Becks tries to enjoy his hols

So, the England football team arrived very quietly at a special bit of Heathrow at 6am this morning. No fanfares or open-top buses for these World Cup flops. Instead, they hurried back to their various extravagant homes to be consoled by their WAGs. Except Becks, who hurried off to Nice to join his family in the south of France for their summer hols. Becks was dressed entirely in black - no doubt to match his mood.
Still, Andy Murray's win had apparently cheered Beckham somewhat, as he sent a text congratulating him on his win - taking him through to the quarter finals at Wimbledon.
If Becks doesn't have enough to worry about, it seems The Sun could soon be adding to his stresses - as they think that the FA should appoint Becks as England's new manager. After all, he's as famous as Maradona, and as passionate about his country and his football. So clearly, despite the lack of experience, qualifications etc, that makes him the perfect choice....