More obscenities from Brian McFadden

"The fat one from Westlife" (quote: Kerry Katona) has been making his ex-wife looking very classy of late. He's been laying into the lovely Victoria Beckham, entering into a foul-mouthed Twitter rant calling his ex-wife a "pig-faced mole" and now his latest obscenities were caught on camera for Australia's Got Talent when he told a British comedienne to "f*** off back to England". In a gross understatement, fellow AGT judge, Dannii Minogue, described the moment as "really uncomfortable."

One thing's for sure, the "nice guy Brian" image has well and truly slipped.

Weight loss

Kerry Katona has told how she has lost 3 stone on the "divorce diet" taking her down to a toned 8 1/2 stone. Of course, this is a pretty drastic route to toning up, but perhaps Kezza could share some of her fitness tips with Bill Clinton. Bill has been ordered by daughter Chelsea to lose 15lbs in time for her July wedding. Celebritree knows this is an unlikely pairing, but Kezza and Bill working out together would certainly make her reality show a bit more entertaining - don't you think?!

Cheryl's back

Goodness me! Celebritree has just realised that there have been FIVE Cheryl free days. Thankfully she's in the news with some stunning pictures of her Harper's Bazaar photo shoot. She's the cover star this month and reveals to HB that she is very happy to be herself although admits she can be "a bit skanky". She was also voted sexiest woman by FHM magazine readers for the second year running.

In other Cole news, Ashley has withdrawn his appeal against a driving ban when he was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone in Kingston. He had claimed that he was being chased by the paps, but has clearly thought better of it...

Georgia Jagger - grounded

Old rocker, Mick Jagger, was doubtless up to all sorts when he was 18.

However, he doesn't expect his kids to follow suit. Georgia was supposed to be attending the opening of an envelope (or something like that) the other evening, but had to send her apologies, after Mick decided that she needs to stay home and concentrate on studying for her A-levels.

Maybe Mick could give Bob Geldof a few tips on how to keep control of rock kids...

Jennifer Aniston: "pathetic"

Celebritree has always thought that Brad Pitt seemed pretty well-balanced and the calm in the eye of the storm that is the Jolie-Pitt shebang. However, it seems that Brad has had his handsome nose (or at least it used to be, before the huge beard distracted from it) put out of joint for he has allegedly branded his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, "pathetic". What could Jen have done to infuriate the normally mild-mannered Brad? Well, it seems the outburst was prompted by the fact that she appears on the cover of this month's Architectural Digest magazine, showing off her homes. This hardly seems a heinous crime, but Brad feels that architecture is his domain and feels that she never showed an interest when they were together. He sees this latest move by Jennifer to be another example of her press games and is distinctly unimpressed...

J-Lo shows her style at The Back-Up Plan premiere

Jennifer Lopez was in Leicester Square last night for the London premiere of her latest flick, The Back-Up Plan. She was surrounded by the highest calibre of celebs that the UK could muster together for such an event: Kerry Katona (of course), a couple of twins from Big Brother, Bianca Gascoigne, Jenni Falconer (who couldn't even be arsed to dress up - wearing jeans to a premiere!) and Tamara Ecclestone. Even Katie, Alex and Pete didn't grace Jennifer with their presence!

Oh well, Celebritree guesses that at least that meant all eyes were on J-Lo - just the way she likes it. But what was going on with her footwear? Surely J-Lo could have arranged to have a pair of shoes that actually fit her...?

CELEBRITREE EXCLUSIVE

Jason Donovan proves he cares about the environment as he emerged from the theatre door following another performance in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Jason showed he was a true gent by signing autographs and then pedalling off on his bicycle, a good example to all cyclists with his helmet and pollution mask (also a good disguise, though of course, it didn't fool Celebritree!)

Sandra Bullock - a happy ending?

Lovely Sandra Bullock graces the front of this week's People magazine, looking a lot happier than we have seen her since the Oscars. The good news is that Sandra has adopted baby Louis from New Orleans. Apparently the adoption happened 3 months ago, but Sandra and Jesse decided to keep the news under wraps until after the Oscars. Then, of course, subsequent revelations took over...
It seems that Sandra has made a decision regarding her husband and has filed for divorce. Jesse has apparently now come out of rehab. Time will tell if he's a changed man, but looks like it's too little, too late for Sandra.
Celebritree is just glad to see a smile on her face again.

