VB's fruity diet

Apparently Victoria Beckham's healthy diet (to aid weight loss / help fertility depending on which story you believe) is becoming pretty crazy. She has banned salad dressings from her dressing room and demands that the refreshments provided should consist purely of fruit and champagne (oh, and chewing gum for "snacks"). Particularly baffling are her demands that none of the fruits be mixed together - they should all be kept on separate plates to satisfy her complicated demands. Apparently assistants have considered mixing things up but daren't risk facing the wrath of Posh. Hmm, Celebritree is wondering if that PA job might not be so much fun after all...