Thursday 26 August 2010

Kerry has NEEDS!

Kezza recently swore off men, following the end of her relationship with her Warrington-based decorator. However, clearly short of material for this week's OK column, she has decided to reveal to the nation that she is "highly sexed" and "would like someone for a good old shag!" Of course, it's not easy being Kezza, as she can't just go out and have a one night stand - she's afraid someone would sell the story. Kerry also revealed that, when she's not feeling randy, she's worrying about the floods in Pakistan. She would love to help and is thinking that she might like to adopt an orphan or something, Madge/Angelina-stylee.
Hmm, I'm sure any adoption agencies would love to see Kerry adopt an orphan - especially seeing the wonderful way she handled her own kids on the recent TV exposé...

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