VB shops til she drops

Goodness me! Victoria Beckham is taking full advantage of being in New York, dragging David and his plastic encased injured foot around the shops again. She's still choosing style over comfort for her shopping trips in sky high heels and a dress from her own collection (quite right Victoria! Who would be seen in NYC in FLATS?!)
She tried on some harem pants and an off the shoulder top, whilst David waited outside the changing rooms, looking quite enthusiastic, all things considered.

Mariah Carey to renew her wedding vows

Mariah Carey and hubby Nick Canon are to renew their vows for the second time to celebrate their second anniversary this weekend. Apparently the two like to renew their vows each year and exchange gifts (Celebritree hopes for the sake of their friends, that they aren't expected to provide a wedding gift on an annual basis. Celebritree has seen Mariah Carey's house on MTV's Cribs and doubts that she has room for much more tat, sizable though it is.)
Nick says that it's all part of keeping the romance alive and pointed out that Seal and Heidi Klum go through the same commotion each year. Whatever happened to just going out for a candlelit dinner?

Poor Pete!

Photos of Alex Reid cradling Princess and his claims that he loves Katie's children as if they were his own won't have done anything to make Peter Andre feel better today. OfCom have today declared that Sky News presenter, Kay Burley, did not bully Peter in her interview with him when he broke down in tears. Kay had asked Pete how he would feel if Alex were to adopt his children, just after news of Alex and Katie's marriage broke. Clearly, still recovering from his divorce (Celebritree regulars will know it takes at least a year to recover - unless you're Katie or Liz Taylor), Peter had found the questioning too much and dissolved in tears asking for the interview to be suspended. Celebritree is not sure he will be feeling much better today.

Victoria Beckham goes shopping

Victoria Beckham has been supermarket shopping in an outfit that most of us would wear for a night out. Trooper Victoria managed to walk through the pain of her bunions in mega high heels, a daringly low-cut top (she wouldn't have been able to stay decent in that top before her boobs mysteriously got smaller) and jeans and sunglasses from her own collection. Earlier she watched in the audience as David appeared on a chatshow, during which he confirmed that the Beckhams have no plans to move back to the UK. In case anyone doubted considering her figure, Victoria also told the world that she is not pregnant, although stated,"I think one day if we're blessed to have more children, it would be amazing."

Jack Tweed - Innocent!

The jury in the Jack Tweed rape case took just 15 minutes to find him innocent yesterday.
Jack spent the afternoon down the boozer and even took his sunglasses off to ogle a passing blonde (apparently).
Let's hope that after all this strain, Jack and Chanelle can now get on with their love lives and live happily ever after - and hopefully quietly away from the press too....

Has anyone seen Whitney's voice?

Well, Whitney's much anticipated first gig in London town since 1999 turned out to be another in the long line of disappointments that is Ms Houston's comeback tour. Even Whitney had the decency to be embarassed claiming that her soprano voice is getting "temperamental" and "doesn't want to come out tonight", blaming the air con for taking her voice from her. Thankfully her backing singers had managed to keep tabs on their own singing voices so kept the songs going whilst Whitney chipped in where she could, in between gasping for breath.
A number of fans left during the gig - either fed up with Whitney cutting short some of her biggest hits, or perhaps they were feeling the heat, as Whitney herself was judging by the perspiration dripping from her in all the photos...
She has 2 more gigs left at the O2, so let's hope they sort the air-con out to Ms Houston's liking...

Mariah Carey - gas issues

Rumours have been flying around the States that Mariah Carey is pregnant, after her curves appeared slightly more prominent than previously. So, to stem the chatter, Mariah put out a press release telling that she is not currently pregnant (although she and her hubby hope to be soon) and stepped out in a coral dress with a rather unflattering cut.
Perhaps Mariah just has some trapped gas. Don't stand downwind of her for now, Celebritree readers!

The jury's out

The jury is now out in the Jack Tweed rape case. As Jack awaits to hear his fate, Chanelle was seen leaving his mum's place this morning. And could that be the early stages of a bump under her Tshirt?

