Tuesday 24 August 2010

Chezza update

So, it's all happening for Chezza again: friends have apparently warned her that Dezza is "a player" (but which side is he batting for?!); Keisha Buchanan (one of the growing tribe of former Sugababes) wants to relaunch her career by writing material for Chezza; Playboy want Chezza in their magazine; Charlotte Church has beaten Chezza to the "most desireable batchelorette in Britain" title. It's all happening for her family too: as bruv, Andrew Tweedy, languishes at Her Majesty's pleasure, accused of armed robbery, he could be getting some company soon as cousin, Paul Tweedy, appeared at court in Consett, accused of pushing a policewoman to the ground and fracturing her skull. Hmm, such a nice, gentle family... Are you sure you want to get involved with this lot, Derek?

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