Kerry Katona has finally come clean about her marriage to taxi-driver/professional sponger, Mark. It would seem that despite previous denials, Kerry has now decided to reveal to the News of the World that their whole relationship was based on a mutual appreciation of cocaine and that they would have sessions lasting up to 3 days, leaving the four children (Molly, Lily Sue, Heidi and Max - quite sensible names, all things considered!) in the care of nannies. They would lock the bathroom door to keep the kids out and powder their noses to their hearts' content. Kerry admits that she took so much that sometimes she had fits.Strange that after so many denials, Kerry decided to confide in the News of the World, but at least she seems to be on the mend now. Looks like she's washing that man right out of her hair....
Whilst I am no fan of the Katona, it is good that she has got rid of that leech. I just hope Iceland don't take her back so we have to have her leering chav grin all over the telly again. Why's Mum's gone to Iceland kids? Because she's a lazy wastrel who doesn't know how to peel a potato and doesn't give a flying about whether you grow up clinically obese. That's why.
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