn't expect Suri Cruise to pick up on this trend and be seen in the same distinctive faux cur coat twice in quick succession. Having debuted her new coat at a petting zoo, it made another appearance on a Vancouver shopping trip this weekend. Note, despite the chilly Canadian weather, Suri still hasn't chosen to team the coat with a pair of opaque tights, preferring to brave the cold in bare legs...

Cheryl contemplates a new start

As Cheryl contemplates her new start in the US, it seems she has been having some heart to hearts with new love, Derek Hough. And, from press reports, it is likely that poor Derek won't like what she's had to say. It's already been reported that Ma Tweedy didn't like Derek's choice of condo for her precious daughter, and didn't consider it safe enough. So now Cheryl is looking for her own place for her and her mum, apparently keen to be close to mentor, Simon Cowell. She has also told Derek in no uncertain terms that she doesn't plan on marrying him - the scars from her marriage to Ashley apparently run too deep. Still, she is feeling broody and would like to start a family, which won't sit well with Derek, who was brought up a Mormon, so out of wedlock kids aren't likely to be on his agenda.
Still, Dezza is still keen to show his dedication to Cheryl, as he is apparently considering giving up his role on Dancing with the Stars - he has now won three times and is reigning champion, so is said to be looking for new challenges (well, it doesn't come more challenging than keeping Ma Tweedy happy) and is anxious to be there for Cheryl as she takes on her big move.
Cheryl will probably be feeling a bit chlaustraphobic at that - her vision for breaking the US doesn't involve being known as someone's girlfriend. She apparently wants to be seen as a "strong single woman" with a very scary mother, presumably...

Things are getting serious

Amidst the wreckage of celeb relationships so far this year, it is nice to see a smile on Peter Andre's face. Despite getting knocked out in the opening round of Dancing On Ice, his new love, Elen Rivas, is all smiles too, as she celebrated her 36th birthday with friends, introducing them to her new man for the first time. Pete picked her up from her girlie lunch, the pair dined at C London in Mayfair in the evening, before heading off to a secret hotel/spa location - Pete's surprise treat for his new lady...

Ashley back on his own

Despite claiming at the start of their relationship, just 5 weeks ago, that she hoped he was "the one" and rumours that she had already moved her stuff into Cheryl's empty wardrobes, it seems it's all over for Kayla Collins and Ashley Cole. They were apparently heard having a fierce row after attending a P Diddy party together.
Still, clearly Kayla is not one to let the grass grow under her feet and seems to have moved on already, as she was seen leaving Deuces nightclub in Essex last night with its owner, The Only Way is Essex star/love rat, Mark Wright. Whether it was the right decision remains to be seen, as it seems he showed her the glamour of the local McDonald's on their way home, and Kayla is feeling somewhat the worse for wear this morning.
Celebritree is left wondering why Mark, who probably had the pick of the women in his club, chose to go home with someone wearing leggings that look as though they were left over from a Laura Ashley sale circa 1985...
Still, Ashley, Kerry Katona and Katie Price are both available, in case you're feeling lonely....

Lock up your sons...

Kerry Katona has declared that her skating partner, Dan, has restored her faith in men and she's ready to marry again. Phew! That didn't take long, did it? However, despite rumours of romance with fellow Dancing on Ice contestant, Jeff Brazier, Kerry says that the only men in her life right now are Dan and her son.
Jeff has been quick to deny the rumours too, saying he would not want to romance anyone in the public eye again, as he wants to protect his sons' privacy. He did express his admiration for Kerry as she tries to get her life back on track, though says he doesn't fancy her.
Meanwhile, Kerry is apparently to be cited in the divorce papers of her personal trainer, Kevin Green. His wife has gone on record to the papers saying that Kerry had an affair with her husband and labelling her a marriage wrecker...
Let's hope Kerry can keep her mind on the skating tonight!

Who says pregnant women can't have fun?

Victoria and David were seen leaving Nobu in London on Thursday night. Victoria looked as though something at the restaurant had triggered pregnancy nausea, as she looked somewhat pale and below par. Celebritree reckons she would have been better off wearing something in spiritual yellow - better for her skin tone than the black gothic look she was sporting.
Still, a closer look at David's neck reveals that perhaps Victoria had decided to take a few love bites out of her husband...
Although she might not be looking her best right now, Victoria still has plenty going on. She and David are in the UK until he has to return to LA for pre-season training with the Galaxy on 10th February. Meanwhile, Victoria will be heading to NYC for Fashion Week, where she will show her latest collection - Celebritree expects something slightly less structured and more flowing to cover up pregnancy bumps...
The Beckhams have quashed rumours that they have used genetics to select a female offspring this time, saying they don't intend to find out the sex of their baby until its birth. Still, they have made plans for Godparents - Gordon and Tana Ramsey are apparently in line to do the honours.
Meanwhile, Kate Beckinsale and Eva Longoria are busily planning a lavish baby shower for Victoria when she returns to LA. Err, what does one buy the Beckhams and their unborn offspring?

Katie targeting polo players?

