Oh good! The Rooneys are getting a well-deserved holiday.

Wayne, Coleen and Kai arrived in Barbados today, to spend some time at their multi-million pound villa. Coleen even managed a smile for the paps. Wayne managed to not look quite so cheerful, despite finally getting his break from the football and media pressure. Rumour has it that this holiday was actually booked 2 days before England went out to Germany. Perhaps Wayne had looked into his crystal ball then...
Still - he's having an easier time of it than Ashley Cole (see below). Rumours are also afoot that Beckham had to play peace-maker after John Terry tried to create unrest in the camp and seemed to try and threaten Gerrard's captaincy. Celebritree is sure that we won't hear the last of this England fiasco for some time to come.

WAGs at Work

Never let it be said that WAGs sit at home and twiddle their thumbs. Or their husbands' credit cards. After all, perhaps some readers have seen Abbey Clancy demonstrating her considerable presenting talents on James Corden's ITV football show.
However, Toni Terry isn't relying on her husband's abilities on the pitch to get her a job (although I'm sure his considerable salary will have helped in purchasing her award-winning horses). Oh no, our Toni has been selected to represent England herself - at dressage. Amazingly Toni's only been training for about 2 years but threw herself into the sport following revelations of her husband's alleged affair with her friend Vanessa Perroncel.
Celebritree is sure that Katie Price will be thrilled for Toni. After all, she's a keen horse person herself...

Vanessa Perroncel ends her silence

Notorious serial WAG, Vanessa Perroncel, has finally broken her silence, following the allegations of her affair with John Terry. Vanessa has chosen to speak out in this week's copy of Grazia. Amazingly, her sensational revelation is... that she and John Terry did NOT have an affair! Apparently they were great friends for years before she got together with Wayne and nothing untoward ever happened. In their wisdom, she and JT thought it best to take out an injunction to stop the newspapers reporting, rather than just letting them go ahead and then suing them. But Vanessa is now pursuing a legal case for defamation of character and breach of privacy. She was accompanied to the interview by a member of Max Clifford's team who was there "to advise her on her position" regarding JT - shouldn't Vanessa be fully aware of any positions she may or may not have been in with the England player?!
Celebritree is left wondering - if this was the affair that never was, then why:
has JT been stripped of his England captaincy?
did Toni Terry disappear off to Dubai for a big holiday?
has Wayne Bridge refused to speak to JT and resigned from England duty?
did neither Vanessa nor John appear to deny it publicly when the news came out?
Hmmm. Wonder why she's decided to speak out now. Is Wayne's child support not substantial enough to keep her in the manner to which she became accustomed?

Sore Heads in Chelsea

Chelsea's "finest" were celebrating winning the Premiership trophy in infamous celeb hangout, Whisky Mist, last night. How heartwarming to see Toni Terry standing by her man! What a joy to see Ashley out letting his hair down after all his traumas with Cheryl! How lovely to see Christine Bleakley letting in the WAGs on her wise ways of drinking water after a heavy night. Celebritree is just thrilled for them all - they're such a lovely bunch, aren't they?!

Sober "Celebrity" Mum

One 'Celebrity' Mummy who certainly wasn't rocking last night was notorious WAG, Vanessa Perroncel, who was preparing to face her ex Wayne Bridge in court as she fights for more child support from him. He apparently takes home £88,000 per week from Man City so can probably afford to send a bob or two Vanessa's way. However, he claims he's offered her £10K a month and a fab house (hmm, Celebritree is thinking that she could probably bring up a child and add to her shoe collection substantially on that tidy sum) and doesn't want to give his "parasitic" ex any more, believing rumours that she recently received a generous payout of £800,000 from her ex lover and his ex team-mate, John Terry. Vanessa's PR (who else but Max Clifford - whose whole income seems to be based on B list celebrity affairs) states that this is categorically untrue - though Celebritree wonders why she turned down some big offers to tell all to the tabloids. Although maybe Vanessa is just a decent woman who didn't want to air her dirty linen in the Sun? She certainly doesn't seem to be enjoying the attention here, does she?