Fight Night

Kate and Alex took a break from Reidonating (or at least attempting it) to watch the cage fight that Alex was supposed to star in (as part of his Fight of his Life reality TV show). The twosome looked slightly uncomfortable as fans heckled the pair, but at least Alex showed up. Which is marginally more than anyone expected...

Blues Win Again

The lovely gracious Chelsea boys in blue were out on the town celebrating again last night. They spent the night before their victory parade having a few fizzy pops at China White. Word has it that Ashley Cole was surrounded by eager young ladies and tried to chat up a girl in the loos. Classy, Ashley, classy.
Seems that Cheryl has not forgotten him completely though as she found time to text him (in between photo ops with Will.i.am presumably) to congratulate him on "doing the double". In other Cheryl news, Celebritree hears that Dancing with the Stars star, Derek, has been ditched by Cheryl too after he was getting a bit jealous of the Black Eyed Peas singer and Cheryl's working relationship....
Meanwhile, romantics will be pleased to know that Christine Bleakley was out in Chelsea today to support Frank Lampard at the victory parade.

Katona McFadden busy weekend

Well Kerry has recently criticised Brian McFadden for being a bad father but seems he was on his own when it came to taking their daughers for their first communion. Mind you, seems like Kezza had a good excuse as she was getting all spruced up for her bro's wedding. You would have thought the two of them could have at least planned it so the dates didn't clash, wouldn't you?
Kerry has apparently found love with someone other than Peter Andre, despite the rumours. She is besotted with a decorator apparently. Well at least paint brushes come cheaper than cars Kerry (her leech ex was a cab driver)!

Andre Day Out

Peter Andre took his parents and kids along to the premiere of Bob the Builder's new cartoon, The Legends of the Golden Hammer, in Leicester Square. Princess and Junior looked like they were having a fab day out, soaking up the attention alongside other celeb offspring of Javine and Darren Day. Hmmm.
Apparently Pete was overjoyed to hear that Mel B is keen to set him up with some of her LA mates. She hadn't thought to tell him directly. Fair play to Mel though - his ex wife clearly finds the gossip mags the best method of communicating with her former husband and looks like it worked for Mel too...

More wedding news?

Apparently, after making their first official public appearance at last weeks' Met Ball in New York, rumour has it that on-again love-birds Sienna and Jude are planning a 'secret' country wedding this summer near her country pad in Gloucestershire. Rumour has it that the beautiful twosome will follow it up with another ceremony in New York, which they now consider to be their home. After the roller-coasters that have been their lovelives since their split in 2006, Celebritree hopes they have found happiness in each other again. Aaaah!

Beckhams watch the Jonas Brothers. Yawn.

Victoria and David (fresh from handing over that v heavy document to FIFA - good job he didn't have to read it) treated their sons to a Jonas Brothers concert at a US shopping centre. Romeo and Cruz were suitably entranced though Brooklyn looked distinctly unimpressed. David managed to put on a brave face though Victoria escaped (presumably to hit the shops - though Celebritree can't imagine that the shopping centres where such concerts take place are as glamorous as the usual emporiums VB frequents...)

Walliams Weds

Single celeb laydeez can breathe a sigh of relief, for at last David Walliams has been taken off the shelf by model, Lara Stone. The couple tied the knot yesterday in a ceremony at Claridge's, witnessed by several of Walliams's many ex-girlfriends. Natalie Imbruglia, surprise attendee of his stag do, attended with comedian Alan Carr, showing off her post-marathon bod, whilst new mum, Denise Van Outen was attending with her hubby, Lee Mead. Lara apparently wore a flowing frock for the ceremony, but was pictured in a gold number for the photos. Still, Celebritree thinks Denise and Natalie make for more interesting illustrations. Natch.

Miley Cyrus lap dancing scandal

Miley Cyrus has been embroiled in a scandal in the US after film emerged on YouTube of her dancing with film producer, Adam Skankman at the wrap party for The Last Song. In the clip, Miley appears to be giving the 44 year old producer a provocative lap dance. Adam Skankman is gay, so Celebritree guesses that his interest in Miley's bumping and grinding was limited. However, middle America are appalled as Miley was only 16 at the time. Still, Miley's Dad, Billy Ray has said that he doesn't see any problem with is. According to him, she's just a kid having fun. Seems like Billy Ray is getting used to seeing his teenage daughter in provocative poses. Celebritree is wondering if Mick Jagger should start running parenting classes for dads of celebrity offspring... Who'd have thought?

