They think it's all over

but maybe it's not now? After bombarding his wife with texts (presumably these were humble texts and not his usual sexts), Ashley has seemingly persuaded Cheryl that they should go to counselling sessions to try to get their marriage back on track. He's even offered to have sex addiction therapy Tiger Woods/Michael Douglas stylee.

Despite the advice to the contrary from her fellow Girls Aloud (apart from Nadine, who seems to be busy planning her own career and running her Irish pubs in California to comment), Simon Cowell, various 'desperate for publicity' X-factor contestants and, of course, Sinitta, Cheryl seems to be prepared to give Ashley another chance.

I wonder how big a rock he will have to buy her this time to gain her forgiveness? And won't it affect her energetic dance routines?