Chezza sends Coleen supportive text

Now that she's well on the road to recovery, and her divorce is finalised and everything, Chezza now has a bit of time on her hands to help out any friends in need. If anyone is in need of a friendly shoulder to sob on at the moment, it's Coleen Rooney, as she deals with the media outcry over her husband's infidelities, in painful detail, as well as her private grief over her sister's illness. So, Cheryl picked up her mobile and sent a supportive text (well, let's face it, it trumps a tweet on the supportiveness scale). Celebritree supposes that if anyone knows what Coleen is going through, then it's Cheryl. Although, presumably fellow England WAGs, Victoria Beckham, Alex Curran, Toni Terry and Abbey Clancy could all offer up their own tales of woe and how they coped with public allegations of their husbands' cheating...
Those heady days of fun in Baden Baden seem so long ago now...

Roo's a Naughty Boy then...

There have been rumours in the press and on the internet for a few weeks about a couple of footballers who have injunctions out to try and keep mucky stories about them hitting the press. It's not confirmed if this is one of the cases, but the latest revelations about England's upstanding members of the national football squad, focus on Wayne Rooney - husband of Coleen and father to 10 month old Kai. Apparently Wayne did try to stop the revelations, but as he has an infamous history with prostitutes, this wasn't upheld, and the News of the World and Sunday Mirror both had front page headlines about his £1,200 sex sessions with Juicy Jeni, the hooker - which even she considered seedy. Apparently he liked to live dangerously (although apparently the romps were very routine) and even tried to persuade Jeni to come back to his £4.5million marital mansion, whilst pregnant Coleen was away. Jeni, being a lady of morals, refused, disgusted by this offer. It seems his hooker bit on the side was paraded in front of his team-mates for the 7 months of their 'relationship', but, in case readers are worrying that there is no moral fabric left in English football, Jeni has revealed that Michael Owen was "disgusted". Phew!
We now wait to see what Coleen will do next - will she follow Chezza and make a strike for female independence. Or will we see her do a Toni Terry/Abbey Clancy and stand by her man? She suggested, as a teenager, after Rooney's dalliances with a granny prostitute that Wayne was at the last chance saloon. Celebritree votes that she gives him the boot. She just hopes that there are no painful tattoo removals at stake in this relationship...

Abby seeks solace with Toni

After news broke of her fiancé's alleged infidelities with a teenage hooker (at £800 a time, no less!), Abbey Clancy saught solace with her friend, and fellow WAG, Toni Terry. The two went riding together and no doubt chewed the cud about their cheating other halves. It seemed that Abbey had ditched her bling engagement ring (although maybe it was just not suitable riding attire).

Hmm, Abbey may have been better off going to Chezza for a spot of advice on how to cope with cheating footballers...

The WAGs are coming home

England's World Cup WAGs were spotted heading off from Johannesburg airport back to Blighty after their husbands'/boyfriends' humiliating defeat at the feet of ze Germans. All seemed to be dressed in the WAG travelling uniform of heels and skinny jeans - comfort-dressing WAG stylee... Christine Bleakley looked pretty happy to be heading home to her lucrative ITV contract, whilst Toni Terry didn't look like she was relishing another long-haul flight with her young twins.
Carly Cole looked to have been packing more in hope than anything else as she lugged her sizable luggage about. Celebritree reckons she couldn't have had time to wear even half her outfits in the short stay she had in South Africa. No sign of their other halves though. Maybe they've decided to keep a low profile somewhere until the media furor dies down?
No sign of Coleen though - who kept a low profile during this tournament - much like her husband...

What are the WAGs up to now?

As Engerland's players prepare for tomorrow and the most important match of their lives (since the last most important match of their lives on Wednesday), what are their nearest and dearest up to?
Well, it seems that Christine Bleakley (who after much dilly-dallying - including a night out to celebrate staying with the BBC, has finally signed her life away to ITV) and Toni Terry have followed Carly Cole out to South Africa. There were rumours that Toni wasn't planning to go out unless England reached the quarter-finals, but perhaps she has decided to cut her losses - or
else lose out on a big holiday, based on England's performances so far.
However, Coleen has decided to stay put, rather than having to uproot baby Kai. She was seen out at Chester races this week, looking very glam in purple. Meanwhile, Alex Curran was out at Elton and his partner David Furnish's White Tie and Tiara party, on Thursday night, wearing a dress previously seen on Cheryl Cole - albeit in a different colour. Clearly, it was a really classy event this year!

