What are the WAGs up to?

While the Engerland team keep themselves seemingly out of trouble on the golf course (although Celebritree wonders whether at least the goalkeepers wouldn't be better off playing 'catch'), what have their lovely lady wives been up to?
Poor Coleen Rooney was without husband Wayne for their second wedding anniversary. However, she consoled herself with a barbecue at her parents' house, where they celebrated with 30 friends and some (allegedly discounted) sausages.
Celebritree's favourite WAG, VB, has apparently been busy signing up to new projects: she will appear as a cartoon character in the new series of SpongeBob Squarepants apparently, much to the joy of her sons.
Meanwhile, BBC anchor man, Gary Lineker's wife, Danielle was yesterday at Ascot looking very chic. However, she emerged later that day in an extremely dodgy red catsuit. Danielle told the media that she knows they are waiting for her to slip up, but thankfully she "knows what suits her". Hmm, maybe Gary's taken all their mirrors with him to South Africa, as Celebritree really doesn't think she looks her best here.