Cheryl Cole is to write a book revealing her rise to "national treasure" status. Celebritree can't wait for this literary masterpiece to hit the shelves, amid rumours that she was offered amounts rivalling those given to Tony Blair for a tell all autobiography.
Peaches Geldof must be in big trouble with her Dad, Bob. Topless photos of her have been circulating on the internet - now nothing particularly unusual in that, some readers might say. However, rather more worrying is that the guy who posted them (nice chap, apparently thrown out of university for holding a female student at knifepoint) claims that their one-night stand was a heroin and viagra fuelled shagfest. He claims that they ended up at a Scientology center to be cleansed (although Celebritr
ee thinks that a good long shower would have been far more appropriate).
Well, there have been plenty of rumours as to who Simon Cowell would recruit as a judge for his new US version of the X Factor. Lots of people thought that he would favour Cheryl Cole and give her the opportunity to start afresh in the States after her marital problems.
Rumours are continuing to circulate about the future of Girls Aloud - as regular Celebritree readers know, the girls are scheduled to get back together later this year to fulfil their 3 album deal with their record company. However, seems that the other girls are starting to come to terms with the idea that their next album and tour might be as a fourpiece. Apparently Nadine has indicated that she has no plans to get back in the studio with the other girls this year and is busy on her solo material (which still doesn't seem to have seen the light of day despite being amazing and in great abundance...) 
Ashley Cole seems to be showing a previously unsuspected romantic side. He and Cheryl have another potential reconciliation meeting scheduled for Easter weekend and Ashley's clearly hoping for better things this time. 
Honestly, it's really hard to keep apace with celebrity tattoos. As fast as some celebs are adding to their body-art collection, others are frantically trying to get them erased. The latest is Kerry Katona, who has her ex-leech, 
Mark's name tastefully tattooed on her shoulder. Kerry has said she wants rid and "it will be gone within weeks".
Geri Halliwell has confessed to Piers Morgan (does anyone else think it's weird that celebs and politicians are lining up to confess their deepest darkest secrets to Piers - who, not so long ago, was celebrity enemy no. 1 as Editor of the Mirror?) that she nearly died after leaving the Spice Girls. Thankfully Robbie Williams was on hand to save her from herself (note to readers: if Celebritree's life is on the line, please allow her to die peacefully rather than inflict Robbie and all his issues on her) and brought her back from the brink. Geri has spoken before about her issues with bulimia and admitted to Piers that she still attends overeaters anonymous sessions to help her cope with her relationship with food. Celebritree wonders what the other people at these sessions look like - are there lots of stick-thin people attending overeaters anonymous sessions? Maybe Geri should take Nadine along next time for some company...
Well, isn't that sweet? David Beckham has found a small spare bit of arm to tattoo with a touching tribute to his late grandfather. David's back in sunny LA now with his Dad helping him look after the boys, while Victoria catches pneumonia (probably) in Moscow. He needs to watch those tattoos though - he just needs to grow some moobs and he'll be at risk of getting jumped by Jesse James...
Celebritree favourite, Victoria Beckham, has been out and about in Moscow. She was there to launch her fashion label in one of their exclusive stores and wore her own creation to do so - a stunning shirt dress that Celebritree would willingly add to her wardrobe.
One 'Celebrity' Mummy who certainly wasn't rocking last night was notorious WAG, Vanessa Perroncel, who was preparing to face her ex Wayne Bridge in court as she fights for more child support from him. He apparently takes home £88,000 per week from Man City so can probably afford to send a bob or two Vanessa's way. However, he claims he's offered her £10K a month and a fab house (hmm, Celebritree is thinking that she could probably bring up a child and add to her shoe collection substantially on that tidy sum) and doesn't want to give his "parasitic" ex any more, believing rumours that she recently received a generous payout of £800,000 from her ex lover and his ex team-mate, John Terry. Vanessa's PR (who else but Max Clifford - whose whole income seems to be based on B list celebrity affairs) states that this is categorically untrue - though Celebritree wonders why she turned down some big offers to tell all to the tabloids. Although maybe Vanessa is just a decent woman who didn't want to air her dirty linen in the Sun? She certainly doesn't seem to be enjoying the attention here, does she?
Celebritree has just realised with horror that a whole day went by yesterday without Cheryl Cole doing anything that warranted Celebritree comment. Thank goodness though as Chezza has been out and about in Paris, adding fuel to Nadine's accusation that she likes to play out her private life in front 
of the cameras.
Celebritree imagines there will be a few sore heads in London this morning after the Mummy Rocks event last night at the Bloomsbury Ballroom. This was a real celebrity mum fest, though Kate Moss managed to steal most of the headlines as she hit the karaoke hard! She could even teach Pammy a thing or two about tossing her hair around!
f course, normally Celebritree is entirely focused on Katie Price’s latest wedding plans, Cheryl and Ashley’s “will they, won’t they” divorce and what Victoria Beckham is wearing for today’s flight. However, this side of the Atlantic, gossip seems to be entirely focused on poor Sandra Bullock and her disintegrating marriage.
hilanderer? Rumour has it that she is just the first to go public and that while Sandra was away filming, Jesse would get bored (maybe he should just get together with Brian McFadden while their better halves are away?) and would advertise for big breasted women with lots of tattoos. Well Michelle certainly fits the bill there. As does his ex-wife - see pics. This man is all class, clearly.
So, we all know that Mel C is busy glamming herself up and playing in the West End's Blood Brothers; Geri is out on the party circuit with her latest beau, Tamara Beckwith's baby bro; Victoria is living in airports; Emma is offering her considerable ice-skating expertise every week on ITV - but what of Mel B? What has she been up to (apart from inflicting scary haircuts on her kids)?