Now, it has been sunny recently, but Celebritree is wondering if those shades are actually glued to Jack's face as he seems to be sporting them on a permanent basis. Does he have a black eye that he's trying to cover? Or a bad bout of conjunctivitis? Take off your sunnies, Jack - the nation needs to know what you're hiding!

Death at Whisky Mist

A tourist who was clubbing at celebrity hangout, Whisky Mist, died at the club last night, whilst another patron was arrested on charges of supplying class A drugs. Wills, Harry and Kate Middleton, whose visits have helped put the club on the London A-list map, weren't present, but Wayne Rooney, his brother and Ashley Cole were all out on the razz there, celebrating Wayne winning the PFA Player of the Year Award. These photos show the three leaving, "looking shocked" at events. Or they might just be looking gormless after a big night...

SATC - more rumours of rifts

Celebritree is VERY excited about the release of the second Sex and the City movie next month. The trailer suggests that this next saga in the lives of the girls is not going to disappoint fans. However, as usual there have been rumours flying that there are serious rifts between the starring ladies - not helped by the fact that Kim Cattrall has been treading the boards in London whilst the others have already started on the promo trail.
The latest is that the final billboards promoting the movie only feature Carrie so the other girls are apparently all put out, feeling that Sarah Jessica is taking advantage of her role as producer to make the film all about her. Still Chris Noth is sticking up for SJP and is apparently sick of Kim's drama queen antics. He bitches, "All actresses have someone working for them called a 'vanity person'. Their job is to make sure you look good at all times during filming. Most normal actors only have one person doing this job. But on Sex and the City all the stars had two. Except Kim, who had three."
The SATC promo poster isn't the only advertising controversy surrounding SJP right now. Apparently the ads for her new perfume have had to be airbrushed - but, unusually, these have been airbrushed to put weight ON the actress. At 5'3", the already slim actress apparently now weighs just 6 1/2 stone, as worries about aging and an obsessive gym habit take their toll.
Celebritree suggest that SJP head down to New York's Comfort Diner for a good filling brunch!

Cheryl's ultimatum

After weeks of speculation, it seems that Cheryl has finally had her lawyer contact Ashley, to serve him with divorce papers. Apparently Cheryl wants things to be amicable - she's not citing Ashley as an adulterer, settling for 'irreconcilable differences' instead. Her demands are that he should accept immediately, not contact her for 6 months from the divorce, never reveal anything about their marriage and let her keep the house (although she'll pay him £3 million for his share).
According to The Sunday Times Rich List published today, Cheryl is worth £10 million (double the rest of Girls Aloud), so she can afford to splash out...
Celebritree is rather hoping he won't - so that we get to hear Cashley's side of the story - particularly all the dirt on Mama Tweedy...

Kerry's battles continue

'Skint' Kerry Katona has apparently been in touch with the CSA, anxious to get child support from ex, Mark Croft. He's claiming he doesn't have a penny (he clearly emptied out his piggy bank for the £3,500 he just spent on a motorcycle) and says that even if he did, he wouldn't give the money to Kerry, who hasn't been letting him see his kids (according to him). The former couple's custody battle began on Friday, with both fighting for full custody of Heidi and Max.
Meanwhile, it seems after his angry tweets last week, Brian is still pursuing a custody suit against Kerry to take Molly and Lily Sue to Australia to live with him and Delta.
Celebritree is worrying that Kerry will be rattling around in her huge new pad if her former husbands have their way...

London Marathon Results

So, a cloudy morning in London saw celebs out en masse to show off their marathon running skills (except Katie Price - no doubt still recovering from her Egyptian ordeal/holiday). Lee Latchford-Evans (former Steps singer) was the fastest Celebritree tracked celeb coming in at 4h 39 mins. Natalie Imbruglia was the fastest of the females in just over 5 hours, whilst despite expressing concerns that she wouldn't make it, Michelle Heaton made it in 5h29 mins. Princess Beatrice was the first royal to complete the course with the Branson kids as part of a caterpillar and lovely Lorraine Kelly made it round in 6hr13mins.
The 2 Rickys (Groves and Whittle) from last year's Strictly also made it - surprisingly Groves managed to come in 5 minutes quicker than Whittle - so clearly the impressive 6 pack he was flashing earlier this week means that fitness appearances can be deceptive...

