Katie's wedding crisis will be on TV

Phew! The good news is that Katie's wedding will be shown on TV (in a £600K deal - though of course, they're marrying for the love and not the money); the bad news, of course, being, that most people probably won't recognise anyone there as she scrapes the Z list barrel for attendees. Still Katie has resolved her dilemma of where to hold the wedding (after all her chosen venues turned out to be busy) as she has forked out £2million for a new house - which can double up as their wedding venue and their new marital home.
Meanwhile, husband, Alex, has come out in a show of support (and presumably tone-deafness) for Katie's planned pop career, saying, “I was quite dubious when Katie first said she was going to release a single – and then I heard it! It’s not just good, it's brilliant and I have been leaping round the house dancing and singing to it all week!”