Suri Rules

This week's Star magazine reveals that Katie Holmes lives under the tyrannic reign of her 4 year old daughter, Suri. Tom's Scientology beliefs say that Suri is an "old soul in a small body" so should be allowed to express her emotions in whichever way she sees fit. So, Suri gets to decide what she eats, when she wakes, what she wears... Katie is apparently keen to add some structure to Suri's regime, but Tom forbids it. This doesn't sound too far-fetched to Celebritree as it would explain why Suri's footwear choices are so erratic - ranging between high heels, bare feet and pig slippers whilst out and about.

Celebritree thinks that Katie needs to put her foot down though. With all this freedom of expression, it's just a matter of time before Suri comes home covered in tattoos and having to spend an extended period in rehab... We could have a future Peaches Geldof/Lindsay Lohan in the making here....