Ashley Cole seems to be showing a previously unsuspected romantic side. He and Cheryl have another potential reconciliation meeting scheduled for Easter weekend and Ashley's clearly hoping for better things this time. So keen is he for a reconciliation, that he's got out his (hopefully round-edged) scissors and Pritt stick and is using his free time (while he recovers from his injury) to put together a scrapbook for Cheryl showing all their happy memories together. Presumably this won't include any of the naked pictures that he mistakenly texted to other women or indeed the cheesy shot on the right for which the couple were slated.
Who would have thought that Ashley was secretly such an old romantic? Previously, his idea of romance seemed to be stopping mid-deed to vomit on some poor hairdresser's carpet, before getting back to the job...
Good luck, Ashley! Although what a shame Cheryl's 'surprise' has been spoilt by a leak to the papers...
I do hope that Ashley gets an adult to help him on this perilous mission. If he does succeed however (doubtful - he will have to get past Ma Tweedy of course) we will be subjected to even more Cheryl posturing in the media, building upon her national treasure/international saint image. I may have to emigrate.
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