UPDATE - Apparently Michelle Heaton had to be stretchered off after crossing the finishing line and collapsing in tears. Still, poor Gordon Ramsey didn't make it round after having to pull out with cramp. Here's a slightly less glam pic of Michelle...

Fighting the Holiday Flab

Now that Katie and her whole family are back in Blighty, she has allegedly imposed a strict diet on Alex. Married life is clearly agreeing with him a little too much and apparently he's piled on the pounds on holiday. Maybe it's all down to his injury - without his intensive training regime for the fight that was scheduled next month, those abs are going to go to jelly. (Celebritree's note to Alex: AVOID horizontal stripes!)
Celebritree wonders if the diet has been sparked by the fact that all the papers have been pointing out the return of Peter Andre's 6 pack?

J.Lo's past catching up with her?

After taking time out to look after her twins, Jennifer Lopez is well and truly back on the celebrity circuit. She has been touring to promote her new romcom The Back Up Plan turning up at premieres in a variety of stunning frocks.
Last night she attended the Us Weekly awards bash with hubby, Marc Antony (maybe their buddy Becks was babysitting for them too last night?) Jenny from the Block was all smiles as she celebrated her award as 'Style Icon of the Decade'.

However, Celebritree has heard that not all is rosy in Jen's world. Her first husband, Ojani Noa, is facing bankruptcy and so has threatened to sell a manuscript that tells all about his relationship with the star (their marriage lasted less than a year, so it's probably more of a pamphlet than a book) and some 'previously unseen' video footage of the couple. Ojani is certainly letting the world believe that the 'hundreds of videos' he possesses (did this couple live their whole married life on camera?) are sex tapes. Jennifer's people deny this. Jennifer has previously managed to prevent these materials coming to fruition, citing a confidentiality agreement the two signed. However, with Ojani in dire need of cash, Jennifer is facing the fact that these personal things might come out into the public eye after all...

Beckham Boys' Education

Victoria was out and about last night at a BritWeek charity gala in LA. She told GMTV how happy she was to have David back home. Although they are devastated that he won't be able to play in the World Cup this summer, he will definitely be heading to South Africa, having had numerous offers to be a TV pundit or to be involved in the England squad in some capacity. David was at home babysitting and "on homework duty". Celebritree is a big David fan and has every confidence that he can help out Cruz and Romeo, but hopes that Brooklyn hasn't got anything too challenging in his homework while Dad's on duty...

Victoria sits on a duck

Victoria Beckham is German Vogue's cover star this month. She tells them how the success of her fashion line is a dream come true, and how she's a right chatterbox, who loves to talk. Apparently David is always happy when other people are interested in what she's saying as it takes the pressure off him to listen!

More interesting, though, is how and why German Vogue got her to pose straddling a duck...

Pete's been tango'ed

Phew! Peter Andre, his manager and kids, Junior and Princess, have finally made it back from Dubai, with their Trunkis. Looks like Pete took advantage of a few extra days of sunshine, as he's sporting a very deep tan.

Katie will no doubt be pleased to have her family reunited. Thankfully she, Alex and Harvey have already returned from Dubai after she paid a small fortune to hire a private jet to get them home as Harvey had run out of his medication. However, in case any readers were thinking, "Ah, bless, she's got a good heart under those huge mammaries", rumour has it that Katie was offering other stranded holiday-makers a lift - but none of them could afford to take her up on it!

Princess - Diva in training

The volcanic cloud has been keeping Peter and his kids, Junior and Princess, stranded at the Palm Atlantis in Dubai. Still, Peter has kept himself busy tweeting about what a great place it is to be stranded. He might not be so chuffed with the situation when he gets the final hotel bill: apparently Princess has been phoning their personal butler to order caviar on room service! She's clearly perfecting those high-maintenance diva demands early...

Brangelina to wed?

US OK! Magazine has revealed that, contrary to rumours of a rift in the Jolie-Pitt partnership, apparently the pair are planning to marry! It seems that Maddox has been pestering the two to tie the knot for some years, Pax has ambitions to be a ring-bearer and now Zahara and Shiloh are joining the nagging. Celebritree thinks that Zahara would make a gorgeous bridesmaid, though, no doubt tomboy Shiloh would prefer a pageboy outfit.