Katie and Alex show the strain

Katie and Alex appear to be showing the strain as they head to an appointment in central London. Apparently Katie is "mortified" that it is taking her so long to get up the duff. Maybe she should have avoided telling the world before she even got pregnant...

Such are the sacrifices that she's making to get pregnant: cosmetic treatment addict, Katie, has even given up botox after doctors told her it might harm her chances of conceiving.

Supposedly Katie is turning quite nasty about it though and reports suggest that she has told him that she would never have married him if she'd known that he'd be "firing blanks".

Nice to see Katie's learnt the lessons of her last break up...

Sobbing in the Fulham crowds

Fulham FC doesn't exactly strike Celebritree as the most glamorous of Premiership clubs, but a couple of celebs were spotted in the crowds in Hamburg, watching their team in the Europa League final. Who knew that Hugh Grant used to be a groundsman at Craven Cottage and has been a lifelong Cottager? And it seems Lily Allen is a big fan too, as she struggled to hold back the tears as her team lost out after extra time.

David Walliams celebrates his stag do in style

David Walliams is dropping his bachelor status tomorrow as he marries model, Lara Stone. Last night was his stag do and he was accompanied on a sophisticated night at Nobu and the Met Bar by a host of celebs including his comedy partner Matt Lucas, Vernon Kay, Elton John's partner David Furnish, comedian Alan Carr, James Corden, Steve Coogan and boxer Chris Eubank. The real surprise attendee was Natalie Imbruglia, looking lovely as ever. David once described her as his ideal woman so not sure how she got to be an approved member of the stag party...

David Beckham prepares for World Cup

Although David won't be able to play for England in the forthcoming World Cup, he still hopes to play a key role for Engerland. It's not quite clear what that will be yet, but apparently David has turned down offers from BBC, Sky, ITV et al to work as a pundit (no doubt for vast sums of money) as he hopes to help Capello.

David arrived back in the UK yesterday as he prepares to present England's bid to host the World Cup in 2018. The bid takes place in Switzerland on Friday and David will be accompanied in his shmoozing by Princes William and Harry. Celebritree is hoping that David won't cause himself any further injuries carrying the 8.5kg document supporting England's bid...

In the ultimate flattery, Pot Noodle are launching a special edition, Golden (Meat)Balls variety for the World Cup in honour of England's favourite player. Celebritree is sure Victoria will enjoy tucking into those...

Kerry - waiting for Simon's call?

Kerry Katona has been out and about shopping at exclusive fashion emporiums (her purchases included this rather stylish white coat - although Celebritree is worried about her dry-cleaning bills considering she has 4 children...)

She has also said that she is awaiting Simon Cowell's call (note, the date isn't April 1st) as she thinks that she would be a great stand-in for Danni Minogue on this year's X Factor. Apparently Kezza is thinking of relaunching her pop career and thinks this would be the ideal platform to do it. (Kerry used to be in Atomic Kitten, but managed to leave just before they had their biggest hit.) It's great to see Kerry looking like she's having fun again, but Celebritree worries that she is going to have to come back to earth with an almighty bump soon...

Another Baby for the Stefani-Rossdale Clan?

Rumours from the US are indicating that Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her third child. Apparently poor Gwen has been suffering from terrible morning sickness this time. It's good to see that Gavin and Gwen have managed to come through this difficult time after revelations last month that Gavin had cheated on lovely Gwen with Courney Love (of all people!)

Spare $10K anyone?

For those Celebritree readers who lost out on the eBay bids for Katie and Pete's memorabilia, here's another classy way to spend your money (although at least this goes to charity rather than lining Katie's pockets). Celebrity couple, Brangelina, have been keeping themselves busy (in their spare moments between filming, premieres and childcare) designing a range of jewellery and accessories. Angelina decided on the serpent theme as she was given a snake ring while pregnant with Shiloh and so considers the symbol to be a protector of her family (hmm, this fits with the woman who used to wear a vial of her lover's blood round her neck). These cufflinks cost a modest $10,000 - they are white gold decorated with black diamonds and emeralds. Very understated.