Having tried footballers (Dwight Yorke, Teddy Sheringham), pop stars (Gareth Gates, Dane Bowers, Peter Andre), Gladiators (Ace) and now cross-dressing cage fighters, Katie seems to have decided to move upmarket, as she was spotted out partying until the early hours in Klosters this morning, with a bunch of polo players. Onlookers described her as "a man-eater" with "raunchy dance moves" as she allegedly threw herself at any polo player in sight. The DJ at the event was under strict instructions not to play any Peter Andre tracks - amazingly, several people actually requested Mysterious Girl, apparently. Celebritree is surprised the DJ even had it in his record bag.
Katie's equestrian range is apparently the sponsor of the big snow polo event taking place in Klosters at the moment - hence her need to rent a £40,000/week 10 bedroom chalet. Rumour has it that the clientele turned slightly downmarket at the news of her involvement - normally Prince Charles and Jack Kidd would be attendees but seem to have given it a miss this year.
Joining Katie in her huge holiday abode are her sister and long-suffering mum, who seem to have been brought along on baby sitting duties for Harvey and Princess. No sign of Junior though, so Celebritree assumes he has chosen to hide out with his dad, rather than being on hand whilst his mum makes a show of herself.
Poor old Alex Reid has, of course, also been left behind. He has been spotted back at their marital home, despite Katie allegedly changing the locks and upgrading security, following the news of her split. Poor, naive Alex is still wearing his wedding ring, as he still hopes things might work out, that he also says he feels like an abandoned puppy.
Katie's statement announcing the end of her marriage and the fact that it had all been a big mistake (err, note mistake and NOT publicity stunt), seems to have been uttered without a hint of irony. Katie told the media that Alex was no longer the man she had married and had become a "fame-obsessed monster". Hmm, Katie, rearrange these words into a well known saying: KETTLE, CALLING, BLACK, POT...

David settles back into London life

David Beckham doesn't seem to be able to stop smiling at the moment. He has been spotted out training with Tottenham Hotspur this week, and then enjoying a few pints down the pub with some of his team mates. However, his contract with LA Galaxy means he won't actually be able to play today when Tottenham face his former club, Manchester United.
Meanwhile, Victoria still hasn't been showing off much of a baby bump, although she has been looking a little tired as she keeps herself busy preparing for New York fashion week, and searching for a property in NYC so she can more comfortably split her time between LA, NYC and London. Still no news on the due date, but Celebritree reckons it will probably be a July baby.
If Victoria is feeling a little tired and drawn, maybe that would explain rumours of her falling out with her fellow Spice Girls. Mel B is supposedly in a mood with Victoria after she wanted to "borrow" some dresses from her friend's collection for her reality show, It's a Scary World. Apparently Victoria refused to lend her any, claiming that the sample sizes wouldn't fit curvy Mel. A source defended Victoria, claiming that Mel is known for borrowing stuff that she never returns.
Now it seems that Victoria and Geri have exchanged cross words - or rather not. Apparently Geri is keen to get her designer friend's advice for her new swimwear collection for Next. Victoria considers this rather beneath her own status and doesn't appreciate Geri's persistent calls, claiming that they are now "both designers" and so has started to ignore her voicemails and texts.
Be careful, Victoria, or you might have to chum up with felllow girl band outcast, Nadine Coyle!

Chezza and Dezza - the holiday is over

Cheryl and Derek are now back from their new year holiday in South Africa. They flew back in style, with the nation's sweetheart now considered worthy of a visit to the Windsor lounge at Heathrow airport. This exclusive area is normally reserved for the PM, royal family and any visiting royals, Presidents and the Beckhams, but Cheryl enjoyed the privileges offered for just £3,000.
The holiday seemed to be a resounding success (and hopefully no mosquito bites this time) with the pair keeping to themselves apart from the Hogmanay party. Instead they preferred to have nights in watching some of Cheryl's favourite DVDs - including Marley & Me and Dirty Dancing. The only problems on their holiday seem to have been Cheryl and Ashley's text exchanges, and the fact that Derek is a bit of a messy pup, whilst Cheryl is said to be verging on OCD. Still, good to know that they have oral hygiene in common: apparently they are both obsessed with brushing their teeth...
Meanwhile, despite the texting, Ashley does seem to have moved on. Barely had Cheryl moved out of Hurtmore House, before Ash had moved I'm a Celeb star and former Playboy bunny, Kayla Collins, in!

Suri helps Katie choose some new shoes

Katie Holmes was shopping for shoes this week in Vancouver, with daughter Suri on hand to help her pick. Apparently Suri tried on every pair of shoes that her mum showed an interest in, as well as picking out any that took her fancy, and paraded around in them. Any that didn't make the Suri glamour grade were hidden away (so Celebritree is guessing that Katie didn't wind up with a pair of sensible loafers) and it looks like these strappy gold sandals were Suri's faves...

Bride Wars

We all know that there is no love lost between Nadine Coyle and the other members of the band formally known as Girls Aloud. Now, Nads has been snubbed again as Sarah Harding prepares for her big engagement party at Mahiki. Apparently Nadine has been left off the guest list for the Treasure Island themed night.
Still, apparently Nadine is keen for revenge. She was (allegedly) hoping that a big celeb wedding would revitalise her flagging solo career, and is supposedly not keen on the fact that another GA member is threatening to steal a bit of her limelight. So, the plan is for a huge bash, to ensure her wedding tops any others that might be coming up. Mind you, Nadine, you need to tread carefully - if you want that 7 figure magazine deal, you had better make sure you've still got some celeb friends to invite!