Sunday 18 July 2010

Katie the Flopstar - the results

Oh dear, Katie's assault on the charts peaked at no 61 - well outside the top 40, after selling a grand total of 2,701 copies. It seems that nothing worked for Katie in her desperate attempt to flog her record. Even the sympathy vote failed, after bessie mate/hairdresser/make up artist/concrete applier, Gary Cockrill told the media all about when Katie was raped. How was this news? She'd told us this before and he didn't reveal anything new (e.g. who the perpetrator was), other than that he'd never seen Katie look so pale (err, did she scrub off the fake tan then?)
Anyway, Katie attempted to console herself with a game of polo. Apparently Prince Harry was there too but Celebritree couldn't find any pics of the two of them together, so presumably, he gave her a wide berth...

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