Sandra Bullock and the tattoo covered ladies

Of course, normally Celebritree is entirely focused on Katie Price’s latest wedding plans, Cheryl and Ashley’s “will they, won’t they” divorce and what Victoria Beckham is wearing for today’s flight. However, this side of the Atlantic, gossip seems to be entirely focused on poor Sandra Bullock and her disintegrating marriage.
Has Sandra already called time on her marriage and consulted a divorce lawyer? Thankfully, she shouldn’t have to worry about her finances as apparently she and Jesse signed a pre-nup, so she’s safe on that count.
Was Michelle McGee an isolated affair or is Jesse a serial philanderer? Rumour has it that she is just the first to go public and that while Sandra was away filming, Jesse would get bored (maybe he should just get together with Brian McFadden while their better halves are away?) and would advertise for big breasted women with lots of tattoos. Well Michelle certainly fits the bill there. As does his ex-wife - see pics. This man is all class, clearly.
Now MM’s ex-hubby has come out (looking spookily like Jesse) and said that she is a bunny-boiler who was obsessed with bedding Jesse and was convinced that he would dump Sandra for her. He claims that she was going to profit financially and gain celebrity (or should that be notoriety?) from her affair with Jesse one way or another.
Now Jesse’s ex-wife has come crawling out to bring a custody battle back into the courts for their 6 year old daughter, Sunny. Jesse and Sandra were awarded custody after Sunny’s mum, porn star Janine Lindemulder, was jailed for tax evasion. Now in a halfway house, Janine apparently feels that life with her and her husband (an ex-jail bird with a background in gun crime and drug-dealing) would be better than the insecurity offered by Jesse and Sandra’s crumbling marriage.
The only thing that all of America seems to agree on is that Sandra is the loveliest person in Hollywood and nobody deserves this less than her. Nobody seems to have seen Sandra since the news came out but everyone who has ever known her has been jostling to give exclusive insider interviews!