Dancing with the Stars

Yes, on this side of the Atlantic, Celebritree is ahead of readers over in Blighty. Last night the new series of Dancing with the Stars premiered in North America (catch it on Friday in the UK). Now, Celebritree has often snubbed this show in the past as the 'stars' are often unknowns back in Europe. But, let's face it, last year most of Strictly's 'stars' needed full introductions before we had a clue who they were.

So, DWTS's line-up is looking pretty good this year: that one from the Pussy Cat Dolls (with beau, Lewis Hamilton distracted from the F1 season in the audience) surprised nobody by finishing top of the leaderboard. Octogenerian, Buzz Aldrin (who according to Bruno 'looked like he'd left his moon boots on') was equally unsurprising at the bottom. In between was a hive-covered Shannon Doherty, who doesn't seem nearly as mean as she was back in the days of 90210. And the highlight of the night was Pamela Anderson - what was she on? She seemed to get herself into nearly every camera shot, schmoozing, cavorting and pouting her way around the set. Her dance routine needs to be seen to be believed as she shakes her hair extensions and her other ample gifts to within an inch of their lives. Bruno practically leapt over the desk to get at her as his head was filled with 'rough, dirty sex' (funny Celebritree never thought that fake boobs and all that hair would do it for Bruno...)

Anyway, this extravaganza got Celebritree thinking - the BBC needs to up its game. So, readers, who would you like to see on this year's Strictly?