Peaches Geldof

Peaches Geldof must be in big trouble with her Dad, Bob. Topless photos of her have been circulating on the internet - now nothing particularly unusual in that, some readers might say. However, rather more worrying is that the guy who posted them (nice chap, apparently thrown out of university for holding a female student at knifepoint) claims that their one-night stand was a heroin and viagra fuelled shagfest. He claims that they ended up at a Scientology center to be cleansed (although Celebritree thinks that a good long shower would have been far more appropriate).

Peaches is strongly denying the stories and says that the photos were taken on a boozey night. There is certainly no denying that it's Peaches in the pics though - her distinctive tattoos give her away (celebrities: when will you learn? Tattoos only seem to bring trouble!). Peaches was out and about yesterday, picking up a coffee from an LA branch of Starbucks, where she is now based (LA, not Starbucks).

The questions now are what will Bob do about his middle daugher, who seems to be veering further and further off the rails? Why can't she just be sensible like Fifi Trixibelle? And is Peaches heading for a collision along the lines of that of her late mother, Paula Yates? Please, step in Bob, before it's too late for Peaches!