Katie targeting polo players?

Having tried footballers (Dwight Yorke, Teddy Sheringham), pop stars (Gareth Gates, Dane Bowers, Peter Andre), Gladiators (Ace) and now cross-dressing cage fighters, Katie seems to have decided to move upmarket, as she was spotted out partying until the early hours in Klosters this morning, with a bunch of polo players. Onlookers described her as "a man-eater" with "raunchy dance moves" as she allegedly threw herself at any polo player in sight. The DJ at the event was under strict instructions not to play any Peter Andre tracks - amazingly, several people actually requested Mysterious Girl, apparently. Celebritree is surprised the DJ even had it in his record bag.
Katie's equestrian range is apparently the sponsor of the big snow polo event taking place in Klosters at the moment - hence her need to rent a £40,000/week 10 bedroom chalet. Rumour has it that the clientele turned slightly downmarket at the news of her involvement - normally Prince Charles and Jack Kidd would be attendees but seem to have given it a miss this year.
Joining Katie in her huge holiday abode are her sister and long-suffering mum, who seem to have been brought along on baby sitting duties for Harvey and Princess. No sign of Junior though, so Celebritree assumes he has chosen to hide out with his dad, rather than being on hand whilst his mum makes a show of herself.
Poor old Alex Reid has, of course, also been left behind. He has been spotted back at their marital home, despite Katie allegedly changing the locks and upgrading security, following the news of her split. Poor, naive Alex is still wearing his wedding ring, as he still hopes things might work out, that he also says he feels like an abandoned puppy.
Katie's statement announcing the end of her marriage and the fact that it had all been a big mistake (err, note mistake and NOT publicity stunt), seems to have been uttered without a hint of irony. Katie told the media that Alex was no longer the man she had married and had become a "fame-obsessed monster". Hmm, Katie, rearrange these words into a well known saying: KETTLE, CALLING, BLACK, POT...