Kerry does it in style

So, Kerry Katona has moved into her 7 bedroom posh mansion in Surrey and has been shopping with her elder daughters, Molly and Lily Sue, for some nice new nick-nacks to fill her home. Mark Croft's classy mirror with 'Crofty' inscribed on it and his pool table have apparently been put in storage, not deemed appropriate for Kerry's posh new abode.
Kerry was already taking advantage of her new location to hit the celebrity circuit in London last night and her Karen Millen dress was unanimously considered a hit with the papers.
Mark Croft still isn't happy though as he's resentful about the drive to see his children,"I now face a four-hour drive each way every other weekend, down to some poncey part of Sussex" (hmmm, maybe Kerry hasn't told him where she's living) although at least it's nothing on the father of her other children's commute!
Kerry, who was declared bankrupt just 18 months ago, apparently got £1million for her Cheshire pad. With her new place costing £3,500 a month, Celebritree is concerned Kerry's cash might soon run out...

Phantom pregnancy?

Jack Tweed has a busy schedule at the moment. He's been at court this week, hearing evidence from the woman accusing him of rape, her friends and his mate, who was apparently in the room during the 'deed'. Today, Jack took to the stand, claiming that the girl was a willing participant and that he hadn't been aware of his mate's presence in the room until he joined in. Hmm.
Clearly not a bloke who likes to make life easy for himself, Jack took a break from his court case to spend some time with Chanelle Hayes. Chanelle has been telling Now magazine that she and Jack talk every day. (Surely he has enough on his plate, without counselling Chanelle?) Following recent photos of Chanelle that she has been tweeting showing a mildly bloated stomach, sceptics are starting to doubt whether she is really 6 months pregnant. Chanelle has spoken out saying that she is not nuts and imagining this pregnancy (although Celebritree thinks that she might be to get involved with Jack and all his issues).

Does Dane have cage fighting ambitions?

Katie's ex, Dane Bowers, doesn't seem to have learned from his alleged fracas with Alex Reid at Katie's new year party. Dane displayed his battle scars to the world on Celebrity Big Brother (claiming he'd bumped into a door or some such - we've all heard that one before), whilst Alex appeared relatively flawless (at least in terms of bruising).

But it seems Dane hasn't learnt his lesson, although this time the other guys seem to come off worse, with one of them requiring 5 stitches. It seems the fight started somewhere between Southend's Mayhem nightclub, where the gentlemen had spent their Saturday night, and Dane's room at the local Travelodge... It's unclear who started the fight with each party claiming it was the other's fault. Dane and his mate were arrested after the injured two guys claim that they started the fight after Dane had made unsuccessful attempts to lure a couple of lovely ladies back to his room. Celebritree guesses that the girls were just not impressed enough by a celeb sleeping over at a Travelodge...

Now Pete can't move on

Peter André has said in his weekly column for New magazine that he has still not recovered from his marriage to Katie Price and that he agrees with a new survey that suggests that it takes couples 18 months to recover from a divorce. (Celebritree wonders whether that's true or whether he's just scraping the barrel for something to say in his column this week...)

No such problems for Katie though. She has hit out at recent reports about the state of her marriage to Alex through OK magazine. Apparently her children all love Alex and call him 'Daddy Alex' (no doubt that news will help Peter's recovery no end). Harvey loves having a man about the house (especially one who compares him to the Incredible Hulk no doubt) and it sounds like life is just bliss in the Price-Reid world.

They certainly look blissful, don't they?

Cheryl Cole in Talks

Cheryl Cole's star continues in its ascendant. Today, as well as negotiations for the renewal of her X-Factor contract (with rumours claiming that she will boost those earnings by £700,000), oor Chezza is also in talks with Disney. Her recent visit to LA has apparently got Disney execs all excited - thinking that she could be just what the studios need (who'd have thought wholesome Cheryl could end up in a Disney movie?)

