Thursday 18 March 2010

The Quiet Life

Katie Price appeared on ITV's This Morning today, anxious to tell the world that she is a changed woman - yes, publicity-hungry Katie would have us all believe that she wants to keep her private life private, now that she's in a "perfect relationship" with Alex.
So, mused her stunned interviewers, Philip and Holly, will this mean an end to the popular ITV show What Katie Did Next? Of course not! Katie is keeping her private life private whilst the ITV crew follow her round constantly. She also has (another) autobiography coming out, no doubt revealing her innermost secrets in cringe-inducing detail and plans for her countless autobiographies to be made into a movie (although thankfully she recognises that she's not an actress so will restrict herself to a cameo role) - can't wait!

Katie waxed lyrical about her wonderful relationship with Alex (it's so wonderful, that she even forgot his name once and referred to him as Pete), wishing that she'd met him years ago (but surely then there would be no Junior or Princess - Celebritree is SO glad she didn't!)

Apparently Alex proposed to her in September (so before she dumped him live on yet another ITV show) and Vegas was the only place they could marry so soon after her divorce.

Oh and just to prove how private she is keeping her life right now, Katie also announced that she's got her period at the moment. TMI!

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