Alex Reid has taken up 'Emotional Freedom Therapy' in order to help him cope with the stresses of being an "international celebrity" (get over yourself, Alex!) and (the probably considerably more stressful) pressures of being married to Katie Price. He says that he is hoping the therapy will have a positive and calming influence on his new wife and that it will help them build an even deeper connection. Bleurgh! 
Celebritree is often quick to criticise celebrities for moving through their relationships at lightening pace. Not an accusation that could be levelled at Brian McFadden and Delta Goodrem, who have been together for 5 years and engaged since 2007. There was talk of a wedding at one point but apparently their schedules were so busy, they couldn't fit one in. Now, it seems, their busy schedules may be to blame for a split. Delta has been in LA working on new material (or something), whilst Brian is in Australia touring as a judge on Australia's got talent (pity Australians if they are relying on ex-Westlifer Brian to uncover their talent...) Unfortunately he's also found time to work on a new album, Wall of Soundz, which, unfortunately again for Australians, is getting lots of airplay over there. Celebritree also heard that he was still embroiled in a custody battle for his 2 daughters with Kerry Katona, Molly and Lily Sue, after Kerry's drug shame scandal.
Yes, on this side of the Atlantic, Celebritree is ahead of readers over in Blighty. Last night the new series of Dancing with the Stars premiered in North America (catch it on Friday in the UK). Now, Celebritree has often snubbed this show in the past as the 'stars' are often unknowns back in Europe. But, let's face it, last year most of Strictly's 'stars' needed full introductions before we had a clue who they were.
- although flying in opposite directions. Victoria was looking her usual stylish self (phew! The heels are back) as she arrived in London. Not sure what she's here for, although the Beckham carbon bunion is start
ing to look like a carbuncle...
Nadine has come out today and told us all the secret to her amazingly thin legs. Apparently she is eating plenty and just running a lot in Los Angeles. I guess Celebritree isn't running far enough, fast enough or frequently enough. Tell us more about your regime Nadine - we need to get to the bottom of the secret of skinny pins!
the front pages. But Cheryl has come back with fighting talk! She has publicly knocked back Nadine's olive branch of 'the perfect duet' saying she will sing with either all or none of the other Girls Aloud and that a duet with Nadine would be 'just weird'. 
Celebritree really doesn't know how Nadine Coyle could possibly think that Cheryl was milking her devastation over her husband's infidelity. This weekend various newspapers have reported Cheryl's 'friends' speaking out that she is keen to have a quick divorce and make a clean break and that she is still in love with Ashley and is prepared to hold on for 6 months until after the World Cup to meet his request and that Ashley is confident to win her back...
At long last! Some good news from the World of the WAGs. Carly Cole gave birth to a baby girl at London's Portland hospital (birthplace of Brooklyn Beckham, Bluebell Haliwell and Anais Gallagher) on Thursday night.
Victoria Beckham is at Heathrow on her way back to her children in Los Angeles. This time, she's opted for a slightly jauntier look than earlier in the week and has seen fit to get back into heels. Of course, the omnipresent Birkin bag and big sunnies remain - Celebritree thought it was raining in London?
Britney Spears has been in the news this week after rumours emerged that she had split from her boyfriend (who also happens to be her manager). They then made a very public show of togetherness - although Britney looked a bit fed up if you ask Celebritree. 
Katie has apparently had her 'Pete' tattoo covered over already with a, no doubt, tasteful pattern. Now that she's got spliced to another, Pete has finally decided to bite the bullet and have her name removed from his wedding finger. Perhaps he can give the number of his tattoo remover to Cheryl.
What is going on? Just a month or so ago, Celebritree was enviously eying up Suri's shoe collection, highly indignant that a 3 year old was wearing such elegant (and no doubt expensive - no sensible Clark's shoes for this little lady!) footwear. Has the public criticism finally gotten through to her mum and dad? Has Suri already blown her annual shoe budget? Or is there something more sinister afoot? Yet again, Suri is spotted without shoes...
Katie Price appeared on ITV's This Morning today, anxious to tell the world that she is a changed woman - yes, publicity-hungry Katie would have us all believe that she wants to keep her private life private, now that she's in a "perfect relationship" with Alex.
Following Monday's news that 2009 Best Actress winner, Kate Winslet, had split from her husband, the Daily Mail carried an article on the curse of the Best Actress Oscar, citing 7 of the last 10 winners whose relationships had broken up either just before or just after their most lauded moment. If today's rumours about Sandra's marriage are true, then she has just hit a new record for the Oscar curse (or maybe that should read the curse of The Daily Mail?)
Today comes the news that the London premiere of The Blind Side is cancelled as Sandra Bullock has pulled out due to "unforeseen personal reasons". Although Sandra and hubby, Jesse James looked very cosy at the Oscars, a revelation in InTouch magazine has seemingly rocked thier marriage. 
Is this a first for a celebrity divorce? Fiona Shackleton has an unusual battle on her hands as apparently neither Cheryl nor Ashley wants their joint assets, including their aptly named Hurtmore House. Ashley seems to have told every newspaper that will listen to him that his generosity knows no bounds and "Cheryl can have it all" but it seems she wants none of it, keen to move on without being saddled with reminders of her rollercoaster marriage.
Victoria has landed in Finland on her mercy mission to stand by her man.
How much can one woman take? Rumours abound that Cheryl Cole may be facing another split in her life - having faced down her husband, it is believed that now all is not well in the Girls Aloud camp and their "year out" may be more permanent than expected. 
So, while Nadine and Cheryl battle it out as the superlightfeatherweights of the pop charts, what of the other members of Girls Aloud? 
eries Bad Day. She is well established on The Sun's celebrity caners list and has recently launched her own nightclub, Kanaloa, with her boyfriend (well, if you're going to spend your life falling out of nightclubs, might as well be your own...).