WAGs at Work

Never let it be said that WAGs sit at home and twiddle their thumbs. Or their husbands' credit cards. After all, perhaps some readers have seen Abbey Clancy demonstrating her considerable presenting talents on James Corden's ITV football show.
However, Toni Terry isn't relying on her husband's abilities on the pitch to get her a job (although I'm sure his considerable salary will have helped in purchasing her award-winning horses). Oh no, our Toni has been selected to represent England herself - at dressage. Amazingly Toni's only been training for about 2 years but threw herself into the sport following revelations of her husband's alleged affair with her friend Vanessa Perroncel.
Celebritree is sure that Katie Price will be thrilled for Toni. After all, she's a keen horse person herself...

World Cup Anticipation Builds...

So, David Beckham has apparently already headed off on his flight from LAX to South Africa for his role at the World Cup. Celebritree is not sure exactly what that role is, other than to let the rest of the team benefit from his experience of losing in these tournaments previously. Still, it will be nice to see him, especially if he gets to talk to the press (so much more camera friendly than Messrs Terry and Rooney - let's face it). Anyone who was as disappointed as Celebritree that we won't be seeing the Beckham legs in the 2010 Tournament will no doubt have taken some comfort from Tom Cruise - who claims his friend will certainly be fit for the 2014 World Cup - at the ripe old age of 39. Clearly, despite his many hours spent at matches with the Beckhams, Cruise has completely failed to understand "soccer" at all...

So, what of that other big World Cup talking point - the England WAGs? Well, as Celebritree reported, they have been told to keep a much lower profile after all their antics in Baden-Baden 4 years ago. Indeed, new high-profile WAG Christine Bleakley will be busy with The One Show for the duration. She and Frank went out to bid each other a fond farewell at The Dorchester last night - apparently a favourite haunt of theirs. Apparently Christine is keen to build a relationship with Frank's ex and mother of his children, Elen Rives. No doubt Frank will be thrilled at the thought of that whilst he's occupied in South Africa...

Most of the other WAGs are following orders and are staying home although a couple are rumoured to be flouting the rules. These culprits are rumoured to be Alex Curran (wife of Stevie Gerrard - she's not one for rules - certainly not those of the fashion variety) and the classy Chantelle Tagoe (pictured here for those unfamiliar with Emile Heskey's wife. Apparently they met whilst she was working as a waitress in a lap-dancing bar. No doubt he picked her out, shook her up and turned her around etc.)

New mums, Coleen and Carly have decided to stay home - although they are planning to fly out if England reach the semis (nothing like a bit of optimism). The most forgiving woman in the world, Toni Terry, has decided she'll head for South Africa if they reach the quarter finals (slightly less optimistic Toni - but who can blame her after all she's been through...)

Sore Heads in Chelsea

Chelsea's "finest" were celebrating winning the Premiership trophy in infamous celeb hangout, Whisky Mist, last night. How heartwarming to see Toni Terry standing by her man! What a joy to see Ashley out letting his hair down after all his traumas with Cheryl! How lovely to see Christine Bleakley letting in the WAGs on her wise ways of drinking water after a heavy night. Celebritree is just thrilled for them all - they're such a lovely bunch, aren't they?!

World Cup WAGS?

It seems there will be no repeat of the World Cup WAGs fiasco that took place in Baden-Baden four years ago. Coleen Rooney will be staying home with Kai (or more likely, heading to a beach somewhere), Alex Curran is banned by Stevie so will no doubt be turning the Merseyside air blue (an inside source tells me she has a mouth like a sewer), and, although Victoria Beckham will be in South Africa, with her three boys, she will be concentrating on her charidee work (no doubt in flip-flops) and will not be staying at the official WAG hotel.

Who even knows if Cheryl will still be a WAG then?

The burning question is, will Toni Terry trust her husband enough to leave him on a long enough leash and stay home with the others?