Roo's a Naughty Boy then...

There have been rumours in the press and on the internet for a few weeks about a couple of footballers who have injunctions out to try and keep mucky stories about them hitting the press. It's not confirmed if this is one of the cases, but the latest revelations about England's upstanding members of the national football squad, focus on Wayne Rooney - husband of Coleen and father to 10 month old Kai. Apparently Wayne did try to stop the revelations, but as he has an infamous history with prostitutes, this wasn't upheld, and the News of the World and Sunday Mirror both had front page headlines about his £1,200 sex sessions with Juicy Jeni, the hooker - which even she considered seedy. Apparently he liked to live dangerously (although apparently the romps were very routine) and even tried to persuade Jeni to come back to his £4.5million marital mansion, whilst pregnant Coleen was away. Jeni, being a lady of morals, refused, disgusted by this offer. It seems his hooker bit on the side was paraded in front of his team-mates for the 7 months of their 'relationship', but, in case readers are worrying that there is no moral fabric left in English football, Jeni has revealed that Michael Owen was "disgusted". Phew!
We now wait to see what Coleen will do next - will she follow Chezza and make a strike for female independence. Or will we see her do a Toni Terry/Abbey Clancy and stand by her man? She suggested, as a teenager, after Rooney's dalliances with a granny prostitute that Wayne was at the last chance saloon. Celebritree votes that she gives him the boot. She just hopes that there are no painful tattoo removals at stake in this relationship...

Coleen's made it home

Phew! At first Celebritree thought Coleen was travelling super-light, as she made her way from Manchester airport carrying her neat Chanel handbag and clutching a Louis Vuitton make-up bag closely to her (no clear plastic bags in sight for her mascaras, lip-glosses etc.)
Then, Celebritree spotted the two burly chaps charged with steering her luggage trolleys. No sign of Wayne or Kai (so was there luggage transported separately?), but I guess Coleen needed plenty of outfits for her dual location extended holiday in Vegas and Barbados - and a van to get it all home again...

The Rooney Holiday Continues

Coleen and Wayne have torn themselves away from their £5million Barbados pad, and baby Kai, to head to the Wynn hotel at Vegas for some quality couple time together. Kai has been left with family in Barbados, whilst his parents cavort around the hotel pool, presumably celebrating Wayne's new £36.4million deal with Manchester United. This reward comes on the back of the release of England boss, Fabio Capello's ratings for his players' performances at the World Cup. Amazingly, Wayne managed to score lower than Emile Heskey...

Oh good! The Rooneys are getting a well-deserved holiday.

Wayne, Coleen and Kai arrived in Barbados today, to spend some time at their multi-million pound villa. Coleen even managed a smile for the paps. Wayne managed to not look quite so cheerful, despite finally getting his break from the football and media pressure. Rumour has it that this holiday was actually booked 2 days before England went out to Germany. Perhaps Wayne had looked into his crystal ball then...
Still - he's having an easier time of it than Ashley Cole (see below). Rumours are also afoot that Beckham had to play peace-maker after John Terry tried to create unrest in the camp and seemed to try and threaten Gerrard's captaincy. Celebritree is sure that we won't hear the last of this England fiasco for some time to come.