What Katie did next...

OK, Celebritree admits to being a little slack of late, and clearly it's been a long time in celebville, for Katie Price has gone from admitting that she still shares a bed with Alex Reid, her ex, to saying that she really doesn't fancy him that much at all - especially after meeting some hot Argentine model type during her stay in LA for the Oscars. The hot Argentine, Leandro, has now been flown over to the UK by Katie to get up to goodness knows what. The pair have been seen dining out together several times, although always apparently with Katie's GBFs, Phil and Gary, in tow. Apparently Leandro is very famous in Argentina, but has limited knowledge of English. Are Phil and/or Gary secretly fluent in Spanish and acting as translators, Celebritree wonders? Anyway, Katie has admitted that, as she doesn't understand anything he says, she's not really with him for his mind. Leandro has said that he's not with Katie for her fame (and Celebritree assumes that not speaking English is probably an advantage when dating Katie as he won't understand all of her inane tweets, or any of the stories of her past). Meanwhile, Alex has spent days crying into his pillow and wondering how she could do this to him. Err.. look at her past Alex, littered with the exes she has chewed up and spat out - and move on!
Actually, your former fellow CBB housemate, Dane Bowers, might be able to offer you a few tips on that: he's been spotted this week pulling a lithe young porn star at some dodgy party...