She's also in talks with Pussycat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger (is it coincidence that she is currently partnered with Cheryl's mate, Derek, in Dancing with the Stars?) about doing a duet together. Nicole's manager is anxious to get in on the act as Cheryl tries to break America (especially as she already has backing from Simon Cowell and Will.i.am).

Expect to see Cheryl heading to LA again soon - once this volcanic dust cloud clears...

Christine's men

Christine Bleakley has been having a time of it. She was pictured out and about at the weekend with beau, Frank Lampard. Frank was in full charm mode with Christine's mother as the three of them enjoyed a cosy night. He then went and let off steam with Chelsea mates, newly single Ashley and new dad, Joe Cole (presumably JT still isn't allowed a long enough leash), partying until 4am. Christine was spotted with a ring on her engagement finger but Celebritree doesn't reckon that it's bling enough for us to get excited about another footballer's wedding appearing in OK any time soon.

Christine's TV life is being turned upside down with news that her on-screen One Show partner, Adrian Chiles, has defected to ITV. Adrian's contract with the BBC has been in negotiation for some time and now that the BBC have recruited Chris Evans to present alongside Christine for the flagship Friday show, Adrian has defected to ITV. His public statement was bland, but insiders say that he had been trying to persuade good friend Christine to refuse to present with another man and sees the Chris Evans announcement as a massive betrayal...

Mel B's family day out

Mel B scrubbed up nicely for the film premiere of Furry Vengeance, taking along husband Stephen Belafonte, his daughter, Giselle and her two girls (with matching crazy hair - STILL!), Angel and Phoenix.

Mel B has been telling Now magazine (as you do) that she feels ready to add to her brood. So with her and Victoria trying for babies, there could be some new Spice babies entering the world soon...

Icelandic volcano causes chaos for celeb schedules

Well, Celebritree was certainly not the only one to have travel plans ruined this weekend. It seems Cheryl had to cancel an appearance in Madrid; Miley Cyrus couldn't get to the UK for the premiere of her new movie, so that had to be cancelled; Chris Moyles can't get back from New York for his breakfast show (although Celebritree finds it hard to feel sorry for him being stranded in NYC) and, Whitney's already fiasco-riddled tour took another turn for the worse when her flight to Dublin for the next leg was cancelled. Still, Whitney wasn't going to postpone any more dates and braved the ferry. Sadly Celebritree hasn't found any photos of Whitney braving the wind and waves of the Irish Sea. Gary Lineker wasn't going to let anything stop him from presenting Match of the Day and travelled for 24 hours by land and sea to make it back from Tenerife in time. Yet it seems Katie and Alex can't get back from Egypt!

I guess the moral of the story is - every cloud has a silver lining. Even clouds of volcanic ash...

Back together?

Amy Winehouse's life has recently seemed to be getting back on track. She went off for an extended holiday to lie low, clean herself up a bit and generally avoid the paps. Then she came back and has been busy in the studio with Mark Ronson. Not so long ago, we all thought she was on death's door, but, with the help of Dad, Mitch, she's picked herself up and dusted herself off.

However, Mitch won't be too pleased over the latest photos of Amy, for it seems she's back together with her ex-husband/partner-in-crime, ex-con, Blake Fielder-Civil (such a posh name for someone who has done time for GBH and trying to pervert the cause of justice). Hello magazine reports that the two are back together and are planning to head off to Vegas for a quiet wedding. I guess the old adage "once bitten, twice shy" doesn't apply for Amy then...

Happy Birthday Suri!

Suri Cruise turned 4 today.
What better gift for a 4 year old than lipstick? What a shame Katie hasn't launched her Princess kids' make up range yet...

Alex & Katie - honeymoon not such fun?

Rumours abound that all is not well in paradise/Sharm el Sheikh. Yes, Alex and Katie's honeymoon has apparently got off to a fiery start (phew! Celebrtree is glad that they thought to take some companions along on their honeymoon to ease the tension somewhat). Viewers of IACGMOH might remember that Katie has a phobia of putting her face in the water (although Celebritree seems to recall that Katie had quite a lot of phobias), so Alex's decision to book a scuba diving course, didn't go down well. Katie has been niggling and nagging at Alex, mocking his feeble viewing figures for his reality TV show and just getting on his nerves. Unfortunately for Alex, the Icelandic volcano means there's no easy escape home. The latest point of contention is the news that one of Alex's previous 'acting' projects has gone straight to DVD and is borderline porn (with according to the News of the World some brutal rape scenes and a topless dwarf - sounds classy). Katie is worried this will wreck her wholesome family image.
Celebritree wonders exactly what Katie sees when she looks in the mirror - wholesome?!

Kerry has a fight on her hands

Kerry Katona has been continuing her assualt on the UK media, with an interview in the News of the World telling all about her relationships with Brian McFadden and Mark Croft.
According to Kerry, Brian is a terrible father who calls his 2 daughters about 5 times a year. Lilly Sue, 7, barely knows who he is. Their marriage started to go wrong before it even started, as Kerry claims that Brian cheated on her with a lap dancer at his stag do. She hoped it would work out, as they already had daughter, Molly, but the relationship soon fizzled out and Brian revealed he didn't love her - and according to Kerry he had already begun an affair with Delta. She says she couldn't believe that "the fat one from Westlife" had cheated on her (the podgy one from Atomic Kitten...?) Brian is fizzing over Kerry's accusations and has been tweeting away, sharpening his claws again after his attack on Posh Spice, saying Kerry is dead to him.
Meanwhile, Mark Croft was a much better father to his 2 offspring with Kerry, Heidi and Max. So clearly in Kerry's world, drug binges with your kids in the house aren't as negligent as an affair with an Australian soap-star... However, Mark is also furious with Kerry and her decision to move to Brighton. He's now sleeping at friends' houses (he hasn't given up sponging then), whilst starting up a slot machine business and is determined to fight tooth and nail for custody of his 2 kids.
Celebritree is really not sure who is the best bet for Kerry's 4 children...

Alex Reid - a lover not a fighter?

Alex Reid has pulled out of "the fight of his life" with a month to go until the big showdown. Tom Watson, his opponent, was dissing him earlier this week for going off on holiday to Egypt, when he should have been training for the fight that was supposed to be the climax of Alex's reality TV show. We have all heard about how much training Alex has put in, even having to train in Vegas whilst getting married and then heading to India to learn new fighting techniques, so that he and Katie couldn't go straight on honeymoon. Now it turns out that Alex has a knee injury, so won't be ready to fight. As a cage-fighter who now can't fight, Celebritree asks: what is the point of Alex Reid?

Mel's Mid-life crisis

Mel Gibson seems to be going through one of the longest mid-life crisis ever. He split from his wife of 28 years and mother of his 7 eldest children, Robyn, with the $900 million (and probably most expensive in history) divorce finalised last April and took up with Russian musician, Oksana Grigorieva. However, now the 54 year old Australian actor and his 40 year old lover have split. Thankfully, the split is "all very friendly" as their daughter, Lucia, is just 5 months old. Oksana also has a son by ex, Timothy Dalton. Celebritree is wondering which aging actor is next on her hit list...

Party Time!

Kerry Katona is apparently planning the party of a lifetime to celebrate her new figure, leaving the leech (Mark Croft) and now her new home. Yes, after (probably) annoying all her neighbours for the last time with the Z-list bash, Kerry is apparently planning to move to Brighton. Kerry has always struck Celebritree as a dedicated northerner, so we are wondering what has prompted this move. Could it be the allure of her new neighbour, Peter Andre?

Honeymooners

Katie and Alex have finally found time in their busy schedules to fit in a honeymoon, so Katie got all trussed up in her furs to go to.... Egypt! (Alex looks far more suitably attired imho.) Yes, Katie and Alex are going to be spending 10 days in Sharm-el-Sheikh romancing, accompanied by Andrew Gould (Katie's horse trainer and rumoured ex-lover), his wife, their 2 children and Harvey. Initially Celebritree had assumed that the Reid-Prices were going away for a relaxing few days on doctor's recommendations so that Katie could get Reidonated in peace, but with that lot in tow, who knows what Katie's latest plans are?! Celebritree is wondering why Gary Cockrill (Katie's talented hairdresser/make up artiste) isn't there too to tend to her tresses... But don't worry, readers, Junior and Princess are having their own fun in the sun with Daddy Pete in Dubai!